let the culture soak in...

[songfromthe60s]

So... true story. I was watching Phantom of the Opera with my girlfriend the other day (great movie). Afterwards I went to the bathroom to take care of business. A group of guys come in, and as many people do, the were discussing the movie. The dialogue is as follows

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[shortstack24]

Happy harold darling!
I'm so glad you did get to come up and see me. It was way fun. Even for the uncultured oblivious Atlanta boys.

And of course midgets walk around with tall black men. How else do you think they get to check out library books?!
Sheesh.
I mean... I'm almost short enough that I'm thinking about getting my own. Big black bouncer, that is.

[jason149er]

i take offense to the remark about uncultured oblivious atlanta boys...whats wrong with us? and i have a picture of you with your big black bouncer sarah tunstall. he even has gold teeth.

UH!!! growl....

[anonymous]

Blake, just another few days and you would have made 1 month!

Ok, so were the bouncer and midget lovers? Yes, very disturbing indeed. I love random conversations in the bathroom.

Blake, Books-a-million is a better place because of you! What a wonderful guy, to take estactic loons to the middle-ages fiction section to fill their harmonious desire to make gold of corroded lead...all, with but a witful, christian smile.

~Potter

bad funeral home names

[bantor]

In Manchester:

DEADMAN Funeral Home

KILLgore Funeral Home

They never learn, do they?