Because picspams are fun and I was bribed into it. (Also, the pretty!)
Ianto Jones and Zack Addy, a picspam for great justice pretty.
Ianto Jones, general support officer at Torchwood 3, angsty bisexual, coffee king extraordinaire.
![](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5509/twdownloadss2tunn13b60ant1.jpg)
![](http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1320/cameraiantoxw2.jpg)
"photgrapher" is not part of Ianto's job description.
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"If you know what I know about constructural design..."
![](http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9145/costumeiantoyo7.png)
Ianto: That's what I love about Torchwood. By day you're chasing the scum of the Universe, come midnight, you're the Wedding Fairy
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Ianto and Tosh are so BFF's.
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Ianto: No, but the thing is-
Jack: Look, any conversation between us, no matter what the subject, is over. Finished. Done. Forever. I'm getting back behind the wheel of that car. If you're still standing in the road, I'm gonna drive through you.
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Both make a habit of pushing their female coworkers aside,
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Ianto doesn't want your pity over his dead girfriend.
![](http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/7778/coffeeianto2yj4.png)
Who's with me? King Ianto's Coffee Club-
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Nobody knows more about this place than I do!
![](http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2561/skiniantopa0.png)
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure getting sprung doing the dirty with your boss in the greenhouse,
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Ianto: Er... There's a package on your desk. Which I put there! *evil cackle*
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Ianto gets 'sploded.
![](http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/2663/tearsiantocr2.png)
People died! I am full of emo angst and woe!
![](http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3716/kissianto2ho3.jpg)
Never fear, Jack will kiss it all better.
![](http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4440/phoneiantozi7.png)
![](http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9476/phoneianto2db7.jpg)
"Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string - everything, absolutely everything! No phones, phones all broken."
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Owen: Oh come on, even Tosh had more of a life than you used to and now you're always out on missions, you're shagging Jack and I'm stuck here making coffee.
![](http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7388/foodianto2qu2.jpg)
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Note the bib.
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Pretty, pretty fingers.
And now, a parade devoted to shiny silk ties...
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![](http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/9904/tieianto2zy8.jpg)
![](http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3900/tieianto3zf6.png)
![](http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/661/prettyiantori8.png)
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And Last, but certainly not least...
![](http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9880/niceassiantotz1.png)
Zack Addy, forensic anthropologist at the Jeffersonian, socially retarded genius, uncontested king of the lab.
![](http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/6323/00000358902006111714172ij3.jpg)
![](http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/7392/camerazackcm0.jpg)
It kind of is Zack's job description. (For season 1 at least!)
![](http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/699/backseatzackuy8.jpg)
"you wouldn't drive either"
![](http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/327/costumezacktv4.jpg)
Zach: I will be the back end of a cow.
Hodgins: So, no costume.
![](http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6607/railingzackui1.jpg)
Zack and Hodgins... well, they live together. Just saying.
![](http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/305/threatenedzacksi3.jpg)
Zack: Sometime when you're not busy, I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions about sexual positions.
Booth: If you even try, I will take out my gun and shoot you between the eyes.
![](http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3281/videozackeb3.jpg)
Because clearly what they have to say= more important.
![](http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6128/backpatzackmr8.jpg)
Nor does Zack want your pity over his dead bugs. (But they had names!)
![](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5905/coffeezackjy8.jpg)
Join it for everlasting peace and damn fine coffee.
![](http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9914/wtfzackcd5.jpg)
Be kind, rewind.
![](http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7492/skinzackds0.jpg)
Totally pwns taking a chemical shower with your best mate. And inadvertently ruining christmas.
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Zack: Dr. Brennan? Someone left a package for you. Me! *evil cackle*
![](http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3227/explosionzackgc2.jpg)
Zack 'sploded himself.
![](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8179/tearszackex5.jpg)
My logic is warped. I am full of emo angst and woe!
![](http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/4817/kisszackyu1.jpg)
..and Brennan will forgive you for being a whackjob.
![](http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/8605/phonezackci6.jpg)
![](http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1406/phonezack3ab0.jpg)
"Hello? Anyone there? No, 'cause the phones aren't working!"
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Angela:Who's that with Zack?
Hodgins: Naomi, from paleontology. Naomi and Zack slept together about a month ago. Since then she hasn't returned a single call.
![](http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/985/foodzacknn6.jpg)
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Om nom nom.
![](http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/9061/handszacklh9.jpg)
Let us all mourn Zack's lovely hands.
...and being adorable beyond all human measure.
![](http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/7932/tiezackln5.jpg)
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Note to Zack: Bend over more.
![](http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/544/niceasszackgu7.jpg)
Screencaps by me, and found at:
Damn Skippy Too,
Bones Fans Online,
lixa_turner and
hollycore.
Be nice to the boys, I don't want any hate round here.