want to see the most amazing, loving, smartest, most beautiful person in the world?
ahhhh naww naw naw, besides him.
don't you just want to take him to a book store, drink coffee, discuss philosophical theories and take him home and cuddle with him until the end of time?
nahhhh, me neither. I just wanna sex him up.
you know what else? I bet he likes mozzarella.