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[sonofthesolar]

 This sucks. I put a toaster in the bathroom and everything but my brains still-

Gross.

Comments

[xworthless_onex]

Do you need help, uncle?

[sonofthesolar]

I dunno. There's bits of me everywhere and stuff.

[xworthless_onex]

I'll come clean up for you, alright?

[sonofthesolar]

K. Can I take the carpet in for show and tell?

Pylades is here to corrupt hiiiiiiim :3

[a_helpinghand]

You're just a kid, let the grown ups clean it up.

Oh awesome. XD Every kid needs a Pylades

[sonofthesolar]

Mm not just a kid. Is just gross.

Totally. Pylades can deal with children that aren't demonic XD

[a_helpinghand]

You don't tell adults that, kid, because then they'll want you to clean up your own mess. Tell them you aren't a kid after they've cleaned.

No frame of reference for him poor guy. :p :3

[sonofthesolar]

Gonna do that anyways. They're adults.

[moonstoneglow]

Precious it happened to us all.

And you aren't smoking anything. Ever.

[sonofthesolar]

It still sucked.

But then how will I learn how to fly?

[moonstoneglow]

You won't. You are not a bird, darling.

[sonofthesolar]

But he can do it!

[a_snowbaby]

I was right.

That totally sucked.

[sonofthesolar]

Super right.

Cronus doesn't play fair.

[a_snowbaby]

And we didn't even get to use the toaster.

[sonofthesolar]

It was an awesome plan.

Your dad was pretty toasterish.

[divinepunisher]

Don't lose your head shrimp~♥

[sonofthesolar]

Is not funny. It grew back.

[divinepunisher]

Of course it is, when it doesn't happen to you, of course. And now that is back, is it the same head than before?

[sonofthesolar]

Feels the same. I checked!