LOG: Ranma, Ryoga, & Jun
LOG: Ranma, Ryoga, & Jun. Rated PG, WOT. Takes place FRIDAY NIGHT, May 4th. Oh, and random background info - Ranma's behind all this and Ryoga thinks Jun is a GIRL. Mwahahaha. >D
Ryoga: Seriously, I DON'T need you making dates for me, I can do it myself! *grumpy* Where are we meeting her again? The station? That's...this way, right? *starts walking off in completely the wrong direction*
Ranma: .. Yeah, you're REALLY great with women. They're all over you. *turns around, noticing Ryoga isn't next to him anymore* NOT THAT WAY, you idiot. *grabs his arm and drags him back in the RIGHT direction*
Ryoga: *yanks his arm away* Don't TOUCH me, Ranma.
Ryoga: I knew where I was going.
Ranma: *very dramatically* Well, EXCUUUSEE me.
Jun: Mou~ I've been waiting here for a long time already. *small sigh* Mhmm... I'll give them a few more minutes before leaving... *tugs on a strand of his hair, a worried expression on his face*
Ranma: We're already late as it is.
Ryoga: That's not MY fault. I was trying to get us there and you keep pulling me the wrong way.
Ranma: *eyeroll* I know where I'm going. You're the one trying to lead us to CHINA.
Jun: *kicks at the pavement, humming softly to himself* ... mou...
Ryoga: Hmph. *starts fussing with his clothes and hair* Do I even look okay? She'll probably hate me. Why am I doing this, anyway?! We're leaving poor Akane alone, I should go back to her- *turns around to leave*
Ranma: *grabs his arm again, and squeezes. reeeally hard.* Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Ranma: You gotta see other girls. Seriously. It'll be uh.. good for you. C'mon, we're almost there.
Ryoga: Akane is the only girl for me... *long-suffering sigh*
Ryoga: But fine. *scowls* Are we there yet?
Jun: *siiiigh. maybe he should go... it's bee two hours already...* *leans against the wall, rocking on the balls of his feet* Mhmm... so slow... mou! Keeping a lady waiting like this isn't gentleman like at all! *huffs*
Ranma: *gives him a weird look, but says nothing on the subject* .. Yeah, just one more block. *AND CUE THE THUNDER AND SLOW DROPLETS OF RAIN WHICH ARE ONLY THERE BECAUSE FATE HATES RYOGA LIKE USUAL*
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: O.O
Ryoga: *whips out umbrella*
Ryoga: *looks around warily* *hisses* I can't go out with her in the RAIN. What if - something HAPPENS?
Ranma: *steals a newspaper from some random fat guy and holds it over self* Oh shut up, drama queen. You'll be inside.
Ryoga: STILL.
Ryoga: Maybe I shouldn't go.
Ranma: NO, YOU'RE GOING. *Flings wet newspaper at his face*
Ranma: *aaand consequently gets soaked*
Jun: *siiiiiiiighs* ... *pulls out his compact umbrella, playing with it* Hmm...
Ryoga: *points and laughs*
Ryoga: *and gets splashed by a car driving by*
Ryoga: ...
Ranma: ........ *squeaky shrill girl voice* YEAH HOW ABOUT Y-- *bursts out laughing*
P-chan: >OOOOO
Ranma: *then stops* No, wait. That ain't good.
P-chan: Bweeee.
Ranma: *Punts Pchan into a nearby wall for the hell of it*
P-chan: *OUTRAGE*
P-chan: *attacks Ranma and BITES LIKE WHOA*
Jun: *taps umbrella at a puddle* ... :|
Ranma: AJNGLGMDKLGNABUIIJKN *FLAILS AT* DO YOU WANT ME TO FIND YOU SOME HOT WATER OR NOT, PIG BOY.
P-chan: BWEEE- .....*goes still* Bwee. >.>
Ranma: Yeah. *raspberry* That's what I THOUGHT.
P-chan: *growls*
Ranma: Hold on a sec. I'll be right back. *dashes into some random building*
Jun: *siiiiiiiiiiiigh* >:|
Random little girl: AWW, SO CUUTTE. *comes out of nowhere and scoops up Pchan* ^_____^~
P-chan: O.O
P-chan: *STRUGGLES* Bweee bwee bwee BWEEEE.
RLG: *Shows to mommy* ISN'T HE CUTE CAN'T WE KEEP HIM PLEAASEE ;_; *SPARKLE*
P-chan: O.O!!!!!!
Mommy: Oh my. Doesn't seem like anyone would care. I'm sure he'll be a good replacement for your dead parrot. :")
Ranma: *dashes back out again, and may/may not have punted little girl and family into traffic* OK, I GOT IT. *waves steaming kettle, then looks blankly around for Pchan* .. eh?
P-chan: ajsdhfklajsdhfa. *is trying not to get SMASHED BY A CAR*
Ranma: ... *makes mental note to laugh at this later, BECAUSE THEY'RE SO LATE OMG*
Jun: *peers around* ... *maybe he should just give up* >:|
Ranma: C'mon, you've gotten speed training before, haven't ya? *still waving kettle* DODGE THOSE CARS LOL.
P-chan: *makes a mental note to KILL RANMA*
P-chan: *has many mental notes of that*
Ranma: *but goes and snatches the pig anyway, narrowly avoiding getting hit by a huge semi*
Ranma: MAN, the things I DO.
P-chan: *pathetically* bweee...
Jun: *opens umbrella, closes it again. isn't the type to really walk out on another person... * *siiiiiighs*
Ranma: *tosses Pchan behind an inconspicuous fence, and dumps water on*
Ranma: *holds umbrella over, annoyed*
Ryoga: *splutters*
Ryoga: TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.
Ranma: *tosses clothes at*
Ranma: Hurry up already.
Ryoga: ...Thanks. >.>
Ranma: OH SHUT UP.
Ryoga: *gets dressed, YAY!*
Ranma: *didn't look at the nakedness*
Ranma: Hurry up. I think I see her.
Ryoga: Hmph. *snatches umbrella* God Ranma, hurry UP. We're LATE.
Ranma: YOU HURRY UP.
Ryoga: I'M READY.
Ranma: *makes a face at* THEN LET'S GO.
Ryoga: *almost attacks him with the umbrella and then remembers the rain* ....FINE.
Jun: *waiiiiiiiiiiiting* DX I'm beat already... *siiiigh*
Ranma: .. BETTER YET.. HOW ABOUT.. *kicks him the distance* FASTER.
Ryoga: !!!!
Ryoga: RANMA!! I'LL KILL YOU-- *lands in an ungraceful heap at Jun's feet*
Ryoga: *...miraculously doesn't lose his umbrella*
Ranma: *GIGGLESNORT TO SELF* I am so awesome. *runs after*
Jun: *stares* ... Are you alright? *leans down, pulling out a handkerchief to wipe at Ryoga's face*
Ryoga: *blinks* *stares*
Ranma: *arrives a few seconds later* Baww. Ain't that cute.
Ryoga: Er- I'm...f-fine-- SHUT UP, RANMA.
Ranma: *totally forgot he's a chick currently*
Ranma: *waves* I'M SO PROUD.
Ryoga: DIE-- *remembers Jun is there* Die- diamonds. Um. Present - I didn't bring you a present!
Jun: *blinks* *small laugh* Ryoga is it?
Ranma: .. Yeah you did. Check your back pocket, you dope.
RYOGA'S BACK POCKET: -MAJICKALLY CONTAINS SOME SLIGHTLY CRUSHED LAVENDER LOL-
Ryoga: Uh. Ryoga, yeah. *pulls out LAVENDER, w00t* *shoves it at Jun* Here.
