Whats wrong with me?

[sonofdavid]

Ok, back in school I was crushing on this girl that I new, name of Adrian. It was all I could do to not hump her leg every time I saw her. Then we graduated and never really saw her that much after that. I still liked her, and to this day I would date her, if I thought I had a chance, but something must have changed. I just saw her boobs.

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Ive got a theory.....

[gooner21]

IT COULD BE BUNNIES!!!! Damn if anybodys a Buffy fan thats a killer joke! Anyway I dont know you, I dont think I do at least but I do know Ben so its like I know you. Hey its almost like we're brothers! Now see I'm Gooner, the group homosexual, they keep me around for the reason of my homosexuality! Anyway I think I see you'r problem and I know the answer but your not gonna like it (I sure as hell didn't). Those boobs arent appealing to you because you are in fact a homosexual! Don't worry, everything will be all right, it just takes some time to get used to the fact that you'r gay. Im sure if somebody waved a cock in your face that would get your moter running. And yes, life is all about sex! It consumes us, it passions us, its something we strive for! So now that you know your queer go out and screw all the gay men you can (like I did) just use a condom (like I did, except that one time in Port Richie...). Oh and your welcome for the advice, it might have taken years of theropy to figure ou your a fag yet I have helped you free of

Re: Ive got a theory.....

[sonofdavid]

That was fuckin hilarious, thanks goon.