Seen in several muse journals ...

[sonofgranite]

If you could force me to write anything, what would it be?

Comments

[deadwhitemale]

Something with Ruairi losing his temper!

[abbytude]

Oooh, I second this.

[black_maire]

Ruairi being a father for the first time, or even the third.

[msg_ina_bottle]

A mule of a mule, that's what it will be. You know the problem with beautiful women? They work men into the ground, which is probably why we're a stubborn, stubborn lot, really. They also like to point out how much a mule we can be...

Which is probably why you'll be spending the next 24 hours looking like this sad donkey-horse offspring.

[sonofgranite]

*makes a thoroughly disgusted mulish noise that translates roughly to "Emma, what did I ever do to you?!"*

[msg_ina_bottle]

Sorry, man.

I feel for you. I do.

[abbytude]

Wants Emma smote in return for turning her boyfriend into a jackass.