[LOCKED from the kidlets]

[someyoungpup]

Comments

[wolfie_mom]

Why do you think I keep you around at all?

[someyoungpup]

Because of my roguish good looks and charming personality?

(I had to spellcheck roguish BTW. Somehow this is important.)

[wolfie_mom]

Those were what caught my attention in the first place.

(Well, it's a good thing you don't really have to grade papers.)

[someyoungpup]

I thought it was the urban legend of The Gym Teacher of Doom as told by Toby.

(My kids take tests! ...most are done with a stopwatch or measuring tape but still. Some are about rules of the game. Or rules of the road if you're lucky enough to catch me May-August.)

[fireburned]

I got level 3, you wuss. What, you balk at fucking married folks or something?

[someyoungpup]

Not always. It was more of that last page. Are you into watersports or something? Because if that's what makes me a wuss I'm fine with that.

[fireburned]

If they pay me enough for it, why the hell not?

[someyoungpup]

Because it doesn't sound like fun and you'll probably smell like piss for about a week. Old Spice and piss if you take a bath.