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[sometimes_bites]

Okay. Who did it? Who took one of Pele's Tears?

C'mon. Fess up already. I know you're out there.

EDIT: Apparently, it's time for everyone to get schooled in Hawaiian legend. Pele is the goddess of volcanoes, and dance, and lightning, and punching people in the face with bad luck when they steal rocks from her volcanoes. So which one of you

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[eyesofgeass]

Beg your pardon?

[sometimes_bites]

Edit!

[eyesofgeass]

You must be joking...

[sometimes_bites]

Why would I be joking about something so serious? There's no sun.

[kodak_princess]

Who's Pele?

[sometimes_bites]

She's a goddess. Edit!

[kodak_princess]

W-wow! She must be really really pretty!

[sometimes_bites]

. . . yeah, that's a good thing to tell her! She probably likes to hear that. We should sing songs about how Pele is beautiful and Pele is smart to appease her angry spirit.

[forged_anew]

Uuhhh...

What's a Pele and why are its tears being stolen?

[sometimes_bites]

She, oh ye of many disrespects! See edit.

[forged_anew]

Geez, sorry. Well, I didn't take her tears or anything so quit yelling at me.

[sometimes_bites]

That's not yelling.

THIS IS YELLING!

[moarcowbell]

Pele?

[sometimes_bites]

Edit!

[moarcowbell]

This goddess sounds pretty awesome.

[sometimes_bites]

I think it goes with the job description.

[puzzledprof]

...Pele's Tears? I'm afraid I don't understand your meaning, my dear.

[sometimes_bites]

See edit!

[puzzledprof]

...Ah. I don't think anyone was able to take a rock from a volcano recently, there aren't any near here.

[sometimes_bites]

They could be very small volcanoes.