It's like trying to push a baby out of your vag, except that I'm not motivated enough to.

[somethingbought]

Them plot bunnies are assaulting me at night and I can barely get a peaceful night of sleep. And then when I go on the computer to type it all down, I pull out half-way.

Looks like I won't be pushing babies out anytime soon.

Wow. I haven't been here in ages.

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[out_of___tune]

We can always get you a C-section 8D!
And drugs, lots of drugs.

[jubajubs]

lol what?!