Jun: Oh, my. :") Thank you. I'm Jun, if you... remember, that is... *gives him a smile* And Ranma, right? *peers up at Ranma*
Ranma: *waves again* Yo.
Ryoga: *goofy grin* I remember.
Jun: *small bow* Thank you for bringing him here. *peers back down at Ryoga* ... Are you going to get up...?
Ranma: No problem. -shields chest veeerry inconspicuously* You know where you're going, right?
Ryoga: ...*stands up, making sure his umbrella is still in place*
Ryoga: I can get us to where we're supposed to go.
Ranma: No you can't.
Jun: I do... *blinks at Ryoga-- then at Ranma* Hmm?
Ryoga: *glares* Yes, I CAN.
Ranma: *deadpan* No.
Ryoga: YES.
Ranma: *eyetwitch* NO.
Ryoga: *clenches fists* YES.
Ranma: *HAS NO IDEA WHY THEY'RE ARGUING, BUT ARGUES FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUING* NO.
Ryoga: *WOULD ARGUE WITH RANMA OVER THE COLOR OF THE SKY* YES!
Jun: *giggle* ... Shall we go?
Ranma: ... Yeah, take him away already.
Ranma: *subtly kicks him in the shin*
Ryoga: YES- Er. Yes. Right-- RANMA. *not so subtly kicks him back*
Jun: *walking off already, humming*
Ranma: *HER, THNX VERY MUCH*
Ryoga: *...HER. RIGHT* *kicks HER again, glaring, then turns to catch up with Jun*
Ranma: sgmsklgmskl *hopping up and down on one leg and waving simultaneously* Have fun, kiddies.
Jun: *smiles at Ryoga, offering a handkerchief* What kind of ice cream flavour do you like?
Ryoga: *sticks his tongue out at Ranma over his shoulder* What? Ice cream? *takes handkerchief, staring at it blankly* Um, I don't know - chocolate is good.
Ranma: *watches them walk away, still rubbing leg where Ryoga kicked her* ... *shifty eyes* ... *more ellipses* Excellent.
Jun: *points at the handkerchief then at Ryoga's cheek with some mud splattered onto him* Really? Hmm... I enjoy vanilla~ <3
Ryoga: Vanilla is good, too. As long as it has chocolate sauce or something. *rubs at his cheek* *laughs nervously for no apparent reason*
Jun: Mhm... You really likes chocolate, don't you? *stares up at the sky* Mhm... such horrible weather...
Ryoga: Y-yeah. *shifty eyes* I hate rain.
Ranma: *waits a little longer before scurrying over to a seemingly random trashcan and reaching inside* Whereee is it.. *rummages through questionable garbage, then finally lifts out VERY HIGH TECH LOOKING CAMERA.. with what appeared to be a used condom on it* ... Oh, that's just..
Jun: Hmm... though the rain cultivate life. That is inspiring enough, isn't it? *smiles, moving to a stop light* This way, right?
Ryoga: Um. *pauses* Are you sure? *points the other direction* I thought it was that way.
Jun: ... *small frown* Hmmm...
Jun: I'm not so sure... which way to go.
Ranma: ... -looks up- My idiot sense is tingling.
Jun: *hooks an arm around Ryoga's* Let's try across the street first.
Ryoga: *doubtful* Are you sure?
Ryoga: *looks back the other way* I really feel like it's over there.
Jun: I- ... I'm quite sure. *nods* *crosses with Ryoga*
Ryoga: *lets himself be pulled along* Hmm.
Jun: *dodges the splashes the people around them causes, squished to be pressed against Ryoga* Ahh-- I'm sorry-- there's so many people around...
Ryoga: *BLUSHES* No p-p-problem. Ehehehe. IT'S FINE. *absently pokes holes in the cement wall beside them*
Jun: *blinks* Mhmmm... right or left?
Ryoga: Left. *has no idea*
Ranma: *pops up in a shrubbery across the street, de-condom'd camera in hand*
Jun: ... We'll go with your choice this time, 'kay~ <3 *walks to the left*
Ranma: *is veeerry ninja*
Ryoga: *grins* I'm good at this. I don't know why that IDIOT doesn't think I can get us there.
Jun: *small laugh* Really~? Mhmm... you two seem like really close friends to me.
Ryoga: *stumbles* WHAT?!
Ryoga: *horrified look*
Ryoga: NO. WE'RE NOT.
Ryoga: AT ALL.
Jun: *giggles* Only good friends fight the way you two do~
Ranma: *squints, trying to read lips*
Ryoga: No. Only ENEMIES fight the way we do.
Jun: Really? But you two seem to know each other very well? "Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer?"
Ryoga: ...
Jun: ^_____^ Hmm? <3
Ryoga: We've known each other for awhile.
Jun: Wow~ How long?
Ranma: *wonders why Ryoga and Jun are talking about peanut butter and jelly*
Ryoga: A few years. *ABRUPT SUBJECT CHANGE* Are we there yet? I think we take a right here.
Jun: .............. Mhmm... I think it should be left. *not terribly familiar with this part of Tokyo* *grips tighter onto Ryoga's arm*
Ranma: *takes picture numero UNO for the evening*
Ryoga: *FLAILS* *...on the inside* UM. LEFT? OKAY, LEFT IS GOOD. *tries to turn right*
Ranma: *cackles most evilly, garnering looks from random passerbys* ... MOVE IT ALONG PEOPLE, I'M TRYING TO SPY HERE.
Jun: Left-- that way! *points, giggling as he tugs Ryoga along* Mhmm...~
Ryoga: Oh. THAT left. *mumbles* Need to be more specific...
Jun: Hmm? *turns to Ryoga* Did you say somethi--* *car whizzes by, splashing water* *jumps!*
Ryoga: *COMES TO THE RESCUE* *throws umbrella in front, keeping them from getting splashed*
Ryoga: *so they get rained on instead*
Ryoga: *is a genius, really*
P-chan: ...>.<
Jun: Thank you, Ryo... ...Ryoga? *peers around* Where are you...?
P-chan: ........*tries to sneak away*
Random shrubbery: *shaking with laughter*
Jun: *steps on something* *peers down* -- eh?
P-chan: *looks back* *spots CLOTHES* *sees Jun stepping on them*
P-chan: *curses EVERYTHING*
Pot of hot water: *comes rolling up to rest next to Jun's left leg*
Jun: *jumps* ...... What? Eh? *confused*!
P-chan: Bwee. *grunts and trudges back towards Jun because HOT WATER is a good thing*
Note on pot of hot water: POUR ME ON OBNOXIOUS BLACK PIGLETS FOR A SURPRISE!!!
Jun: *picks up the pot* ... *watches the piglet come back* ... *pours hot water* ?
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *snatches his pants and pulls them back on*
Ryoga: You saw NOTHING.
Jun: ... *uses an umbrella to cover him from the crowd*
Jun: *nods* Okay. Nothing. ... *giggles* You're so cute.
Ryoga: *goes completely red*
Shrubbery: *shaking with more laughter*
Ryoga: Let's just - go. To the place. NOW.
Jun: Haii~ *hands Ryoga his umbrella, pulling out another handkerchief to wipe at the other's soaked expression* I really think it's this way~ <3
Ryoga: *dumbfounded* Okay. That way. Good-- *frowns suddenly* I just turned into a...a...p-p-p-- ...That didn't BOTHER you?
Jun: *blinks* Am I supposed to be bothered?
