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Aug 15, 2011 06:41

[ACTION, 1331 Benny Road and around, morning.]

[Citizen of the lovely Mayfield, if you're happening to be living around 1331 Benny Road, I bet you will not notice a scream of agony coming out from the said house.

What and who, you ask? Akihiko Sanada, who apparently is in total horror of realizing that he just slept with a drone woman.]T-That ( Read more... )

not sasagawa ryohei, virgin no more, crouching badass hidden derp, intro

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[phone] weiss_tank August 15 2011, 00:05:35 UTC

[Another newbie huh? Poor guy sounds like he just had the zio shock of his life.]

Don't worry about her. She's just a drone that's been programed to think that. Take a deep breath and calm down.

[phone] sonicpunching August 15 2011, 00:09:38 UTC

[INHALE. fuckfuckfuck. Ex...hale... F U real men use zio.]

...Yeah, thanks. [A quick pause.] What's a drone? Some kind of robots?

[phone] weiss_tank August 15 2011, 00:10:43 UTC

Sorta, though they'll bleed and cry and laugh like people do. They're more like back ground characters in a story. There but...not if you follow.

Did you just wake up here?

[phone] sonicpunching August 15 2011, 00:13:36 UTC

I see. Who programmed them?

Yes, where are we?

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Phone femtags August 15 2011, 00:21:12 UTC

Huh? Akihiko-senpai, is that you?

Phone sonicpunching August 15 2011, 00:26:35 UTC

[Hnn? A girl's voice? With the honorific 'senpai'? Wow, there's tons of underclassmen fangirling his smexiness so who is this?

But wait a minute, we're in a different dimension.]

Yes, who is it?

Phone femtags August 15 2011, 00:30:53 UTC

[...Oh, he's from Minato's world isn't he? Either way, she's both happy and a little sad at his arrival]

I'm Minako but...do you know a Minato?

Phone sonicpunching August 15 2011, 00:34:07 UTC

[At the mention of the latter's name, there's a tone of surprise in his voice.]

Minato... As in, Minato Arisato? If so, yes. Are you a friend of him as well?

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phone enemyradar August 15 2011, 00:38:00 UTC

[Aw, poor new guy.]

Hey, it's okay! Calm down. That's just a drone. She's really nothing to worry about.

phone sonicpunching August 15 2011, 00:43:09 UTC

[NOTHING!? I just slept with her, good lady!]

S-she's my wife! How could I not worry about her? [Hello, I am Akihiko Sanada, and I do paranoid the best when it comes to romance.]

phone enemyradar August 15 2011, 00:49:50 UTC

Oh! She's not really your wife. She just thinks she is.

Um...an easy way to say it would be that she's brainwashed.

phone sonicpunching August 15 2011, 00:53:52 UTC

[Panic downgraded to safe level.] I-Is that so? That's... kinda reassuring.

[There'll be a pregnant pause as Aki tried to calm himself beforehand before continuing:] Brainwashed?

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1331 Benny Road splashpuppy August 15 2011, 02:40:47 UTC

[Hajime was already heading out, tending to spend just enough time with the drones to not end up one himself. Akihiko... meet your new not!son.]

Oh, you're a real person! Hi!

sonicpunching August 15 2011, 02:43:01 UTC

[Akihiko gives on furrowed eyebrow at his son(?). Though, it's definitely clear that he's so damn confused about everything.]

Uhh... Hi.

splashpuppy August 15 2011, 02:51:03 UTC

Did you just wake up with the drone lady?

sonicpunching August 15 2011, 22:59:10 UTC

[Just a nod, because who is this kid?]

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Phone pasodoble August 15 2011, 05:48:03 UTC

Your wife? Is there something wrong with her?

Phone sonicpunching August 15 2011, 23:00:07 UTC

[He really hated it when he had to say it...] E-Everything is wrong! Her, and me!

pasodoble August 16 2011, 05:46:59 UTC

That isn't very nice to say about her. . . and you should have more confidence with yourself!