My hips are sore. The muscles that hang tender below the male curvature of the hips are sore. I spent twenty minutes in a cramp-inducing position, carefully balancing a two-hour-old acquaintance on one leg as to allow her some room ( Read more... )

What is it with some people and beer? I don't get it. Since when has your personality and social reputation hinged on the type of beer you drink? I'm talking to a friend who apparently firmly believes that I'm a douche-bag (or to use Lowa's emphasis, nozzle) because I occasionally buy one of the Big Three (Bud, Coors or Miller) and I actually can ( Read more... )

"Untitled - Haiku"

After a long nap,
the cat yawns, rises, and goes out
looking for love

- Issa

I'm pretty bad at staying in touch with others. There's 72 people on my AIM list, and most of them I haven't said a word to in the past six months or so -- and maybe only five of them I talk to with regularity. The rest are simply ornamental ( Read more... )

I'm thinking of that time Tom mooned Dr. Myers in broad daylight. I don't know why I'm thinking of that. It might've come up in conversation last night, maybe.

Does anyone know what happened to bucknakedbison.com, by the way?

wow. it took me fifteen minutes to write two lines. then i deleted them and wrote about it ( Read more... )

My IP Relay: RING 1 2
My IP Relay: (F) hello qq huh umm u suck
My IP Relay: (HUNG UP ANOTHER CALL QQ) GA
zickeltoose: huh?

so much for calling home

Quick update (My legs are covered with gasoline after all ( Read more... )

Starter Marriage Season
Refers to the numerous weddings which take place following graduation, most of which don't last 5 years.

By the way, congrats J. Have fun paying extra on your taxes.

i just realized something. the universe had three opportunities to collapse on itself in the last four years, and yet i'm busy smiting packs of ramen.

dude. life here is great.

I finally got to see a movie I wanted to see for a long time: The first half of Vilgot Sjöman's 1967 masterpiece, I Am Curious - Yellow ('Jag är nyfiken - gult') , which admittedly wasn't that great of a movie - it was a little too random at times, and my limited understanding of Swedish culture in the late 60's kind of hindered my enjoyment. Yet ( Read more... )