Comments | somuchtolove: i have that weird taste in my mouth that tells you you're tired

somuchtolove

i have that weird taste in my mouth that tells you you're tired

Nov 22, 2005 00:28

I'm soo ready to go home!!! yay thanksgiving!!! First is Dan's Dad's, then my mom's, then dan's mom's. i'm soooo ready for stuffing and mashed potatoes ( Read more... )

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schellsay November 22 2005, 20:53:37 UTC

What does your parents not being schwingers have to do with the price of tea in China?

somuchtolove November 27 2005, 20:28:26 UTC

well, chelsea, since you ask...if my parents had been swingers, then my dad would be shacking up with some slutty ladies, probably named Chelsea or some equally slutty name, and my mom would have slept with guys named Walter. Now, Walter and Barty and Chuck and all my mom's friends would feel bad about the lack of respect i would have for her and the strain that is putting on our relationship and they would buy me things, like everyone else does. and somewhere in this mound of gifts would be a trip to china. and me going to china would mean i drink tea in china. and so the price of tea in china would go down.

schellsay November 30 2005, 04:20:31 UTC

Ooooh.