Comments | someirishdude: In the last 5 minutes

someirishdude

In the last 5 minutes

Oct 24, 2006 16:16

I've gotten four pieces of email that want to show me how to better understand the bible and one email from Sirius radio offering me a free trial of Howard Stern ( Read more... )

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icecat October 24 2006, 20:27:56 UTC

Wow, that's new. Bible spam. My Yahoo spam tends towards mortgage offers, prescription offers, and scattered offerings of f-buddies in my area. I really want to know how my email address was picked up for that last one.

alicetheowl October 24 2006, 20:33:04 UTC

Hmm. My temptation-to-conscience ratio is much higher than yours. For every reminder to do the right thing, there are about 8 offering me cookies to join the dark side.

simplyenchanted October 24 2006, 20:48:15 UTC

LOL! Brilliant. It's all about the cookies. ;)

alicetheowl October 24 2006, 20:50:56 UTC

Indeed. I learned to bake 'em myself for a damn good reason, after all. ^ v ^

simplyenchanted October 24 2006, 21:04:24 UTC

And now I know what I'm going to be doing tonight....*ventures to the Dark Side*

Damn, I didn't even wait for any really worthy temptation either...does that make me easy? ;)

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scoreboard October 24 2006, 21:06:23 UTC

Well, now that I have Sirius, and can hear Sam Huff losing his shit while Sonny laconically smokes cigars at him, I feel almost Biblically blessed.

BTW, while the title of the car shall remain the Ploughboy Bunny, it was pointed out that given my propensity for insanity and drink, the only appropriate name for the car is...you guessed it...Harvey.

nannygirl October 24 2006, 21:20:51 UTC

Hah! Are you sure you weren't just thumbing through the pages of the Book of Dude? I'm pretty sure that's how the first chapter goes...

"Do the right thing!"
"Do the right thing!"
"Go rob a hot chick! Have sex with leaves! Die outdoors!"
"Do the right thing!"
Yada yada yada. Or something like that.

Yahoo is not spiritual, it has MPD.

someirishdude October 24 2006, 21:32:11 UTC

You got me at "Have sex with leaves". Hilarious.

nannygirl October 24 2006, 21:36:06 UTC

"You got me at "Have sex with leaves"."

I think that was the original phrase proposed for that pivotal moment in Jerry McGuire... then some fucknut thought of "you had me at hello".

nannygirl October 24 2006, 21:36:59 UTC

Uhm, that was me. Duh.

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anne_nahm October 24 2006, 22:31:13 UTC

I accidently (I swear, truly an accident!) opened a viagra spam last week.

Since then, I must have had 50 new spam from Rod, Todd, and Dingle Bob trying to get me to increase my penis size and turn my limp noodle into... Well, variously misspelled things.

I feel very dirty now. And if I had a penis, I imagine it would feel it didn't measure up.