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[sometimes_bites]

Nani! Frank IS as cool as Batman! He beat one of the frogs up with a frying pan! He heated it up first and everything! And he found me this cane! I'm kicking butt and taking names!

Now he's throwing cash registers! We're the best team EVER!

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[loveinviolence]

Good girl...

[sometimes_bites]

I'm a ninja warrior! I'm doing good!

[loveinviolence]

The name Bonesaw will strike fear into the hearts of any monster.

[sometimes_bites]

You know it.

Who did you pact with, Cocky Horror?

1/2

[betterassister]

... R-right...

2/2

[betterassister]

I'm proud of you. Be careful!

And tell Frank I owe him another half dozen dates for this!

[sometimes_bites]

Okay, I'll tell him!

HEY FRANK - [thud] NANI SAYS [biff] SHE OWES YOU HALF A DOZEN COFFEES [whack] FOR HELPING ME BE AWESOME.

[betterassister]

And maybe a kiss, if I get you back without a scratch.

[libertyfuckyeah]

I don't think it's possible for any person to be as cool as Batman. I mean, does he have a Batmobile?

[sometimes_bites]

No, but he's covered wars!

ZOMBIE wars!

[libertyfuckyeah]

What, REALLY?!

[sometimes_bites]

YYYYYYEAH!

And he's dating my dorky sister! Can you believe it?

[heeylisten]

I like your style, kid! You could go places!

[sometimes_bites]

Thanks! I'm a ninja warrior!

[heeylisten]

That's right! Size never counts for anything anyway!

I'm a warrior's fairy, so we're kind of even.

[sometimes_bites]

Woooooah! That's so COOL!

What does a warrior's fairy do?

[dothefusion]

Oh my God, that's so hardcore!

[sometimes_bites]

I KNOW

IT'S AMAZING

YOU SHOULD SEE IT IN PERSON, IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYEBALLS MELT.

[dothefusion]

Where are you, I'll come watch!

[sometimes_bites]

Outside Horton! GO GO GO!