It's my birthday too, yeah!

[someyoungpup]

MY BIRTHDAY IS SATURDAY.

THAT'S THE 9th FOR ALL YOU CALENDARLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE OUT THERE.

GET ME STUFF OR TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM THAT DAY, MK?

K.

WE COO.

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[alan_shore]

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[someyoungpup]

SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

[alan_shore]

What's so great about that?

WHAT IS YOUR SIZE?

[someyoungpup]

You don't have to get me anything.

SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!

[price_onmysoul]

The package arrives Thursday with the words DO NOT OPEN BEFORE SATURDAY, 1/9/10, THOUGH YOU PROBABLY WILL ANYWAY scrawled on the side in red marker.

Inside is this shirt and a birthday card...

Happy birthday, you disobedient little shit. Don't think I don't know you're opening this early.

Hope it's a great day, brother. You deserve it.

All the best,
Lance

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[someyoungpup]

How did you know I would open it? Thanks, man. I'm wearing it on Saturday.

[didanexperiment]

'Calendarly challenged.' I like that.

[someyoungpup]

If you couldn't tell, I made it up.

[didanexperiment]

Oh, I could tell. And I give you creativity points.

[someyoungpup]

Sweet. I never get those. Mostly just eyerolls.