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *goes starry-eyed*
Jun: Hmm? :")
Ryoga: Nothing. *stupidly huge grin* Come on. *walks back the direction they just came from*
Jun: Oh, no no. This way. *tugs at him*
Ryoga: ...That's the way I MEANT to go.
Jun: *giggle* Mhmm~
Jun: It's this one, right? The one with the weird awkward looking wooden figures...
Ryoga: *looks around* I think so.
Jun: ............ *frowns* hmmm....
Ryoga: I've never been here before.
Ryoga: If it sucks, we can just blame Ranma.
Jun: ... Me neither. We should go to that fast food restaurant across the street~ It's less expensive and I know that it'd taste good. :'3
Another random shrubbery: NO.
Jun: *blinks* Did you say something?
Ryoga: Me? No. I thought that was you.
Ryoga: I like the fast food idea, though....
Random shrubbery: .... *whistles* .. wait, plants don't whistle.
Jun: *looks at the bush* ... was it a drenched cat?
Random shrubbery: ... coo coo?
Jun: ... Eh? A dog?
Ryoga: I think it's just a bird.
Jun: ... hmmm... I still think the fast food sounds good. :">
Ryoga: Me too! Let's go there.
Random shrubbery: *leg pops out, kicks Ryoga HARD, leg returns to shrubbery*
Jun: :'DDD
Ryoga: OW-- *looks around wildly* I think that plant just KICKED me!
Random shrubbery: .. coo coo~
Jun: Plants don't kick, do they? *blinks* Anyway, we should go. :'D <3~
Ryoga: *wary* Yeah, alright...
Sign in front of random shrubbery: Burger King closed for today.
Ryoga: ...Or not.
Ryoga: *frowns* *looks back at the SKETCHY TIKI TIKI PLACE*
Jun: I guess we'll have to stick with this random creepy restraunt then. :'( It's a bit... scary.
Ryoga: ...*puffs out chest* I'll protect you.
Another sign in front of random shrubbery: NOW AT TIKI TIKI.. COUPLES DISCOUNT~! <33
Ryoga: Plus look, we get a discount- Er. If. I mean. Since we're going...t-together. Ehehehe. *sheepish grin*
Jun: *giggle* That'd be fun~ Let's go, then. :'3
Ryoga: Fun. Yes. Fun! HAHAHAHA. *so awkward*
Jun: *leads Ryoga inside, peering around the creepy restraunt though packed with people* Hmm~
Ryoga: There's an empty table over there. *tries to lead them to the table*
Ryoga: *ends up in the kitchen instead*
Jun: *laughs* This way, Ryoga. *moves to tug him to the seat*
Ryoga: Oh. Right. *follows*
Strategically placed shrubbery, situated diagonally across from table: *shakes*
Jun: ................. Is there something strange around here? *frowns*
Ryoga: *sees the plant* It's that. *points* It's way too big to be inside and it's blocking the aisle.
Ryoga: You'd think they would have thought that through a little better. *frowns*
Jun: *nods, contemplative look* That's right. What if the customers trip on it?
Waiter: *trips!* WTF IS THAT BUSH DOING HERE. D:
Shrubbery: .. -scoots out of way, into corner-
Waiter: ...... Did it just move?
Random patron: -SMUSHED BY WAITER- OMG RAEP
Ryoga: ...*watches all this without blinking*
Ryoga: Like I said. We can just blame Ranma if this place sucks.
Patron: -SMACKS WAITER WITH TIKI THING-
Waiter: OW! DDDD< *slaps down his food* I QUIT. THIS PLACE IS SO CREEPY.
Jun: *looking through menu* Sure is noisy here~
Ryoga: *nods* I blame Ranma. *doesn't care that he's repeating himself*
Ryoga: *picks up his own menu*
Shrubbery: -shakes with indignance-
Ryoga: Do you know what you're getting?
Jun: ... this creepy looking plate thing? *points to picture*
Jun: All the food sounds like cannibalism dishes...
Shrubbery: *edges closer to Ryoga's seat*
Ryoga: *goes slightly pale looking at the menu* Er...yeeeah.
Shrubbery: *small lens emerges*
Ryoga: *oblivious*
Jun: ... "Roasted Piglets Over Open Fire"....... *peers up at Ryoga* ... *awkward laugh*
Ryoga: .....
Ryoga: I hate Ranma and I will kill him. *slams menu shut*
Shrubbery: *tries not to laugh*
Jun: "Vegetarian Salad with fresh duck"... How is that a vegetarian meal? Looking at this all... it's all meat.
Ryoga: *perks up* How does the duck look? Sort of stupid? Possibly blind?
Jun: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....... *turns the menu over* Like that. *points at the glasses* What ducks wear glasses?
Ryoga: *stares*
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: Let's not eat here.
Jun: ... *nods* ... I... agree. *looks around them*
Shrubbery: .....*throws plate at Ryoga's head*
Ryoga: OW! What the hell- *turns around and sees a random waiter standing there* *throws the plate back at him*
Waiter: ................... I SAID I QUIT. STOP BULLYING ME. *wails and runs out of the restaurant*
Jun: *blinks* Hmm... something fishy is going on~ *frowns*
Shrubbery: .. sha la la la why don't you.. kiss the girl.
Ryoga: Seriously. *opens the menu again and points at the pig* I mean, that's just not right--
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *looks around slowly*
Ryoga: Did you hear that?
Jun: ................... We should get out of here. This place is creeping me out. D:
Shrubbery: .. go on and.. kiisss de girl..
Ryoga: *blushes* *starts fidgeting with his napkin, ripping it into little pieces*
Jun: *blinks* Is there something wrong? You're looking a bit flushed~
Shrubbery: There you seee her.. sitting there across the waay..
Ryoga: *aljdhfasdf* IT'S JUST WARM IN HERE.
Ryoga: *coughs* I mean. Don't you feel kind of hot? Maybe? No? Just me, then.
Shrubbery: She don't got a lot to saay, but there's something about heeerrr.
Shrubbery: *quietly crooning* And you don't know WHY but you're dying to try. You wanna.. kiss the girl!
Ryoga: *bright red*
Shrubbery: *small click*
Shrubbery: Yes, you want her.. look at her, you know you dooo.
Jun: *presses a hand against his forehead* Are you coming down with a fever? It must be the rain~
Ryoga: *looks at Jun*
Ryoga: *stares*
Ryoga: Yes. The rain.
Ryoga: *____*
Shrubbery: It's possible she wants you, toooo. There is one way to ask her, it don't take a word..
Ryoga: *grabs Jun's hand* JUN.
Jun: *jumps* Y-yes? *blinks*
Shrubbery: *camera poised and ready*
Shrubbery: Not a single word, go on and.. kiss the girl!
Ryoga: I think you and I...you don't care about P-chan - how many chances will I get to find another girl like you? NONE. We're clearly MEANT TO BE. *starts to lunge across the table TO KISS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE that he only just met*
Ryoga: *but psh, details*
Shrubbery: *clicking wildly*
Jun: *stiffens at the sudden lunge, eyes growing wide at the kiss* o.o...
Shrubbery: *CAMERA CLICKING NOISE*
Ryoga: *pulls back all starry-eyed* JUN.
Jun: H-hai? :'D;;
Shrubbery: *muffled laughter can be heard*
Ryoga: ...Be my wife. *_* No, that's too soon - GIRLFRIEND.
Ryoga: *in LOVE and can only hear angel's singing*
Jun: :'3 I'm ever so flattered~ But what about your Akane-san?
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *heart cracks*
Ryoga: Akane... WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Jun: *internally relaxes. like A LOT*
Ryoga: But...
Ryoga: *looks back at Jun*
Ryoga: She wouldn't accept me being P-chan.
