how many in-flight drinks would be inappropriate on a school-sponsored trip?

[somnium]

It's been a frustrating week. The financial aid department has dicked me in the ass over and over, without a condom. I just keep telling myself that in a few days, when I'm cruising up the Nile sipping a cocktail under the Egyptian sun, I won't give a damn

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[somnium]

I think I can do that. I'll try, anyway. Wonder how close they'll let us get? Isn't it funny that the only one of the "Seven Wonders of the World" still around is the oldest one? At least, so says a book I'm reading. I don't actually know what all the other wonders are. I'll have to look it up.