LJI Free Topic #1: Zombie Christmas

[sonophax]

(Done a couple years ago because I am very easily amused by myself. I do not promise it makes sense, only that it will be silly. Sung to the tune of Matthew Ebel's Everybody Needs a Robot. All due credit to Mr. Ebel!)

Everybody Needs a Zombie

Everybody needs a zombie
Something I have always said
'Cause you never know when someone else
might shoot you in

Comments

[myrna_bird]

The sing-songy poem almost makes them lovable somehow. lol

[sonophax]

Haha, almost! There's still the teensy bits about their diets, though... but details! Who needs 'em?

[whipchick]

Very cute and fun! I like "every zombie needs a friend who's mostly made of meat" :)

[sonophax]

Hee, thank you! And it's so true, where would they be without them?

[karmasoup]

This just so totally rocks on SO many levels!!!