If female, you've been asked at least 25 times when you'll be a nurse.
Yeah, even with the white coat on, and introducing myself as Student Doctor Redburn. 25 times in one week alone. Mostly in the ER. One time, with Dr. Hot, a really old guy pointed at me and said to him, "She's hot! You get paid to work with that nurse?" All kinds of incorrect going on there.
A patient has threatened to kill you.
Yeah.
You know what Vitamin H and Vitamin A are.
Haldol and Ativan. Given to frantic psychotics in the ER to calm them (Ativan) and stop the crazy (Haldol). Also called a B-52 shot (allusion to the 80s girl band) because the dose is 5mg of Haldol and 2mg of Ativan IM (intramuscularly) in the thigh. Or ass.
You haven't called a med student friend back for 6 weeks, and then, all you have to say is "I'm on surgery" and all is forgiven.
I left a voicemail for one of my guy friends then didn't hear from him for 2 months. When he finally called back, he talked to me as though no time had passed whatsoever.
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Yeah, even with the white coat on, and introducing myself as Student Doctor Redburn. 25 times in one week alone. Mostly in the ER. One time, with Dr. Hot, a really old guy pointed at me and said to him, "She's hot! You get paid to work with that nurse?" All kinds of incorrect going on there.
A patient has threatened to kill you.
Yeah.
You know what Vitamin H and Vitamin A are.
Haldol and Ativan. Given to frantic psychotics in the ER to calm them (Ativan) and stop the crazy (Haldol). Also called a B-52 shot (allusion to the 80s girl band) because the dose is 5mg of Haldol and 2mg of Ativan IM (intramuscularly) in the thigh. Or ass.
You haven't called a med student friend back for 6 weeks, and then, all you have to say is "I'm on surgery" and all is forgiven.
I left a voicemail for one of my guy friends then didn't hear from him for 2 months. When he finally called back, he talked to me as though no time had passed whatsoever.
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