Ryoga: YOU have.
Ryoga: *__*
Jun: Aha...~ But she is a girl like no other~
Shrubbery: *BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*
Ryoga: *jumps, startled*
Ryoga: Wait. *recognizes the laughter*
Laughter: *is very shrill*
Jun: *pulls back from Ryoga* Ranma~? *blinks*
Ryoga: *slowly come down from his high, eyes flashing and clenching his fists* Raaaaanmaaa.
Shrubbery: *edges away*
Waitress: Ano... ^__^;; May I take your order...?
Ryoga: NO.
Ryoga: *lunges after the bush*
Waitress: ;_____;
Shrubbery: GAK! *DOJES AND LEGS POP OUT. MAKES A RUN FOR IT*
Jun: *blinks* Ara~
Ryoga: *CHASES OUT OF THE RESTAURANT* RANMA!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!
Shrubbery: *STUMBLES, RUNS INTO FENCE, POTTERY SHATTERS* .. OOPS.
Jun: *stands* *thanks the restraunt and tips them before jogging out* ... *can't run as fast... but the rain is heavy* ... Ryoga~
Jun: ?
Ryoga: *comes flying at Ranma, leg extended to KICK HIM IN THE HEAD*
Ryoga: *...also is holding his umbrella*
Ranma: *NO LONGER IN SHRUBBERY, FEELS EXPOSED*
Ranma: *DUCKS*
Ryoga: *SLAMS INTO THE FENCE*
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *slides to the ground*
Ryoga: Ow...
Ranma: *pokes with index finger* Nice one.
Jun: *catches up* Ryoga~ Are you okay?
Ryoga: *jabs Ranma with the umbrella* *looks at Jun* Er. I'm fine.
Jun: *offers a hand* :")
Ranma: *subtley hides camera, and gets pwned with umbrella*
Ryoga: *takes Jun's hand* *goes starry-eyed AGAIN*
Ranma: *offhand* Got yourself a new boyfriend eh, Ryoga?
Ranma: *rubbing large bump on head*
Jun: *helps Ryoga up*
Ryoga: *jabs at Ranma again* Don't be weird, Ranma.
Ranma: *smacks umbrella aside* Who's being weird?
Jun: *covering Ryoga with an umbrella*
Ryoga: YOU. I don't have a boyfriend. *looks dreamily at Jun*
Jun: *giggles* You seem to want one~
Ranma: *Points to self in disbelief, making 0____o face*
Ryoga: ...What?
Ryoga: *blinks*
Ryoga: No.
Ryoga: I want a GIRLFRIEND.
Ranma: No, though y'might wanna ask your new special friend about their gender.
Jun: *smiling sweetly*~
Ryoga: ...Ask...
Ryoga: She's a girl.
Ranma: Just like I'm a girl.
Jun: *shakes head with a laugh*
Ranma: *simpering smile*
Ryoga: ......
Ryoga: *eyes go wide*
Jun: *pets Ryoga* :'D?
Ranma: *big grin*
Ranma: I mean, I know Akane's pretty macho, but I never thought you were into guys...
Jun: *giggling* Mou~ Ryoga is a sweet boy. I wouldn't mind dating you, really~ <3
Ranma: Butch girls, girly boys... almost the same thing, right?
Ryoga: Wait, wait, wait. *still trying to catch on* You mean. *points at Jun* She's been to Jusenkyo, too?
Ranma: .. No, you idiot.
Ryoga: Then what?
Jun: *giggling*
Ranma: Jun's a GUY.
Ranma: A pretty feminine guy, but a guy.
Ranma: And you kissed him. *very eeeeevil smile*
Ryoga: ............
Jun: I truly believe that I'm a girl, though~ Trapped in a boy's body~
Jun: <3
Ryoga: *turns slowly*
Jun: Thank you for the kiss. :'3
Ryoga: You're...a boy.
Jun: You never asked. :x
Ranma: *merciless laughter*
Ryoga: BUT. BUT BUT BUT.
Jun: But? :'D
Ryoga: *spazzes*
Ryoga: I ASSUMED.
Ryoga: *points at Ranma* HE HOOKED US UP---
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *turns to Ranma and GLARES*
Ryoga: YOU.
Ranma: *innocent look*
Jun: I thought you are cute, really. :'3 <3~
Ranma: *Pinches Ryoga's cheeks* JUST ADORABLE.
Ryoga: *slaps Ranma's hands away*
Ryoga: DON'T TOUCH ME.
Ranma: Fufufu.
Ranma: That's not even the best part, Pchan.
Ryoga: *looks back at Jun* Er. You-.....it was fun? >.> BUT I DON'T LIKE GUYS.
Jun: Ryoga~ :")) I really enjoyed out date today~ <3 It was fun, really.
Jun: *giggles* I know~
Jun: *gives Ryoga a kiss on the cheek* I need to go now~ Bye bye~
Ryoga: O.O
Ranma: *waves hand in front of his face*
Ryoga: *blinks*
Ryoga: He KISSED me.
Ranma: Did I mention that I got lots of pictures.
Ryoga: *looks at Ranma* *frowns* ...What?
Ryoga: Pictures?
Ryoga: ...
Ranma: *makes ^___^ face*
Ranma: Nabiki's going to distribute them for me.
Ranma: For a quarter of the profit.
Jun: *laughing quietly to himself as he walks to the train station* It was worth the wait~ I'd never imagine some straight guys to be so cute~ <3
Ryoga: WHAT?!
Ryoga: DON'T YOU DARE!
Ranma: HAHAHA.
Ryoga: *lunges at Ranma, hoping to grab the camera*
Ranma: *MAKES A RUN FOR IT, WAVING THE CAMERA*
Ryoga: *CHASES HIM* *AGAIN*
Ranma: *HER*
Ranma: *FOOL!*
Ryoga: *LSDKJHFLSKDF*
Ranma: *IS MUCH FASTER, EASILY*
Ryoga: *GETS LOST SOMEWHERE IN NERIMA*
Ranma: *CALLS BEHIND HER* HEY PCHAN DID YOU REMEMBER YOUR UMBRELLA~?
Ryoga: *...OR NOT, WILL GET LOST LATER*
Ryoga: YES, LIKE I WOULD FORGET IT!
Ranma: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, FLYING AT RYOGA, AND KICKING THE UMBRELLA AWAY*
Ryoga: *LASHES OUT WITH HIS ARM AND FINDS HIS REACH SADLY LACKING*
P-chan: >OOOOOOO
Ranma: *HAS A VERY LMFAO EXPRESSION ON FACE*
Ranma: YOU WANT THIS CAMERA? *DANGLES*
P-chan: BWEEEE BWEE BWEE BWEEEE!!!
Ranma: WHAT? I DON'T SPEAK ANNOYING LITTLE PIG.
P-chan: *SCRATCHES UP HER FACE*
Ranma: KRGSGKJNKGSMKLFMS
Ranma: *SMACKS HIM AWAY*
Ranma: MAYBE I'LL SHOW SOME OF THE BEST PICTURES TO AKANE FIRST.
Ranma: I BET SHE'LL THINK THEY'RE FUNNY.
P-chan: *gets flung into a light post* BWEEEEE!!!!!!!
Ranma: *Tucks camera safely away.... SOMEWHERE* See ya later, shrimpy.
P-chan: *goes emo* Bweee. *will trot off to find AKANE later*
P-chan: *or will try to*
P-chan: *will probably end up in China*
Ranma: Good luck finding the dojo.
