Suuuuuuuuuuuuure ya don't. *puts the straightjacket away* Despite all ur screaming and shouting.... Oh wait, that's my fault :P WITH THE TICKLES!!!!! (or is it?!?)
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll have to go and live in Benin under an assumed name now, my secret's out!
My good self: "That's weird, we were just talking about THAT ( not my way of saying it, my good lady here added that) and The Strokes have just come on the TV!
And to add insult to injury, i came out with "I'll have to put that up"
And to add more insult to more injury i typed "strokes" as "strokews"
And to add even more insult to a lot more injury, the word "come" has been gratuitously added to this comment (or should that be coment) without any thought for what would come of it.
And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the double meaning-infested waters of livejournal, a classic from none other than someone who we shall call Miss B.
What I'm worried about is that that took him about 20 mins to type :-S. I wonder if someone's getting a little overexcited with all this adult talk :-P
the best ones are the ones you don't notice, but we're getting kind of oxymoronic here....
the wonderful "that's surprisingly large" while the tv starts reverberating to the glorious sound of which blink 182 song? Yes, you guessed it, the gorgeously dulcet tones of All The Small Things (nothing to do with me, I assure you!)
HE ASKED WHAT THERE WAS IN THE HOUSE TO EAT!!!!!!!!! If I was as bad as he makes me out to be, I could've offered me instead :P BUT I didn't, as I said, I'm a good girl
I'd be surprised at what's in your toy chest, would I now?
And there I was thinking (from 'Miss B.': I'm scared, he just asked what he was thinking), you wewe (for extreme comedy value, that typo is being left exactly as it, erm, came out) such a wholesome (should the w be there?) girl!
I have a rabbit! :-O and an elephant, a dog, a cat, a snake, a pig and many other toys, even my old barbies! but nothing as naughty as you seem to want to imply. And as for that w, that's up to the general public to decide about.
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BUGGERYCACK, i just noticed the double double double entendre there.... but now, Weezer muppetage!
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I don't need to be sectioned under the mental health act, really, erm, honestly, erm, i think...
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But is that the only thing that's out, eh?
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My good self: "That's weird, we were just talking about THAT ( not my way of saying it, my good lady here added that) and The Strokes have just come on the TV!
And to add insult to injury, i came out with "I'll have to put that up"
And to add more insult to more injury i typed "strokes" as "strokews"
And to add even more insult to a lot more injury, the word "come" has been gratuitously added to this comment (or should that be coment) without any thought for what would come of it.
And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the double meaning-infested waters of livejournal, a classic from none other than someone who we shall call Miss B.
WHY ARE YOU BOUNCING ON THE SOFA?
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But more on that even, or arianen,or perhaps valen, alisonen, steffien, hannaen (how the hell do you pronounce that?), or annemarien later
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the wonderful "that's surprisingly large" while the tv starts reverberating to the glorious sound of which blink 182 song? Yes, you guessed it, the gorgeously dulcet tones of All The Small Things (nothing to do with me, I assure you!)
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And there I was thinking (from 'Miss B.': I'm scared, he just asked what he was thinking), you wewe (for extreme comedy value, that typo is being left exactly as it, erm, came out) such a wholesome (should the w be there?) girl!
My illusions, along with myself, are shattered!!
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