I am content with my bad dye job

[sometimesy]

I would be content with my bad dye job too if my job was to sit in a chair and say hello to people at a library. I feel real safe and so do the books. Thanks for being such a great security guard

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Im bored

[pharmer]

We need pictures!!!

PISSED OFF IN MICHIGAN

[anonymous]

If this was actually a LIVE journal, capturing Mike's most important and significant thoughts of the day, then Brandon and I would have gotten a shoutout about the upcoming events of liver and beach excitment. This journal is obviously an imposter. If it was the real deal, his postings would be filled with happiness, anticipation, and love for me of course. For eveyone's information, will be eating and sleeping together, flicking off national monumments and storming beaches like its going out of style. So, everyone, stop reading this smut, get a life, and god bless America!
-Jenny