Ranma: *LAFFS TO SELF* EVIL PLAN: SUCCESS. *dashes away, cackling*
P-chan: *probably gets caught by the Tiki Tiki restaurant to be served as the main meal - AH WELL*
END!
Ryoga: Seriously, I DON'T need you making dates for me, I can do it myself! *grumpy* Where are we meeting her again? The station? That's...this way, right? *starts walking off in completely the wrong direction*
Ranma: .. Yeah, you're REALLY great with women. They're all over you. *turns around, noticing Ryoga isn't next to him anymore* NOT THAT WAY, you idiot. *grabs his arm and drags him back in the RIGHT direction*
Ryoga: *yanks his arm away* Don't TOUCH me, Ranma.
Ryoga: I knew where I was going.
Ranma: *very dramatically* Well, EXCUUUSEE me.
Jun: Mou~ I've been waiting here for a long time already. *small sigh* Mhmm... I'll give them a few more minutes before leaving... *tugs on a strand of his hair, a worried expression on his face*
Ranma: We're already late as it is.
Ryoga: That's not MY fault. I was trying to get us there and you keep pulling me the wrong way.
Ranma: *eyeroll* I know where I'm going. You're the one trying to lead us to CHINA.
Jun: *kicks at the pavement, humming softly to himself* ... mou...
Ryoga: Hmph. *starts fussing with his clothes and hair* Do I even look okay? She'll probably hate me. Why am I doing this, anyway?! We're leaving poor Akane alone, I should go back to her- *turns around to leave*
Ranma: *grabs his arm again, and squeezes. reeeally hard.* Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Ranma: You gotta see other girls. Seriously. It'll be uh.. good for you. C'mon, we're almost there.
Ryoga: Akane is the only girl for me... *long-suffering sigh*
Ryoga: But fine. *scowls* Are we there yet?
Jun: *siiiigh. maybe he should go... it's bee two hours already...* *leans against the wall, rocking on the balls of his feet* Mhmm... so slow... mou! Keeping a lady waiting like this isn't gentleman like at all! *huffs*
Ranma: *gives him a weird look, but says nothing on the subject* .. Yeah, just one more block. *AND CUE THE THUNDER AND SLOW DROPLETS OF RAIN WHICH ARE ONLY THERE BECAUSE FATE HATES RYOGA LIKE USUAL*
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: O.O
Ryoga: *whips out umbrella*
Ryoga: *looks around warily* *hisses* I can't go out with her in the RAIN. What if - something HAPPENS?
Ranma: *steals a newspaper from some random fat guy and holds it over self* Oh shut up, drama queen. You'll be inside.
Ryoga: STILL.
Ryoga: Maybe I shouldn't go.
Ranma: NO, YOU'RE GOING. *Flings wet newspaper at his face*
Ranma: *aaand consequently gets soaked*
Jun: *siiiiiiiighs* ... *pulls out his compact umbrella, playing with it* Hmm...
Ryoga: *points and laughs*
Ryoga: *and gets splashed by a car driving by*
Ryoga: ...
Ranma: ........ *squeaky shrill girl voice* YEAH HOW ABOUT Y-- *bursts out laughing*
P-chan: >OOOOO
Ranma: *then stops* No, wait. That ain't good.
P-chan: Bweeee.
Ranma: *Punts Pchan into a nearby wall for the hell of it*
P-chan: *OUTRAGE*
P-chan: *attacks Ranma and BITES LIKE WHOA*
Jun: *taps umbrella at a puddle* ... :|
Ranma: AJNGLGMDKLGNABUIIJKN *FLAILS AT* DO YOU WANT ME TO FIND YOU SOME HOT WATER OR NOT, PIG BOY.
P-chan: BWEEE- .....*goes still* Bwee. >.>
Ranma: Yeah. *raspberry* That's what I THOUGHT.
P-chan: *growls*
Ranma: Hold on a sec. I'll be right back. *dashes into some random building*
Jun: *siiiiiiiiiiiigh* >:|
Random little girl: AWW, SO CUUTTE. *comes out of nowhere and scoops up Pchan* ^_____^~
P-chan: O.O
P-chan: *STRUGGLES* Bweee bwee bwee BWEEEE.
RLG: *Shows to mommy* ISN'T HE CUTE CAN'T WE KEEP HIM PLEAASEE ;_; *SPARKLE*
P-chan: O.O!!!!!!
Mommy: Oh my. Doesn't seem like anyone would care. I'm sure he'll be a good replacement for your dead parrot. :")
Ranma: *dashes back out again, and may/may not have punted little girl and family into traffic* OK, I GOT IT. *waves steaming kettle, then looks blankly around for Pchan* .. eh?
P-chan: ajsdhfklajsdhfa. *is trying not to get SMASHED BY A CAR*
Ranma: ... *makes mental note to laugh at this later, BECAUSE THEY'RE SO LATE OMG*
Jun: *peers around* ... *maybe he should just give up* >:|
Ranma: C'mon, you've gotten speed training before, haven't ya? *still waving kettle* DODGE THOSE CARS LOL.
P-chan: *makes a mental note to KILL RANMA*
P-chan: *has many mental notes of that*
Ranma: *but goes and snatches the pig anyway, narrowly avoiding getting hit by a huge semi*
Ranma: MAN, the things I DO.
P-chan: *pathetically* bweee...
Jun: *opens umbrella, closes it again. isn't the type to really walk out on another person... * *siiiiiighs*
Ranma: *tosses Pchan behind an inconspicuous fence, and dumps water on*
Ranma: *holds umbrella over, annoyed*
Ryoga: *splutters*
Ryoga: TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.
Ranma: *tosses clothes at*
Ranma: Hurry up already.
Ryoga: ...Thanks. >.>
Ranma: OH SHUT UP.
Ryoga: *gets dressed, YAY!*
Ranma: *didn't look at the nakedness*
Ranma: Hurry up. I think I see her.
Ryoga: Hmph. *snatches umbrella* God Ranma, hurry UP. We're LATE.
Ranma: YOU HURRY UP.
Ryoga: I'M READY.
Ranma: *makes a face at* THEN LET'S GO.
Ryoga: *almost attacks him with the umbrella and then remembers the rain* ....FINE.
Jun: *waiiiiiiiiiiiting* DX I'm beat already... *siiiigh*
Ranma: .. BETTER YET.. HOW ABOUT.. *kicks him the distance* FASTER.
Ryoga: !!!!
Ryoga: RANMA!! I'LL KILL YOU-- *lands in an ungraceful heap at Jun's feet*
Ryoga: *...miraculously doesn't lose his umbrella*
Ranma: *GIGGLESNORT TO SELF* I am so awesome. *runs after*
Jun: *stares* ... Are you alright? *leans down, pulling out a handkerchief to wipe at Ryoga's face*
Ryoga: *blinks* *stares*
Ranma: *arrives a few seconds later* Baww. Ain't that cute.
Ryoga: Er- I'm...f-fine-- SHUT UP, RANMA.
Ranma: *totally forgot he's a chick currently*
Ranma: *waves* I'M SO PROUD.
Ryoga: DIE-- *remembers Jun is there* Die- diamonds. Um. Present - I didn't bring you a present!
Jun: *blinks* *small laugh* Ryoga is it?
Ranma: .. Yeah you did. Check your back pocket, you dope.
RYOGA'S BACK POCKET: -MAJICKALLY CONTAINS SOME SLIGHTLY CRUSHED LAVENDER LOL-
Ryoga: Uh. Ryoga, yeah. *pulls out LAVENDER, w00t* *shoves it at Jun* Here.
Jun: Oh, my. :") Thank you. I'm Jun, if you... remember, that is... *gives him a smile* And Ranma, right? *peers up at Ranma*
Ranma: *waves again* Yo.
