Live Hard or Die Trying and Mustard is a Slut

[somewhatlyweird]

*beep*

“Hello, it’s me, Pretzel, call me!”

*beep*

“Hi gorgeous, it’s Hot Dog, wanna meet up?”

*beep*

“It’s Hoagie, I’m in town...”

Announcer: “Food can’t get enough of America’s favorite mustard”

*beep*

“It’s Hot Dog again…"

Ok, we get it.

Mustard gets around.

Mustard's a whore.

I'll never think of condiments in the same way

Comments

[ninaak]

The movie does look over the top, and I hope it is, I hope every other scene in the movie is so unrealistic and crazy even Rambo would be like "dude, cmon". Its Die Hard, and the #1 reason Die Hard was so big when it hit was because it was so over the top, I would be angry if they did anything less then dragonball z action!

[snorklesmcgee]

This is one of the best entries I've seen in a while. terribly entertaining. Thanks for that. I just saw the mustard wench commercial. What a slut.