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[somesanesong]

... and with this week has come one of the best original one-liners i've yet to hear:

"you smell good, even though you're an ass hole"

wit is hard to come by. witty people, even harder

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[old_desires]

Can I guess? You like this girl, and therefore overrate her wit. Clerks 2, now THAT'S some funny shit.

[somesanesong]

no, i don't like her, she's the girlfriend of a really good buddy of mine, actually. and she's 24. and that statement is witty to me because i'd completely overlooked the fact that the statement "you're an ass hole" is a metaphor. she's wittier than i am, and therefore i appreciate her wit.

but, other than that, fletcher, there's nothing about me you couldn't guess. go you!

[old_desires]

*Q. Lazzarus's "Goodbye, Horses" comes on*
"Oh... do you wanna fuck me? I wanna fuck me. I wanna fuck me hard."