SWEET SIXTEEN

[somthingscatchy]

Dear MTV,

How come pink sparkles dont fly around the room when I ask for new cars, pretty floral centerpieces, and low cut dresses that expose way too much of my underage clevage?

Sincerly Yours,
Broke-y McBankrupt

Comments

[secretfanofu]

whats with the picture of Sarah Geronimo?
she wasnt on my Super Sweet Sixteen...

[somthingscatchy]

When you google image search "sweet sixteen", that's what comes up, just make sure you have the "SAFE SEARCH" on WAIT A SEX HOW THE HECK do you know who that is? is she famous or something?

[youarebonfante]

WHY DID YOU WRITE THIS ENTRY?

[somthingscatchy]

im trying to keep up with the millions of ROA posts you make/are going to be making in the near future

[eviltickles]

Dear Broke-y McBankrupt,

It's b/c your parents obviously don't love you enough.

Yours,
MTV

P.S. We know.

[somthingscatchy]

Dear MTV,

Im taking you off my favorites list!

[525]

Sady McPatheticpants

[somthingscatchy]

:-(

[525]

You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk outta the girl.

[noextrai]

Those bitches is hoes! i hate them all. especially the one's who whine to their daddys about everything and then probably never even put out.