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[sonofthesolar]

[Voice]

No way. This is not okay you guys. Need to let me go home right now. My sisters are going to be really really upset. There are seven of them. They can beat you up and-

It will be all Biff! Bam! Pow! Zap! And- And-

I don’t wanna be here. I wanna go home.

Why does this lady keep yelling at me? The Apartment Manager said she was supposed to be

Comments

"Fortunately" for Phaeton, Alecto was checking her cellphone

[divinepunisher]

Another shrimp~

XD

[sonofthesolar]

I am not! Mom says I'll be taller really really soon.

[divinepunisher]

Negation is the first step, little shrimp~♥

[sonofthesolar]

Dunno what that means.

[moonstoneglow]

My my, and just who is this lady that is yelling at you, sweetheart?

[voice]

[sonofthesolar]

I dunno. She's a superfishseamonseter from an alternate dimension!

[moonstoneglow]

Babykins, where are you? Let Auntie come find you.

[voice]

[sonofthesolar]

... Auntie?

[voice]

[amicablespirit]

[I would say she's put on a sweet voice just for him, but she talks like that all the time anyway aklds.]

Hi, darling. Are you lost, sweetheart?

[voice]

[sonofthesolar]

[He hears it. It makes him wibble a little but ohmygosh don't tell.]

Uh-huh. I can't find my Mom or my sisters anywhere. They're gonna be really really sad.

[voice]

[amicablespirit]

Oh, my! Well, stay calm, we'll figure this out together, mmkay? What's your name?

[voice]

[sonofthesolar]

'k. I'mm Phaethon.

[solarizing]

... What.

So this is what they mean by 'I can't decide if I want to kiss or kill you,' huh Uncle dearest?

Kiddo, what lady?

[Video]

[sonofthesolar]

[Have some blank staring, Helios!]

[Video]

[solarizing]

[Okay, good point. He turns on his own camera too and possibly looks a bit guilty.]

Uh. Hey, kiddo?

[Video]

[sonofthesolar]

[Matter of factly. As if reporting the weather to someone who never goes outside. He might be bouncing.]

You're my Dad.

[xworthless_onex]

If your Helios' son, that makes you my uncle. Hello!

[sonofthesolar]

hi! Mmm too little to be a really good Uncle though.

[xworthless_onex]

That's alright~ I'll call you uncle anyway!

[sonofthesolar]

kay! Just don't get upset if I get it wrong.