Father Pimp
Disclaimer: The lyrical content of this song is in no way an accurate depiction of reality. However, Father has been to all but one of the places mentioned herein. The one exception is Perth - he's never been thurr, but I couldn't resist the rhyme.
[Chorus]
The atlases
Makin’ every girl his
Yeah, you know who he is
‘Cause he’s pimpin’ all over the world
Hey girl how you doin'
You are the woman that I'm really pursuin'
And I would like to get to know ya
Can you gimme ya name
If you jot down ya coordinates you'll get mine in exchange (Heyy)
See I'm the vice president
Fo' real, of the AGS
Do I have your consent?
If I don’t, I also help to edit, you see
This thang -“Progress in Human Geography” (Heyy)
I'm really thinkin’ your mine
But I take no chances
So I’ll drop this line
In ’01, I was elected
To the presidency
Of the god-beep mother-
Beepin’ AAG (Heyy)
I like to study the world, I swear it
But my body - I like to bare it
I like to talk about the nation-state
But more than that, I desire to fornicate
[Chorus]
You see the test so write
You get an A and I’ll let you spend the night
'Cause see me - I got an advanced degree
In a discipline none other than geography
Tryna show ya how to study the Earth
How many guys you know
Have been to Tehran and Perth?
One day we on the autobahn
Safely drivin’
Next day we at a conference on Prince Edward Island
If you my son, there must be time to sleep
Or else I’ll use the f-word instead of a “beep”
But I’ll quiz you, tap your tete, and make you wince
If you forget that Belarus’ capital’s Minsk
Then jump on a flight and read the Times for hours
Get there and switch women even faster than Howard
From Hanoi to Cape Town, and Bogotá to Zagreb
I do it wilder than Aaron and Shelli Webb (Heyy)
[Chorus]
I'm in New York to meet up with John Wesley and Sons
Then at night I'm at Andrew’s makin’ real bad puns
I get hard power and look like Everest
In Mardi Gras I was with Mother, and y’all know the rest (Heyy)
We do the wild thang all night long
’till I decide to make a little side trip to Hong Kong, I had
good beginnings with a Brit on a plane
That sure beats out what my son did with Elaine (Heyy)
I used to think that it was way too cold
Til' I went to Greenland when I was twelve years old
Yeah, I been to Moscow and Santiago
My Ph.D is from the Uni of Chicago (uhh)
Oh yet and still
Seven years ago, I went to Brazil
(But where haven’t you been?)
Ain't no need of even askin’, brah
I been to every continent ‘cept Antarctica
And that's real
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
The atlases
Makin’ every girl his
Yeah, you know who he is
‘Cause he’s pimpin’ all over the world
Hey girl how you doin'
You are the woman that I'm really pursuin'
And I would like to get to know ya
Can you gimme ya name
If you jot down ya coordinates you'll get mine in exchange (Heyy)
See I'm the vice president
Fo' real, of the AGS
Do I have your consent?
If I don’t, I also help to edit, you see
This thang -“Progress in Human Geography” (Heyy)
I'm really thinkin’ your mine
But I take no chances
So I’ll drop this line
In ’01, I was elected
To the presidency
Of the god-beep mother-
Beepin’ AAG (Heyy)
I like to study the world, I swear it
But my body - I like to bare it
I like to talk about the nation-state
But more than that, I desire to fornicate
[Chorus]
You see the test so write
You get an A and I’ll let you spend the night
'Cause see me - I got an advanced degree
In a discipline none other than geography
Tryna show ya how to study the Earth
How many guys you know
Have been to Tehran and Perth?
One day we on the autobahn
Safely drivin’
Next day we at a conference on Prince Edward Island
If you my son, there must be time to sleep
Or else I’ll use the f-word instead of a “beep”
But I’ll quiz you, tap your tete, and make you wince
If you forget that Belarus’ capital’s Minsk
Then jump on a flight and read the Times for hours
Get there and switch women even faster than Howard
From Hanoi to Cape Town, and Bogotá to Zagreb
I do it wilder than Aaron and Shelli Webb (Heyy)
[Chorus]
I'm in New York to meet up with John Wesley and Sons
Then at night I'm at Andrew’s makin’ real bad puns
I get hard power and look like Everest
In Mardi Gras I was with Mother, and y’all know the rest (Heyy)
We do the wild thang all night long
’till I decide to make a little side trip to Hong Kong, I had
good beginnings with a Brit on a plane
That sure beats out what my son did with Elaine (Heyy)
I used to think that it was way too cold
Til' I went to Greenland when I was twelve years old
Yeah, I been to Moscow and Santiago
My Ph.D is from the Uni of Chicago (uhh)
Oh yet and still
Seven years ago, I went to Brazil
(But where haven’t you been?)
Ain't no need of even askin’, brah
I been to every continent ‘cept Antarctica
And that's real
[Chorus]