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somes_auditus

117 + Hello, I'm your martyr, will you be my gangster?

Aug 30, 2008 01:03

Badou.

That person I saw.

Who is it?

I'll make you sleep in the room with the googly-eyed puppets.

Love,
Daddy

[[ ooc: it's total kosher if Haine didn't get there yet XD Sasori would have seen them talking on the journal and decided it be's harrass-the-eldest-son tiem :3 ]]

god damn it badou, papa sasori raises the kids right, a son i has, a family i has, badou bb ilu rly

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ichigo_maiden August 30 2008, 05:12:42 UTC

...You have puppets ~na-no?

somes_auditus August 30 2008, 05:13:25 UTC

Oh, yes.

ichigo_maiden August 30 2008, 05:44:06 UTC

Did you make them yourself?

somes_auditus August 30 2008, 16:04:34 UTC

Every single one.

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distantmalice August 30 2008, 14:15:23 UTC

Leave it to Badou to get into deep shit for the five minutes I take my eyes off him.

somes_auditus August 30 2008, 16:05:13 UTC

You must be his brother from another mother.

distantmalice August 30 2008, 16:09:29 UTC

...Yeah, brother. Clearly.

Who the hell are you again?

somes_auditus August 30 2008, 16:10:47 UTC

That was sarcasm.

I'm the babysitter. I have been keeping a... very attentive eye on Badou.

Thread 13

shiftyblond August 30 2008, 17:00:58 UTC

Trouble in paradise, I do believe you said that to me once, did you not? Ironic that I'm asking the same thing.

somes_auditus August 30 2008, 17:03:20 UTC

Mello, it's terrible! My ungrateful son has gone off with another woman and now I must console Reira entirely on my own because her big brother doesn't love her anymore.

shiftyblond August 30 2008, 17:06:32 UTC

Oh me-oh my, sounds like someone needs to put their foot down.

somes_auditus August 30 2008, 17:07:13 UTC

Daddy won't stand for his baby girl being manipulated in this manner.

Thread 14

justitiae August 30 2008, 21:57:24 UTC

Trouble at home Sasori?

somes_auditus August 30 2008, 22:02:03 UTC

Quillish, listen, listen, someone is trying to steal my eldest son and his dear sister will be so upset!

justitiae August 30 2008, 22:04:53 UTC

That sounds terrible Sasori, after your hard work in raising him as well. Children sometimes sway into temptation I suppose.

somes_auditus August 30 2008, 22:06:07 UTC

The ungrateful child, after I slaved away every morning to make his breakfast and lunches and even let him get a job...

Thread 12

He's like seriously? DADDY HAS REACHED NEW LEVELS OF CREEPY. cigsandgunsmoke August 31 2008, 15:50:35 UTC

He's my best friend partner from my world, jesus.

...

..

AND PARTNER AT MY JOB NOT IN THAT WAY!

DADDY IS NOT AMUSED :DDD somes_auditus August 31 2008, 19:23:34 UTC

Daddy is not amused.

BADOU SAYS DON'T JUDGE MY FRIENDS DAD! cigsandgunsmoke September 1 2008, 01:06:16 UTC

....Daddy?

Okay, so the king of bondage sense of style and the fucking albinoism might give a bad impression of the asshat, but he's good people!

SASORI SAYS HE'LL DO JUST WHAT HE PLEASES somes_auditus September 1 2008, 01:09:24 UTC

The man wants to come here and drag you away as per force.