No Hair is Like a Tiny Forest

[songofcynicism]

A black man just called my cell phone from a private number. He offered riches and porno all for only $3. I declined, he asked why. I told him my grandmother doesn't like Playboy, he then hung up on me.
"He must be the stupidest son-of-a-bitch alive. But he sure is fast!"

Comments

[sofa_king______]

how do you offer riches for only 3 dollars?
i just wanna know how that works.

[songofcynicism]

Chance to win $25,000, a diamond wrist watch, free playboy, all for 3 bucks

[carvinpumkins]

96.5 sweet me to

[songofcynicism]

I really think I heard B2K sing Jingle Bells today

[carvinpumkins]

no freakin way!