i cannot wait. i'm sick of college, i'm sick of life, boo! i quit the soccer team today. reasons are as follows: it was no fun, too time consuming, i made 1 friend on the team, and i can be thinner when i dont play than when i do. the last one isnt one of the main reasons, but a real plus. i'm excited to have more free time, but i really dont know ( Read more... )

The World's Religions, in a nutshell ( Read more... )

still at the library, still people watching, but the music has changed to janis joplin ( Read more... )

it's raining, but it's a great day. i've been barefoot all day and i've seen my campus crush 3 times. i bet he's stalking me...definately not the other way around. no...definately not. haha. i'm sitting in our glorious library watching the rain fall and the fish jump out of the pond and listening to james taylor. i came to the library with my ( Read more... )

yesterday i serendaded the boy's goal keeper (large, brititsh, beautiful) in the cafeteria in front of everyone. why, you may ask. well, i lost a bet. and that's why i dont bet. haha, it was funny...even the lunch lady was giving me shit about it today. the boy's soccer team has been singing "you're just too good to be true" whenever i walk past. ( Read more... )

last night was quite possibly the funniest night of my life. i went to a rodeo at this enormous country club my uncle plays at in atlanta, called wild bill's. there were so many old horny men, but the good thing is there were young ones too! and real cowboys...mmm. i laughed all night long, but i did get some amazing pick up lines for my repetoir. ( Read more... )

i'm comin home bitches! tomorrow at 2 i shall board a bus and be in memphis by 9:30 pm! yaaay!

oh how i love seeing my family! these past couple of days have been amazing, cuz we're rarely all in the same place at the same time. someone either has to be getting married (as in this instance) or someone has to die. even then not everyone can make it. i've gotten to hang out with my cousins, aunts, and uncles today. god i love weddings. i hope ( Read more... )

oh my holy fucking god. if i dont get out of the house i will explode! anyone up for an outing? god knows i am. let's do it. anytime, anywhere ( Read more... )

"i object to people with severe body odor. i dont like crazy or mean people either. please don't put me with someone who is smelly."
this is what i put on my housing application under "other general information". i wanted to put "i need someone who enjoys the scent of my brand", but mum wouldn't let me. boo you mom.

hooha hooha, suck it high