Tch.

[sonofabat]

A ball? How stupid. It looks like I'm back to hoarding food since apparently they plan to try to starve me for a week.

Comments

[no_good_tsuna]

Back.. too? You mean you were hoarding food before?!!

The ball could be fun, Damian-san! And it would probably be much easier to spend a few hours at a dance than hiding food!

[sonofabat]

Could be, but not likely. What's exciting or interesting about watching a bunch of people shuffle awkwardly around to crappy music? It's boring. I'm not going just because they threaten me. It's a matter of principle.

(Or something...)

[no_good_tsuna]

Well.. the dancing probably will be awkward... but I am still excited. I hope you do decide to come, Damian-san, though I can see how you might find it boring. Especially since you are younger than a lot of people here. You could at least enjoy a meal you did not have to help cook.

[sonofabat]

...I'd be a little more inclined if they weren't threatening me with starvation for NOT going. Makes me want to skip it just to spite them.

[heroic_commoner]

You could just show up, you know. It's not like they're gonna make you dance or anything. You could join all the other people trying to monopolize the food tables.

[sonofabat]

But that would be doing what they want me too, and I won't be a willing participant in that any more than I already am!

...So a lot of people going aren't planning to actually dance?

[heroic_commoner]

I've heard a lot of people talking about just going for the food. Anyways, the poster just said you had to show up, not that you had to dance or anything.

[sonofabat]

...Knowing the island they're just trying to get us all into one place so they can do something stupid or horrible to us.

[angel_crow]

You don't wanna go? But they said there'd be food at the ball!

[sonofabat]

Well, not all of us are ruled by our stomaches.

...You're going too?

[angel_crow]

Yeah... I don't wanna starve for a week!

[sonofabat]

Well, we probably wouldn't have to starve. There's nothing that says we couldn't camp out and fish or hunt or something...

Er, by the way, I probably shouldn't have thrown anything at you or tried to net you when we were small. You just...uh...startled me. I wasn't as easy going when I was a kid as I am now.

Sorry...

[mystichamburger]

What if the food disappears?

[sonofabat]

Then I guess I'll go hungry or possibly resort to cannibalism

[kittycatpillow]

Hoarding? Oh dear. Was that why we always had to make more food than necessary, hmm~?

[sonofabat]

Well, that and some of you are bottomless pits.

[kittycatpillow]

Now, now, don't blame others for your thievery.

[sonofabat]

Hoarding isn't just thievery, it's good planning. Be prepared and all that. Plus if some of you weren't such gluttons I wouldn't feel like I have to.

I have an excuse this time anyway, since they are threatening to starve me for no apparent reason.