I had fun this week, to review ( Read more... )

Richard my flatemate, the fucker who though XXX was "brilliant" is becoming something of a complete twat upon being a fucking slob. On 4 Nov. I was sharing some candy I sent from home and I offered him some. The woolly mother fucking mammoth took a huge handful and put it in this robe pocket, his wardrobe of choice at 8:00pm. No thank you, but ( Read more... )

After the XXX debacle, I was really looking for something to overcome that experience(on a side note my roommate Richard thought it was "brilliant," he also thinks leaving tuna out for 5 days is brilliant too). I found the cure to XXX. It is called Donnie Darko and I thought it was funny at times, weird at times, and it made you think. It is ( Read more... )

Did you ever hear that expression from your parents when you didn't want to eat something? Well, I did and that's all I could think about yesterday... while I dumped food into the bin... while people from China watched me. I made pasta, alot of friggin' pasta. I ate half of it in my room and totally forgot about the other half. When I went to ( Read more... )

I have just experienced the ninth earthquake in seven days. I actually felt this one, it slightly more powerful than the quarry blast back in the View. It is a huge deal for people here, it's like they plan there day around the ground shaking. One person was saying that there would be one at four today and that my friends, is a modern miracle. ( Read more... )

Have you tried it, no? Well, next time you are bored have yourself a little treat. Nothing fills your hunger like a nice chared piece of bread smothered with a nice helping of baked beans. It's been a staple in the British Empire, well, since they had an Empire. It's all the rage at uni, so go ahead, it's brilliant, I promise!

The crack is blah. This has easily been the most frustrating week in England. Still enjoyable, just the usually mocking of my life. For instance, I was going to go to Ireland for the weekend and visit my aunt. The 50 minute flight over would have cost me $300, fucking hell. A flight from any of the four Manchesters in the US would have been ( Read more... )

I went to the movies and saw XXX. I wish it was porn XXX, but sadly it was the Vin Diseal movie. If I went to see the porn at least there would have been some decent acting and more realistic. The chances that the delivery man fucking four hot girls who happen to be sunbathing naked when he comes over, then the next door neighbor sees what's ( Read more... )

Yesterday I went to see the Bourne Identity, a decent enough movie, they spoke French, I understood about 5 words, but that's okay. Afterwords the five Germans, a Swede, and I went to some cheap pub whose claim to fame is not being blown up by the IRA. I think about 5 years ago, the IRA planted a bomb and blew the whole area right to hell, but ( Read more... )

Every place you go to England security is going with you. Every street corner there is a camera, every store has at least one security guard, every bathroom has at least one man staring at you while you piss, and every changing room has at least one hobo telling you those pants look to tight, just the way he likes it. The country has one of the ( Read more... )