Ryoga: *goofy grin* I remember.
Jun: *small bow* Thank you for bringing him here. *peers back down at Ryoga* ... Are you going to get up...?
Ranma: No problem. -shields chest veeerry inconspicuously* You know where you're going, right?
Ryoga: ...*stands up, making sure his umbrella is still in place*
Ryoga: I can get us to where we're supposed to go.
Ranma: No you can't.
Jun: I do... *blinks at Ryoga-- then at Ranma* Hmm?
Ryoga: *glares* Yes, I CAN.
Ranma: *deadpan* No.
Ryoga: YES.
Ranma: *eyetwitch* NO.
Ryoga: *clenches fists* YES.
Ranma: *HAS NO IDEA WHY THEY'RE ARGUING, BUT ARGUES FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUING* NO.
Ryoga: *WOULD ARGUE WITH RANMA OVER THE COLOR OF THE SKY* YES!
Jun: *giggle* ... Shall we go?
Ranma: ... Yeah, take him away already.
Ranma: *subtly kicks him in the shin*
Ryoga: YES- Er. Yes. Right-- RANMA. *not so subtly kicks him back*
Jun: *walking off already, humming*
Ranma: *HER, THNX VERY MUCH*
Ryoga: *...HER. RIGHT* *kicks HER again, glaring, then turns to catch up with Jun*
Ranma: sgmsklgmskl *hopping up and down on one leg and waving simultaneously* Have fun, kiddies.
Jun: *smiles at Ryoga, offering a handkerchief* What kind of ice cream flavour do you like?
Ryoga: *sticks his tongue out at Ranma over his shoulder* What? Ice cream? *takes handkerchief, staring at it blankly* Um, I don't know - chocolate is good.
Ranma: *watches them walk away, still rubbing leg where Ryoga kicked her* ... *shifty eyes* ... *more ellipses* Excellent.
Jun: *points at the handkerchief then at Ryoga's cheek with some mud splattered onto him* Really? Hmm... I enjoy vanilla~ <3
Ryoga: Vanilla is good, too. As long as it has chocolate sauce or something. *rubs at his cheek* *laughs nervously for no apparent reason*
Jun: Mhm... You really likes chocolate, don't you? *stares up at the sky* Mhm... such horrible weather...
Ryoga: Y-yeah. *shifty eyes* I hate rain.
Ranma: *waits a little longer before scurrying over to a seemingly random trashcan and reaching inside* Whereee is it.. *rummages through questionable garbage, then finally lifts out VERY HIGH TECH LOOKING CAMERA.. with what appeared to be a used condom on it* ... Oh, that's just..
Jun: Hmm... though the rain cultivate life. That is inspiring enough, isn't it? *smiles, moving to a stop light* This way, right?
Ryoga: Um. *pauses* Are you sure? *points the other direction* I thought it was that way.
Jun: ... *small frown* Hmmm...
Jun: I'm not so sure... which way to go.
Ranma: ... -looks up- My idiot sense is tingling.
Jun: *hooks an arm around Ryoga's* Let's try across the street first.
Ryoga: *doubtful* Are you sure?
Ryoga: *looks back the other way* I really feel like it's over there.
Jun: I- ... I'm quite sure. *nods* *crosses with Ryoga*
Ryoga: *lets himself be pulled along* Hmm.
Jun: *dodges the splashes the people around them causes, squished to be pressed against Ryoga* Ahh-- I'm sorry-- there's so many people around...
Ryoga: *BLUSHES* No p-p-problem. Ehehehe. IT'S FINE. *absently pokes holes in the cement wall beside them*
Jun: *blinks* Mhmmm... right or left?
Ryoga: Left. *has no idea*
Ranma: *pops up in a shrubbery across the street, de-condom'd camera in hand*
Jun: ... We'll go with your choice this time, 'kay~ <3 *walks to the left*
Ranma: *is veeerry ninja*
Ryoga: *grins* I'm good at this. I don't know why that IDIOT doesn't think I can get us there.
Jun: *small laugh* Really~? Mhmm... you two seem like really close friends to me.
Ryoga: *stumbles* WHAT?!
Ryoga: *horrified look*
Ryoga: NO. WE'RE NOT.
Ryoga: AT ALL.
Jun: *giggles* Only good friends fight the way you two do~
Ranma: *squints, trying to read lips*
Ryoga: No. Only ENEMIES fight the way we do.
Jun: Really? But you two seem to know each other very well? "Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer?"
Ryoga: ...
Jun: ^_____^ Hmm? <3
Ryoga: We've known each other for awhile.
Jun: Wow~ How long?
Ranma: *wonders why Ryoga and Jun are talking about peanut butter and jelly*
Ryoga: A few years. *ABRUPT SUBJECT CHANGE* Are we there yet? I think we take a right here.
Jun: .............. Mhmm... I think it should be left. *not terribly familiar with this part of Tokyo* *grips tighter onto Ryoga's arm*
Ranma: *takes picture numero UNO for the evening*
Ryoga: *FLAILS* *...on the inside* UM. LEFT? OKAY, LEFT IS GOOD. *tries to turn right*
Ranma: *cackles most evilly, garnering looks from random passerbys* ... MOVE IT ALONG PEOPLE, I'M TRYING TO SPY HERE.
Jun: Left-- that way! *points, giggling as he tugs Ryoga along* Mhmm...~
Ryoga: Oh. THAT left. *mumbles* Need to be more specific...
Jun: Hmm? *turns to Ryoga* Did you say somethi--* *car whizzes by, splashing water* *jumps!*
Ryoga: *COMES TO THE RESCUE* *throws umbrella in front, keeping them from getting splashed*
Ryoga: *so they get rained on instead*
Ryoga: *is a genius, really*
P-chan: ...>.<
Jun: Thank you, Ryo... ...Ryoga? *peers around* Where are you...?
P-chan: ........*tries to sneak away*
Random shrubbery: *shaking with laughter*
Jun: *steps on something* *peers down* -- eh?
P-chan: *looks back* *spots CLOTHES* *sees Jun stepping on them*
P-chan: *curses EVERYTHING*
Pot of hot water: *comes rolling up to rest next to Jun's left leg*
Jun: *jumps* ...... What? Eh? *confused*!
P-chan: Bwee. *grunts and trudges back towards Jun because HOT WATER is a good thing*
Note on pot of hot water: POUR ME ON OBNOXIOUS BLACK PIGLETS FOR A SURPRISE!!!
Jun: *picks up the pot* ... *watches the piglet come back* ... *pours hot water* ?
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *snatches his pants and pulls them back on*
Ryoga: You saw NOTHING.
Jun: ... *uses an umbrella to cover him from the crowd*
Jun: *nods* Okay. Nothing. ... *giggles* You're so cute.
Ryoga: *goes completely red*
Shrubbery: *shaking with more laughter*
Ryoga: Let's just - go. To the place. NOW.
Jun: Haii~ *hands Ryoga his umbrella, pulling out another handkerchief to wipe at the other's soaked expression* I really think it's this way~ <3
Ryoga: *dumbfounded* Okay. That way. Good-- *frowns suddenly* I just turned into a...a...p-p-p-- ...That didn't BOTHER you?
Jun: *blinks* Am I supposed to be bothered?
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *goes starry-eyed*
Jun: Hmm? :")
Ryoga: Nothing. *stupidly huge grin* Come on. *walks back the direction they just came from*
Jun: Oh, no no. This way. *tugs at him*
Ryoga: ...That's the way I MEANT to go.
