i honestly don't even know why i did this
but it included the BED INTRUDER song. can anyone resist that?
Title: Homeboy
Fandom: Inception
Rating: G
Wordcount: 548
Summary: "So you can run and tell that, run and tell that--"
Notes: Yes, you read the summary correctly. And there's no actual pairing, just crack for the sake of crack. Prompt meme fill.
Disclaimer: I own not the movie, the characters, or the Bed Intruder song. All are awesome and so, so not mine.
"So you can run and tell that, run and tell that--" Eames mumbled quietly to his file.
"What was that?"
Eames looked up from the file he was holding, raising an eyebrow at Ariadne.
"What was what, love?"
"Were you just... singing?" She tried to keep the large smile off of her face but she did a very bad job of it, her eyes crinkling at the corners. Arthur looked up from his notebook in curiosity.
"No." Eames pouted. He raised the file again, far enough to block the room from his view as he cringed. Damnit, caught.
Ariadne's eye lit up with glee. "You were. Oh my God, I can't believe you were singing, and the bed intruder song. Eames, we may need to get married."
"The 'bed intruder' song?" Cobb echoed, looking over his shoulder from his position in front of the whiteboard. "The hell?"
Cobb looked at Arthur, who shrugged impassively. "Don't look at me. Oh, hey, do you want to me to time the explosion for when Andrew comes back from the dentist? He'll be chock full of drugs so--" Arthur got up and walked to stand next to Cobb, the two of them droning on about the job and forgetting all about Eames and his penchant for singing to himself.
"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife," Yusuf sang in a high pitched voice, causing Eames to glare in his direction. "Well, in his defence, it is a really catchy tune. Although I prefer the slower bit at the end with the blonde man."
Ariadne snickered and pulled her red scarf off. Then she crossed the room and tied it around Yusuf's head.
"Oh Jesus, Yusuf. All you need is a tank top." Arthur and Cobb paused in their discussion to look over their shoulders. "I want to take you trick or treating."
"Alright, alright," Arthur called out. "Back to work everyone."
"C'mon, Arthur," Ariadne wheedled. "You guys really don't know what we're talking about? Really? It's the bed intruder song!"
"I'm happily ignoring any mention of a song that's called the 'bed intruder' song." Cobb narrowed his eyes in her direction. "And the fact that you know of something so offensive."
"It's a classic!" She threw her arms up and rolled her eyes. "Besides, it was Eames who started singing it."
"Right-o." Eames tossed his file onto the table, happy to stop talking about the fact that he was caught singing the most embarassing song on the internet. "So, we're aiming to have the explosion go off after the dentist, yes?"
"That's right." Arthur walked by the back of Eames' chair and knocked the back of his head with his notebook gently. "Homeboy."
Instinctively, and in unison, he, Ariadne, Eames and Yusuf all sang "home, home, homeboy" loudly and made Cobb squint at them in confusion.
Yusuf laughed, shaking his head at Arthur while Ariadne squealed in delight.
Eames swiveled his chair around enough to grin at Arthur, who was bending over the desk and giving the rest of the team a rather lovely show. "I didn't think you had it in you, pet!"
"And that's a conversation for another day." Arthur smirked at him over his shoulder and winked. Eames placed a hand over his heart and sighed.
"Oh, darling."
fin
P.S. What is this fuckery, I don't even know. Anyone who hasn't seen this video needs to. Seriously. Here it is. Watch. Be amused. Thank the anon at the meme for requesting something based off of this.
Title: Homeboy
Fandom: Inception
Rating: G
Wordcount: 548
Summary: "So you can run and tell that, run and tell that--"
Notes: Yes, you read the summary correctly. And there's no actual pairing, just crack for the sake of crack. Prompt meme fill.
Disclaimer: I own not the movie, the characters, or the Bed Intruder song. All are awesome and so, so not mine.
"So you can run and tell that, run and tell that--" Eames mumbled quietly to his file.
"What was that?"
Eames looked up from the file he was holding, raising an eyebrow at Ariadne.
"What was what, love?"
"Were you just... singing?" She tried to keep the large smile off of her face but she did a very bad job of it, her eyes crinkling at the corners. Arthur looked up from his notebook in curiosity.
"No." Eames pouted. He raised the file again, far enough to block the room from his view as he cringed. Damnit, caught.
Ariadne's eye lit up with glee. "You were. Oh my God, I can't believe you were singing, and the bed intruder song. Eames, we may need to get married."
"The 'bed intruder' song?" Cobb echoed, looking over his shoulder from his position in front of the whiteboard. "The hell?"
Cobb looked at Arthur, who shrugged impassively. "Don't look at me. Oh, hey, do you want to me to time the explosion for when Andrew comes back from the dentist? He'll be chock full of drugs so--" Arthur got up and walked to stand next to Cobb, the two of them droning on about the job and forgetting all about Eames and his penchant for singing to himself.
"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife," Yusuf sang in a high pitched voice, causing Eames to glare in his direction. "Well, in his defence, it is a really catchy tune. Although I prefer the slower bit at the end with the blonde man."
Ariadne snickered and pulled her red scarf off. Then she crossed the room and tied it around Yusuf's head.
"Oh Jesus, Yusuf. All you need is a tank top." Arthur and Cobb paused in their discussion to look over their shoulders. "I want to take you trick or treating."
"Alright, alright," Arthur called out. "Back to work everyone."
"C'mon, Arthur," Ariadne wheedled. "You guys really don't know what we're talking about? Really? It's the bed intruder song!"
"I'm happily ignoring any mention of a song that's called the 'bed intruder' song." Cobb narrowed his eyes in her direction. "And the fact that you know of something so offensive."
"It's a classic!" She threw her arms up and rolled her eyes. "Besides, it was Eames who started singing it."
"Right-o." Eames tossed his file onto the table, happy to stop talking about the fact that he was caught singing the most embarassing song on the internet. "So, we're aiming to have the explosion go off after the dentist, yes?"
"That's right." Arthur walked by the back of Eames' chair and knocked the back of his head with his notebook gently. "Homeboy."
Instinctively, and in unison, he, Ariadne, Eames and Yusuf all sang "home, home, homeboy" loudly and made Cobb squint at them in confusion.
Yusuf laughed, shaking his head at Arthur while Ariadne squealed in delight.
Eames swiveled his chair around enough to grin at Arthur, who was bending over the desk and giving the rest of the team a rather lovely show. "I didn't think you had it in you, pet!"
"And that's a conversation for another day." Arthur smirked at him over his shoulder and winked. Eames placed a hand over his heart and sighed.
"Oh, darling."
fin
P.S. What is this fuckery, I don't even know. Anyone who hasn't seen this video needs to. Seriously. Here it is. Watch. Be amused. Thank the anon at the meme for requesting something based off of this.
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