OOC: Kaitou Kid Message Board!

[sonokothegreat]

So I've been posting these 'updates on the Kaitou Kid message board' for a while now and uh... I'm running out of ideas.... so ducks

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[last5secondswin]

Kaito Kid is a member of an interdimensional internet community and routinely talks to fictional people.

[sonokothegreat]

Oh yes. Definitely.

[last5secondswin]

HAHAHA, I just couldn't resist.

Ever wonder why you never see Kaito Kid in the same place as Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle? Well, stop wondering! It's because they're the same person.

[edogawa_4869]

hahaha nice.

[truthinfortune]

Naoto Shirogane got a sex-change operation in the hopes that "he" could seduce Kaitou Kid and finally apprehend him.

All the detectives on Kid's trail (Naoto, Hakuba, Kudo, and Hattori) are not-so secretly involved in a love quadrilateral and are vying for Kid's affections.

[edogawa_4869]

ooh~ more Kid affairs~♥

[truthinfortune]

It's the bread and butter of every fangirl's rants, right?

I can't think of anymore crazy stuff at the moment. Although you could probably do more stuff with Naoto's genderbending. Like how she binds her breasts so as not to distract the other detectives, and various guesses as to Naoto's bust size.

[grey_grief]

The only reason anyone thinks that Kuroba Kaito is the Kaitou Kid is because no one can remember to spell Kaitou with a freaking damn U!

[stripping]

Having seen that even the official English translation does this, I second the motion. Sigh.

[grey_grief]

I swear, I nearly gave myself brain damage watching the English Dub of Movie 3 this morning. (My mom's working tomorrow so we did gifts for the family today.) Not only are they still changing names (Vyegray Thorn, FUNimation? REALLY?) I had the sub running at the same time and sure enough, it was subbed "Kaito Kid." THIS IS WHERE THE U ACTUALLY MATTERS, FUNi! IT'S NOT LIKE YUUSUKE VS YUSUKE!

I swear, if I EVER have the chance to talk to anyone involved in the DC dub, I'm going to be asking a lot of questions that by god they better have good answers to!

[edogawa_4869]

I think I'll use yours next Stars, so I can say something like;

'If anyone suspects that magician boy 'Kuroba Kaito-kun' of being Kid it's because Hakuba frequently forgets the 'u' in 'Kaitou.'

Y/N/WTF are you thinking Kinz!?

[bluespring]

That "Cure Aqua" who showed up a while back was an evil phantom thief who Kid wants to stop, which is why he turned detective for a while. Then he seduced her and now all is well, except for everyone wanting her to die for their ships.

[deadly_garden]

Ooh, ooh! And she's pregnant too!

[bluespring]

Although there's a contingent of fans who say that's impossible, since she's clearly been seen on her period.

[grey_grief]

Aw, but that means nothing! [TMI goes here that I'll spare you]

And to be quite serious, do they just use that kind of terminology on purpose or something? Because... seriously. They're begging for the jokes.