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[soniczen]

last night i almost choked to death on a little multivitamin pill (oh, the irony is unbearable) at 3 in the morning. i tried to take it on my side, as i was reading in my bed, and it got lodged in my throat sideways. throwing myself into an erect position, i calmly took a swallow of water, which somehow made it worse. so i panicked, and after

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[shiteater]

you mother fucker, i'm so stoned right now and just dealt with reading that. i just got terrified of taking a drink with ice in it. but i guess ice melts? the cold would be a discomfort at least.