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[somethingsmart]

darin and i saw a rollerskate collision at sonic burger today. seriously, the greatest facial expression i've ever seen, almost seemed slowed down. it caused us to wait 32 minutes to get a packet of BBQ SAUCE though, that wasn't cool at all

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[god_hates_me]

what was the dvd?

[redlightinjune]

"dumb 78 year old"? you better be nice...she gave you a free dvd.

[somethingsmart]

no, she mistakingly gave me a free dvd!

[redlightinjune]

but still she was "stupid" enough to ring it up wrong. so be thankful for her being that stupid. haha

[suitcaseinhand]

that probably came out of her pay, and now she won't be able to purchase some medication she takes to keep her heart pumping blood. while she's dying you'll be watching your free dvd. so the dvd better be worth it! not some terrible movie like brother where art thou. oh god i don't even want to think about that movie.

::shivers::

HAHA. whew.

[somethingsmart]

as i went down in the river to pray, studying about that good old way
annnd who shall wear the starry crown, good lord, show me the way

[suitcaseinhand]

blah blah blah

can we just get to the making out now?

[somethingsmart]

can we skip right to the blowjob?

[sithconjurer]

Kudos to that. Free is always awesome, even when it endangers an old persons medication money

[camecrashing]

Man. One time someone at Wal-mart did that with my hairspray and then a girl did it at Publix with a salad. I thought I was sooooo cool. I guess not.