...ow, my fuckin' head.

I didn't dance on any tables, did I?

EDIT: Wait a fuckin' second, how much did you people DRINK? Holy shit, that was even pre-paid from my fuckin' settlement and I still just got the bill. Must say, I'm proud of you chuckleheads.

...what the fuck is a pound, anyway?

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COME, DRINK AND BE MERRY. ICLY!

MY GIFT TO YOU. Enjoy! :D

People are fuckin' up.

Kevin gets home from riding Ginger around on the backroads again, after a particularly stressful day at work. As a nice motorcycle ride will usually do, he's immediately perked up, and climbs the stairs to get back to his apartment, helmet in hand, still wearing his jacket.

"Don't fucking come near me!!"

The volume and the force with which the man was screaming--causing his voice to crack and falter, tears coursing down his cheeks--made Kevin Ryman jump and the cross hairs from the scope of his MP5 to skip briefly upwards.

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Sup. Happy 4th, ladies.

My birthday's comin' up. With that outta the way, you all better clear your calendars on the 25th, 'cuz I'm gonna be havin' a party--probably at h_hollister's place, h_d_hollisters. Cover's free, all that shit. Lyss, Yoko, Jim, Mark... and I guess you too, shitbrick, you're all invited to come. I dunno if anyone else'll show up, but I want you ( Read more... )

BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEP!

With a low, tired moan, Kevin blindly gropes for his alarm clock.

1:15 PMAt first he thinks it's a trick of his eyes that are still blinded by a milky haze of sleep and not quite open yet, but... no, that's not an "11", that's a "1". He spends the next ten seconds staring in disbelief, then rubs his eyes with the heel of ( Read more... )

NOT SO FUCKING FUNNY, IS IT BITCHES

HAHAHAHA

What with all the hilarious trauma floating around, Kevin's decided it may be high time to have a little alone time with Yoko. So he calls her from... upstairs... calls in reservations to a nearby Thai restaurant (they've got healthy food, right?), showers, shaves and gets dressed.

At about 8 PM, he comes downstairs and knocks on her door.

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