Ladies and gentlemen, we have found....
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING SWEET AND HOLY...WHAT IS THAT?!
Let's analyze this for a second.
- Obviously didn't have thirty seconds to brush my hair that morning. Or put in contacts. Or apply any sort of makeup. Or probably take a shower.
- I seriously hope that's supposed to be a disaffected smirk on my face, and not some sort of attempt at smiling.
- I'm wearing a House of Blues-endorsed rain poncho. (Yet, it doesn't appear to be raining.)
- Said poncho is apparently XXXXXL, making me appear obese and shirtless.
- Glasses are never a good look for me, as evidenced here by Crooked Squinty-Eye Syndrome (or, that could just be my face being naturally weird).
- Any form of differentiation between my chin and my neck seems to be MIA.
- Great pose.
- Lastly, please note the topiary manatees in the background.
Oh, and...it's from my dad's business trip last year. Last year. I sincerely hope I've improved since then.
In any case, I'm so tickled by it that I've made it my new desktop background.