Jun: *giggle* Mhmm~
Jun: It's this one, right? The one with the weird awkward looking wooden figures...
Ryoga: *looks around* I think so.
Jun: ............ *frowns* hmmm....
Ryoga: I've never been here before.
Ryoga: If it sucks, we can just blame Ranma.
Jun: ... Me neither. We should go to that fast food restaurant across the street~ It's less expensive and I know that it'd taste good. :'3
Another random shrubbery: NO.
Jun: *blinks* Did you say something?
Ryoga: Me? No. I thought that was you.
Ryoga: I like the fast food idea, though....
Random shrubbery: .... *whistles* .. wait, plants don't whistle.
Jun: *looks at the bush* ... was it a drenched cat?
Random shrubbery: ... coo coo?
Jun: ... Eh? A dog?
Ryoga: I think it's just a bird.
Jun: ... hmmm... I still think the fast food sounds good. :">
Ryoga: Me too! Let's go there.
Random shrubbery: *leg pops out, kicks Ryoga HARD, leg returns to shrubbery*
Jun: :'DDD
Ryoga: OW-- *looks around wildly* I think that plant just KICKED me!
Random shrubbery: .. coo coo~
Jun: Plants don't kick, do they? *blinks* Anyway, we should go. :'D <3~
Ryoga: *wary* Yeah, alright...
Sign in front of random shrubbery: Burger King closed for today.
Ryoga: ...Or not.
Ryoga: *frowns* *looks back at the SKETCHY TIKI TIKI PLACE*
Jun: I guess we'll have to stick with this random creepy restraunt then. :'( It's a bit... scary.
Ryoga: ...*puffs out chest* I'll protect you.
Another sign in front of random shrubbery: NOW AT TIKI TIKI.. COUPLES DISCOUNT~! <33
Ryoga: Plus look, we get a discount- Er. If. I mean. Since we're going...t-together. Ehehehe. *sheepish grin*
Jun: *giggle* That'd be fun~ Let's go, then. :'3
Ryoga: Fun. Yes. Fun! HAHAHAHA. *so awkward*
Jun: *leads Ryoga inside, peering around the creepy restraunt though packed with people* Hmm~
Ryoga: There's an empty table over there. *tries to lead them to the table*
Ryoga: *ends up in the kitchen instead*
Jun: *laughs* This way, Ryoga. *moves to tug him to the seat*
Ryoga: Oh. Right. *follows*
Strategically placed shrubbery, situated diagonally across from table: *shakes*
Jun: ................. Is there something strange around here? *frowns*
Ryoga: *sees the plant* It's that. *points* It's way too big to be inside and it's blocking the aisle.
Ryoga: You'd think they would have thought that through a little better. *frowns*
Jun: *nods, contemplative look* That's right. What if the customers trip on it?
Waiter: *trips!* WTF IS THAT BUSH DOING HERE. D:
Shrubbery: .. -scoots out of way, into corner-
Waiter: ...... Did it just move?
Random patron: -SMUSHED BY WAITER- OMG RAEP
Ryoga: ...*watches all this without blinking*
Ryoga: Like I said. We can just blame Ranma if this place sucks.
Patron: -SMACKS WAITER WITH TIKI THING-
Waiter: OW! DDDD< *slaps down his food* I QUIT. THIS PLACE IS SO CREEPY.
Jun: *looking through menu* Sure is noisy here~
Ryoga: *nods* I blame Ranma. *doesn't care that he's repeating himself*
Ryoga: *picks up his own menu*
Shrubbery: -shakes with indignance-
Ryoga: Do you know what you're getting?
Jun: ... this creepy looking plate thing? *points to picture*
Jun: All the food sounds like cannibalism dishes...
Shrubbery: *edges closer to Ryoga's seat*
Ryoga: *goes slightly pale looking at the menu* Er...yeeeah.
Shrubbery: *small lens emerges*
Ryoga: *oblivious*
Jun: ... "Roasted Piglets Over Open Fire"....... *peers up at Ryoga* ... *awkward laugh*
Ryoga: .....
Ryoga: I hate Ranma and I will kill him. *slams menu shut*
Shrubbery: *tries not to laugh*
Jun: "Vegetarian Salad with fresh duck"... How is that a vegetarian meal? Looking at this all... it's all meat.
Ryoga: *perks up* How does the duck look? Sort of stupid? Possibly blind?
Jun: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....... *turns the menu over* Like that. *points at the glasses* What ducks wear glasses?
Ryoga: *stares*
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: Let's not eat here.
Jun: ... *nods* ... I... agree. *looks around them*
Shrubbery: .....*throws plate at Ryoga's head*
Ryoga: OW! What the hell- *turns around and sees a random waiter standing there* *throws the plate back at him*
Waiter: ................... I SAID I QUIT. STOP BULLYING ME. *wails and runs out of the restaurant*
Jun: *blinks* Hmm... something fishy is going on~ *frowns*
Shrubbery: .. sha la la la why don't you.. kiss the girl.
Ryoga: Seriously. *opens the menu again and points at the pig* I mean, that's just not right--
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *looks around slowly*
Ryoga: Did you hear that?
Jun: ................... We should get out of here. This place is creeping me out. D:
Shrubbery: .. go on and.. kiisss de girl..
Ryoga: *blushes* *starts fidgeting with his napkin, ripping it into little pieces*
Jun: *blinks* Is there something wrong? You're looking a bit flushed~
Shrubbery: There you seee her.. sitting there across the waay..
Ryoga: *aljdhfasdf* IT'S JUST WARM IN HERE.
Ryoga: *coughs* I mean. Don't you feel kind of hot? Maybe? No? Just me, then.
Shrubbery: She don't got a lot to saay, but there's something about heeerrr.
Shrubbery: *quietly crooning* And you don't know WHY but you're dying to try. You wanna.. kiss the girl!
Ryoga: *bright red*
Shrubbery: *small click*
Shrubbery: Yes, you want her.. look at her, you know you dooo.
Jun: *presses a hand against his forehead* Are you coming down with a fever? It must be the rain~
Ryoga: *looks at Jun*
Ryoga: *stares*
Ryoga: Yes. The rain.
Ryoga: *____*
Shrubbery: It's possible she wants you, toooo. There is one way to ask her, it don't take a word..
Ryoga: *grabs Jun's hand* JUN.
Jun: *jumps* Y-yes? *blinks*
Shrubbery: *camera poised and ready*
Shrubbery: Not a single word, go on and.. kiss the girl!
Ryoga: I think you and I...you don't care about P-chan - how many chances will I get to find another girl like you? NONE. We're clearly MEANT TO BE. *starts to lunge across the table TO KISS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE that he only just met*
Ryoga: *but psh, details*
Shrubbery: *clicking wildly*
Jun: *stiffens at the sudden lunge, eyes growing wide at the kiss* o.o...
Shrubbery: *CAMERA CLICKING NOISE*
Ryoga: *pulls back all starry-eyed* JUN.
Jun: H-hai? :'D;;
Shrubbery: *muffled laughter can be heard*
Ryoga: ...Be my wife. *_* No, that's too soon - GIRLFRIEND.
Ryoga: *in LOVE and can only hear angel's singing*
Jun: :'3 I'm ever so flattered~ But what about your Akane-san?
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *heart cracks*
Ryoga: Akane... WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Jun: *internally relaxes. like A LOT*
Ryoga: But...
Ryoga: *looks back at Jun*
Ryoga: She wouldn't accept me being P-chan.
Ryoga: YOU have.
