EDIT THAT-- we WERE going to go to the pawnshop tonight... but as danielle and the woman at the pawnshop's # informed me, THEY ARE 21 AND OVER.

fucking gay. i've waited all week for this. why didn't i know this before? and why was it 18+ for new year's? and isn't 20 and a half close enought to 21 to be acceptable?

FUCK THIS SHIT

am i an opportunist cunt if i sic the IRS on a former employer in lieu of paying taxes i didn't save up for? i'm not really worried, i'm just wondering.

i already know i'm going to hell, so carpe diem. can you believe that a friend/coworker disclosed to me last week that he believes i am destined for fire and brimstone because i'm not all up on ( Read more... )

i've always been classy. i can recall being eight years old, and attempting to rig up my phone so that when i had to put someone on hold for a moment, jazz lite would play for their enjoyment.

did i say classy? i think i meant to say, 'i've always been destined to become a secretary.'

stolen from kellie :0)

Type the answer to each question in google, pick your favorite photo, and post it along with the answer.

1. Place you grew up
2. Place you live now
3. Favourite cartoon
4. Favourite food
5. Favourite drink
6. Favourite song
7. Favourite smell
8. Favourite shoes

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AHEM. due credit where credit is due. I credit:

DAVID BOWIE for blowing out the speakers in my car and making me dance in traffic.
SIDDHARTHA for opening my eyes to spirituality outside of religion ( Read more... )

i know that it could be much, much worse, but as i prepare to stuff my clothing into garbage bags and seize the bottle of detergent, let me just reiterate: I HATE THE LAUNDROMAT. for me, the pinnacle of happiness will be walking ten feet to the washer and dryer in my garage, carrying on with my life while my clothing is cleaned. instead of ( Read more... )

What do you guys think of this Terri Schiavo business?

so i've been having a problem lately (other than my excessive posting to livejournal ( Read more... )

BOR-ING

i saw an IMAX film today, and i must say, the coral reefs never looked so tight.

i'll be out there march 10th for "dolphins." this could be addicting.