i actually updated... spread the love. christmas went as well as anyone would expect a holiday including loads of kickass food, twinkly lights, presents and holiday songs sung in a slightly drunken slur that makes them sound almost on key. for some reason much of the holiday season was spent accidently saying "satan" instead of "santa" (they really ( Read more... )

so apparently sonic the hedgehog gots the hots for me... i mean i guess im flattered, along with extremely disturbed... knew i would get somebody completely bizarre and random, but cmon sonic? does he even... can he.............. ahh the great mysteries of life. soak em in while you can.

just got back from 1000 islands with chris n sam... good times be rollin, man. just got my schedule... what the hells up with this thing? 7 periods? lunch3? que? take a look for yourself ( Read more... )

damn its humid out! breathing has officially become excercise in this weather. hell if they can have ping pong in the olympics, bring out all the fat white guys at my last family reunion and put em in the sun and see which is the last one to have a heart attack... they might have to supply booze though, cause lord knows what would happen if Bob ( Read more... )

so anyways some may know this, others are bout to find out... i pulled a trick in which on the site ratemyteacher.com, i was listed as Andrei Kozlov, principal at nrhs. funny. haha. good laugh. until some pmsing skank of a bitchmachine reported me for never technically "working" at the school. what the fuck? just cause i was actually never what i ( Read more... )

yup i finally updated after however long it was... i got more news to tell but ill get to it later cause i was stupid enough to have a jalepeno eatoff competition, and then after they left i was still stupid enough to prove the size of my balls and eat an even hotter kind of yellow pepper thing... point is, mouth still burning, lips still red and ( Read more... )

i think im going to get rid of this livejournal... theyre really not nearly as much fun as i originally thought it would be... and my standards were pretty damn low. guess for some reason the people didnt really like the idea of a journal based on the travels of a guy named "Andrei". think its just my own damn fault to be bout 6 months behind ( Read more... )

i got no idea what i want to do for a career... the thing is im not really GOOD at anything. i do alot of stuff pretty good, but nothing where i can say "o yeah its my life, man ( Read more... )

heres the top 5 of words ive never used and will probably never use ( Read more... )