Touche, Martens

[somthingscatchy]

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[eviltickles]

dude, it's like your mothership!

[somthingscatchy]

I'M HOME?

[babychild3]

omg, i'm so jealous!

except i hate omarosa, i would've bitch slapped her in person PEW

[somthingscatchy]

you cant tell from the picture, but i'm really pinching her really really hard

[babychild3]

you can't tell because her thick skin can't feel anything anymore

AND SHE HAS NO FEELINGS ANYWAY, SHE'S HORRIBLE

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE OMAROSA, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

single asian female

[somthingscatchy]

whatever! you love her! you are always talking about her and and how much you wanna sleep with her and touch her and be her

[wethotamericana]

"Reality Remix": gross! What is it?

And who's the guy in the last photo?

By the way, did Susan Hawk chomp at your nuts?

[somthingscatchy]

apparently it's been on for a while. im still not sure what the shows all about or if its a movie or if its a short play done with puppets.....

the guy in last picture is joe millionaire. he really lost weight.

susan hawk was great. she only requested "that I didn't kiss her", which was weird cause the thought HAD NEVER CROSSED MY MIND.

[wethotamericana]

beautiful!

how did you get into such an event?

[somthingscatchy]

looks? charm? press pass?
but mostly just show up.

[youarebonfante]

back in the competition, i see?

[somthingscatchy]

you may have the D-listers, but i have the nobodys.

and omarosa.

[youarebonfante]

omarosa is arguably more renowned than some of the d-listers i have encountered.

i always walk a fine line with the reality stars...ususally when they're at events i am at, i don't recognize them. unless they're andy dick.

[somthingscatchy]

I see what you're doing, and you're not going to steal my thunder, martens. Using my journal to name drop some of your celebrity frends! No way.

you keep your d-list gays, i'm the one with all the reality friends!

[saidforfake]

hahahaah i fuckin love dat shit. reichen LOVED us. norm loved you! we had so much fun!!! WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha omg, i love my pic with brittany. she's all sexy-eyed. haha me and kelly are looking at all the pics and talking about last nite. fuckin fun!

[somthingscatchy]

if only LC and ALEX M had been there.... :-(