My Shampoo Bottle Label is Self-Aware:

[songfromsixties]

"It's all about body with my weightless forumla fused with white nectarine and pink coral flower...and my fresh lather will leave you with lush, full volume that moves naturally. Think it's uplifting?

Try my conditioner.

That's fucking terrifying.

Oh, and I'm back from Interlochen.

Comments

[thebandnerd]

At first I thought you were talking about a mad scientist's anti-gravity tincture. Too bad. Maybe next time.

I hope you had a good time at Interlochen.