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somethin_hot

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Mar 12, 2006 20:34

I just "saved" a spider from the deathstomp that is my mom's foot, only I squashed one of his legs trying to catch him in a cup. I always make things worse for our springtime insect visitors. Now all the other spiders are going to be all up ons asking him about his battle wound. As an amputee he will receive admiration and respect from his tiny ( Read more... )

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boreasisablaze March 15 2006, 03:06:32 UTC

We should make the capsule! We've got too. We could all come back at various points in our life and dig it up, then read it and replace it.

somethin_hot March 16 2006, 00:26:06 UTC

haha. yes, your grandmother was a little intimidating, but only because you already made her dislike me by saying i couldn't eat with you! but its cool. maybe she'll forget?
the point is: that is a great idea. we need to designate a day for everyone to bring something to put in capsule along with the family tree, and the family portrait as you suggested to me earlier. we can try to bury it beneath all that pine stuff or whatevs, although that might be difficult due to the roots. we'll figure it out!

the_emmasaurus March 16 2006, 13:03:13 UTC

what do we put in it?

britishlikeme March 16 2006, 15:54:51 UTC

yeah i hate it when grandma pulls that serving you without asking business. then she'll get mad and pull a major guilt trip on you for not eating some broccoli/rice or other strange concoction she's pulled out of her as...I mean...oven. "What? You don't want to eat this horrible broccoli goop, that I've been slaving all of 15 minutes boiling together to the consistency of mush just for you? You wanna cheese-grill?"

Your spider story reminds me of the time we went to the park way long ago, and you saw that one-legged duck, and for some reason you though it was your fault he had one leg, so you cried your eyeballs out. You probably have a whole gang of amputeed creatures out looking for revenge.

speaking of creepies and crawlies somethin_hot March 18 2006, 22:58:51 UTC

last night i was in my kitchen. i had just dropped a pan of brownies on the floor (GO AHEAD AND LAUGH BITCH) and all of the sudden i see a tiny brown creature skittering across the floor. it was a baby mouse. it disappeared and is still in my house somewhere. delicious!