"Saturday night is my delight
and so is sunday morn'
sunday noon comes to soon
and to heck with monday morning."

SO today I didn't eat my dinner, and Glenna yelled at me and told me to eat my potatos ( Read more... )

Today I pooped my pants, let's just say that I put "too much faith in a fart."
Also, I think this is the end for me. It's coming soon, and this is not a joke.

Johanna should apprechiate this entry. Since poop is mentioned and all.

And here's a picture of ( a good friend of mine. )

I'v got a bad case of gout on my hand. Pictures to come.

And this weekend I had a serious case of gas, like almost hospital worthy. Glen bought me beano and gas-X, because Lindsey told me that her flatulent friend uses Gas-X.

Also, tell me what you think of my new icon! LOAFER LOVE!

How to make a sometimesifart
Ingredients:

1 part competetiveness

1 part silliness

5 parts beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Today I ate eight LEGGO waffles to beat out Alli and Lindsey.

DAMNIT Glen, won't buy the real ones. Just like the core curnch berries that I styep on a lot. ARGH.

Glenna just gave me a years supply of toilet paper. Good.

But, it's only the 1 ply stuff (sandpaper), SO ROUGH.

Im thinking about asking her out, advice anyone??

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Lindsey slept over Allis house last night! I missed her so much. I went into her room last night for one of our 3am chats and she wasnt there. I was feeling kind of gassy so i decided to lay down, damnit harry,you left the citrucel in the other room!!! THE ONE IM LOCKED OUT OF! Anywho, i fell asleep in her bed...woke up every once in a while to ( Read more... )

( Madd pix!!1 )