Ryoga: *__*
Jun: Aha...~ But she is a girl like no other~
Shrubbery: *BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*
Ryoga: *jumps, startled*
Ryoga: Wait. *recognizes the laughter*
Laughter: *is very shrill*
Jun: *pulls back from Ryoga* Ranma~? *blinks*
Ryoga: *slowly come down from his high, eyes flashing and clenching his fists* Raaaaanmaaa.
Shrubbery: *edges away*
Waitress: Ano... ^__^;; May I take your order...?
Ryoga: NO.
Ryoga: *lunges after the bush*
Waitress: ;_____;
Shrubbery: GAK! *DOJES AND LEGS POP OUT. MAKES A RUN FOR IT*
Jun: *blinks* Ara~
Ryoga: *CHASES OUT OF THE RESTAURANT* RANMA!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!
Shrubbery: *STUMBLES, RUNS INTO FENCE, POTTERY SHATTERS* .. OOPS.
Jun: *stands* *thanks the restraunt and tips them before jogging out* ... *can't run as fast... but the rain is heavy* ... Ryoga~
Jun: ?
Ryoga: *comes flying at Ranma, leg extended to KICK HIM IN THE HEAD*
Ryoga: *...also is holding his umbrella*
Ranma: *NO LONGER IN SHRUBBERY, FEELS EXPOSED*
Ranma: *DUCKS*
Ryoga: *SLAMS INTO THE FENCE*
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *slides to the ground*
Ryoga: Ow...
Ranma: *pokes with index finger* Nice one.
Jun: *catches up* Ryoga~ Are you okay?
Ryoga: *jabs Ranma with the umbrella* *looks at Jun* Er. I'm fine.
Jun: *offers a hand* :")
Ranma: *subtley hides camera, and gets pwned with umbrella*
Ryoga: *takes Jun's hand* *goes starry-eyed AGAIN*
Ranma: *offhand* Got yourself a new boyfriend eh, Ryoga?
Ranma: *rubbing large bump on head*
Jun: *helps Ryoga up*
Ryoga: *jabs at Ranma again* Don't be weird, Ranma.
Ranma: *smacks umbrella aside* Who's being weird?
Jun: *covering Ryoga with an umbrella*
Ryoga: YOU. I don't have a boyfriend. *looks dreamily at Jun*
Jun: *giggles* You seem to want one~
Ranma: *Points to self in disbelief, making 0____o face*
Ryoga: ...What?
Ryoga: *blinks*
Ryoga: No.
Ryoga: I want a GIRLFRIEND.
Ranma: No, though y'might wanna ask your new special friend about their gender.
Jun: *smiling sweetly*~
Ryoga: ...Ask...
Ryoga: She's a girl.
Ranma: Just like I'm a girl.
Jun: *shakes head with a laugh*
Ranma: *simpering smile*
Ryoga: ......
Ryoga: *eyes go wide*
Jun: *pets Ryoga* :'D?
Ranma: *big grin*
Ranma: I mean, I know Akane's pretty macho, but I never thought you were into guys...
Jun: *giggling* Mou~ Ryoga is a sweet boy. I wouldn't mind dating you, really~ <3
Ranma: Butch girls, girly boys... almost the same thing, right?
Ryoga: Wait, wait, wait. *still trying to catch on* You mean. *points at Jun* She's been to Jusenkyo, too?
Ranma: .. No, you idiot.
Ryoga: Then what?
Jun: *giggling*
Ranma: Jun's a GUY.
Ranma: A pretty feminine guy, but a guy.
Ranma: And you kissed him. *very eeeeevil smile*
Ryoga: ............
Jun: I truly believe that I'm a girl, though~ Trapped in a boy's body~
Jun: <3
Ryoga: *turns slowly*
Jun: Thank you for the kiss. :'3
Ryoga: You're...a boy.
Jun: You never asked. :x
Ranma: *merciless laughter*
Ryoga: BUT. BUT BUT BUT.
Jun: But? :'D
Ryoga: *spazzes*
Ryoga: I ASSUMED.
Ryoga: *points at Ranma* HE HOOKED US UP---
Ryoga: ...
Ryoga: *turns to Ranma and GLARES*
Ryoga: YOU.
Ranma: *innocent look*
Jun: I thought you are cute, really. :'3 <3~
Ranma: *Pinches Ryoga's cheeks* JUST ADORABLE.
Ryoga: *slaps Ranma's hands away*
Ryoga: DON'T TOUCH ME.
Ranma: Fufufu.
Ranma: That's not even the best part, Pchan.
Ryoga: *looks back at Jun* Er. You-.....it was fun? >.> BUT I DON'T LIKE GUYS.
Jun: Ryoga~ :")) I really enjoyed out date today~ <3 It was fun, really.
Jun: *giggles* I know~
Jun: *gives Ryoga a kiss on the cheek* I need to go now~ Bye bye~
Ryoga: O.O
Ranma: *waves hand in front of his face*
Ryoga: *blinks*
Ryoga: He KISSED me.
Ranma: Did I mention that I got lots of pictures.
Ryoga: *looks at Ranma* *frowns* ...What?
Ryoga: Pictures?
Ryoga: ...
Ranma: *makes ^___^ face*
Ranma: Nabiki's going to distribute them for me.
Ranma: For a quarter of the profit.
Jun: *laughing quietly to himself as he walks to the train station* It was worth the wait~ I'd never imagine some straight guys to be so cute~ <3
Ryoga: WHAT?!
Ryoga: DON'T YOU DARE!
Ranma: HAHAHA.
Ryoga: *lunges at Ranma, hoping to grab the camera*
Ranma: *MAKES A RUN FOR IT, WAVING THE CAMERA*
Ryoga: *CHASES HIM* *AGAIN*
Ranma: *HER*
Ranma: *FOOL!*
Ryoga: *LSDKJHFLSKDF*
Ranma: *IS MUCH FASTER, EASILY*
Ryoga: *GETS LOST SOMEWHERE IN NERIMA*
Ranma: *CALLS BEHIND HER* HEY PCHAN DID YOU REMEMBER YOUR UMBRELLA~?
Ryoga: *...OR NOT, WILL GET LOST LATER*
Ryoga: YES, LIKE I WOULD FORGET IT!
Ranma: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, FLYING AT RYOGA, AND KICKING THE UMBRELLA AWAY*
Ryoga: *LASHES OUT WITH HIS ARM AND FINDS HIS REACH SADLY LACKING*
P-chan: >OOOOOOO
Ranma: *HAS A VERY LMFAO EXPRESSION ON FACE*
Ranma: YOU WANT THIS CAMERA? *DANGLES*
P-chan: BWEEEE BWEE BWEE BWEEEE!!!
Ranma: WHAT? I DON'T SPEAK ANNOYING LITTLE PIG.
P-chan: *SCRATCHES UP HER FACE*
Ranma: KRGSGKJNKGSMKLFMS
Ranma: *SMACKS HIM AWAY*
Ranma: MAYBE I'LL SHOW SOME OF THE BEST PICTURES TO AKANE FIRST.
Ranma: I BET SHE'LL THINK THEY'RE FUNNY.
P-chan: *gets flung into a light post* BWEEEEE!!!!!!!
Ranma: *Tucks camera safely away.... SOMEWHERE* See ya later, shrimpy.
P-chan: *goes emo* Bweee. *will trot off to find AKANE later*
P-chan: *or will try to*
P-chan: *will probably end up in China*
Ranma: Good luck finding the dojo.
Ranma: *LAFFS TO SELF* EVIL PLAN: SUCCESS. *dashes away, cackling*
P-chan: *probably gets caught by the Tiki Tiki restaurant to be served as the main meal - AH WELL*
END!