well my $106 unicycle BROKE...yeah im unicycling along and BAM off flys my left peddal, iv had it for 2 days and it fucking broke after trying to ride it twice, my $500 dollar av-140 video recorder broke after using it for 4 days, wouldnt even turn on when i called the people up this is how the conversation went ( Read more... )

"i hate you with a passion so great that if experienced in person, your fragile vegetarian mind would implode inside your skull and ooze out your ears"

HAHAHA...

ok so my dad came down blah blah ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*cough* bullshit *cough*

...this will turn into an actual post later, but im goin to sleep now

Abortion?: KILL ( Read more... )

"Audodownload detected that you are not currently connection to the internet."

THAT SENTENCE DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE GOD MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN IT

DAMN IT
WHY THE HELL DOESNT WORD WHOMP WORK?!?!??!?!

oh my fucking god, it is like 7am, SEVEN AM in the fucking morning...and there are people BANGING the living shit out of my roof, oh dear god somebody make it stop. but ok the party got knocked and like 5? people piled into jimbos car im not sure but we were looking for a place to crash right so we went somewhere and wherever we went there was no ( Read more... )

i fucking hate talking on the phone

the AC is broken, along with a bunch of other shit that has me pissed off right now...if you dont hear from me, then its because I DIED FROM HEAT EXHAUSTION

i shouldnt have answerd

you would really expect SUSHI to taste like shit...but its awesome ( Read more... )