Fuck Her Gently ( Read more... )

The only aphrodisiac I need is your voice ( Read more... )

I received this in my email today and found it immensely humorous... Thought that I would post it to share with everyone. Make sure you don't have a full bladder when reading it. LMFAO...Seriously.....ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS! Too funny...WTF are you guys thinkin' about sometimes? REALLY ( Read more... )

Have you ever had sex with someone and kinda hoped something would develop from it, and then been told by that person that they have decided that they want to date your best friend....it hurts....I really wish I could take that one back....BADLY...

Hey Jamie, I know that you used to occasionally read this, and I don't know if you still do....but I just wanted to say that my life was a lot better when we used to hangout together....We used to do a lot together...Hell we used to hangout almost everyday....and when I stopped hanging out with you thats when my life really started to fuck up.....I ( Read more... )

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open it to page 161.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you

"Don't be grateful just yet," she interrupted. >Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden

Well, I've managed to bugger up my life even more....I've had a romantic crush on this guy for about a year.....and what do I go and do? Introduce him to my friend.....when I did so I wasn't intending on things to go the way they did.......really I wasn't.......but yeah...they kinda got together......sexually anyways......and now I am stuck in an ( Read more... )

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I feel as though I may be incapable of fully giving my love to anyone who is outside of my immediate family ( Read more... )

Well, I have now switched rooms....the room that was Charlene's, is now mine. Yesterday Megan, Alison, and I painted with Ralph Lauren's Silver Plated Metallic Paint......It looks stellar....I will have to try to get a pic of it up here sometime.....so, here's to my first night in my new room...Whoot....