Well I tried, but bollocks to it. I'm back ( Read more... )

I was round fixing someones PC today, and installed firefox for them after the PC was all set up ( Read more... )

All sins are equal in this way:
God is holy and does not tolerate any sin. The smallest sin separates us from God. A good analogy might be, how much feces would you tolerate in your soup.

~:from some guy on some forum.

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/drugs/Story/0,,1746333,00.html?gusrc=rss

Holy Spicy Brown Sauce, Batman! That is a lot of drugs.

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The BBC and Sky newsreaders look soul-less ( Read more... )

I remember as a kid taking cereals to school with me in my pockets. The sugar-coated ones, like honey nut loops or sugar-puffs. Well, not sugar puffs, they were too sticky, and I generally wasn't allowed them as they were bad for my teeth. But hunny nut loops or frosted shreddies ( Read more... )

Staying alive, Staying alive, ahh ahh ahh ahh, staying alive, staying alive, ah ah ah ah 2.35, 2.35 ( Read more... )

Every day, no matter how many people tell you that it isn't working, you glue yellow jellybabies above your eyes and try to pass them off as your own eyebrows, claiming you are a 'natural blonde'. Sadly as they decompose whilst still on your face it becomes apparent you are in fact 'strawberry blonde'.

Let me sleep.