wait a minute...am I missing him?!...yes ma'am I think I am :(....Heart U

•ღ°oO¤§øMêØñ˧G壤Oo°ღ•...What DO WE have that THEY DON'T have?...Boobs ... says:
turns out that going away sex is even hotter than make-up sex

yay :) we gonna go mini-gulfing, just like that first date, or rather 2nd date.That first kiss, god i love his kisses, good times eh? we've come so far, am sure we can go even further. I love him!

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me ( Read more... )

too funny to pass LOL

International Rules of Manhood:

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella

2. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into ( Read more... )

JSB...don't put it off any longer, procrastinate now! says:
we need to realise that, problematic as it is, a vote by a canadian or american has more impact on the world than a vote by, say, a thai person

ok weekend almost over, it was a boring one starting from yesterday morning, in fact it was so boring that i slept for most of it! now am watchin some usher movie, after am hitting the gym :D anyhow am off for now :)

ok so went clubbin...first time ever!...funky munky! lol good way to end the term...honestly tho, guys are way too horney! you know how many a-holes came up to me? THank god for good friends, my friend kept them all away n made sure they keep their handsoff, at one point the boiz stopped askin me for a dance, instead they wud ask her for permission ( Read more... )

Az sedaaye sokhane eshgh nadidam khoshtar

i run like a squirrle!

OSAP saved my ass :P