Regular is a funny way to say it, isn't it? See, I don't think sprinting to the bathroom is "regular". I don't frequently hurdle cubicles to get to the bathroom. Since it is not something I do often, wouldnt that make it irregular?
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that. My husband decided to eat oatmeal every day in an attempt to be healthy and after about two weeks he cut down on his oatmeal consumption due to "plumbing issues." I use that term because I'm dainty, but you can go ahead and substitute "plumbing issues" with "oatmeal induced 'splosions of the assular region."
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Damn, I'm never touching that stuff again.
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I'm sorry that your oatmeal didn't agree with you. =c\
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