LOG: ...the entire Tendo/Saotome clan + Ryoga
LOG: ALL THE TENDOS + GENMA-PANDA & RANMA + RYOGA. @_@ Rated PG, takes place last Friday! See, we were going to log a VACATION for them. But we only got as far as the plane ride and then we crashed coz it was 4:30am. >.> We are CRAAAZY. >D
SO. Behold part 1 of The Log. Part 2's coming...eventually. w00t.
Soun: *looks merrily to Kasumi, who is seated to his left in the window seat* Ahhh, isn't this exciting, Kasumi? *makes ^____^ face* It's so NICE to get out of TOKYO, ISN'T IT?
Kasumi: *makes ^____^ face back at him* It IS nice!
Ranma: *is predictably asleep in his seat, drooling somewhat on the person seated next to him*
Soun: I've heard nothing but good things about Goza! *busts out handy pamphlet* The beaches are said to be second to none!
Kasumi: I'm sure they'll be lovely this time of year. *^___^'s some more*
Nabiki: *staring blankly out window, watching the clouds go by* Isn't it a little early to be going to the beach?
Akane: *emits evil* I eat your soul.
Soun: Eh! Of course not! *waves hand dismissively* The weather is perfect for sunbathing and swi-- *stares oddly at Akane????* Daughter, are you alright?!!
Ryoga: *sitting next to Ranma trying to resist the urge to kick him in the shin* *gives Akane a wide-eyed look like O.o!!!*
Ryoga's arm: *collecting a mini drool puddle from Ranma's gaping mouth*
Akane: Akane hungry.
Soun: ........
Ryoga: .......
Soun: HEY, STEWARD! My beautiful young daughter Akane, who is NOT possessed by some kind of devil, WOULD LIKE SOME PEANUTS!
Ryoga: *kicks Ranma in the shin*
Akane: Dad, this is ridiculous! I have exams to study for!
Ranma: *doesn't wake up*
Soun: There there. *pats her on the shoulder, because yeah she's sitting on Soun's other side, AWAY from Ranma* We will only be there for a week!
Soun: We all need the break!
Kasumi: Mhmm! ^___^
Akane: How can this be my family?
Soun: See? Kasumi agrees with me. Hohoho! ^____^
Ryoga: *kicks Ranma again*
Ranma: *Smacks Ryoga in his sleep* Mhfnkvngjk.
Ryoga: *growls* *smacks Ranma back*
Random steward: Here you go, ma'am! *hands bag of airline peanuts to Akane* ... Please don't eat my soul.
Akane: *growls*
Random steward: 0_0
Kasumi: Have you taken your meds today, Akane? ^___^
Soun: ......... Akane, you should try to be more ladylike! Just like your older sister.
Akane: Bite me, dad.
Ranma: *grumbles in sleep, beats Ryoga with random giant mallet he presumably ganked from Akane* mrphblrghm
Soun: ..... *DRAMATIC WATERFALL TEARS*
Soun: YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
Ryoga: .....*shoves Ranma out of his seat*
Akane: If I didn't mean it, I wouldnt've said it.
Ranma: *flies out of seat and onto the passing drink cart. AMAZINGLY STILL ASLEEP.*
Soun: Oh, future son-in-law. Get me mineral water, will you? THERE'S A GOOD LAD.
Genma-panda sign: 'ME TOO, BOY.'
Nabiki: *peers over at Akane, brow raised* Monthly cycle again, Akane? I thought that was last week.
Akane: *roar*
Soun: 0_0 *edges away*
Soun: Kasumi, you don't happen to have any of that midol I asked you to bring for Akane's PMS, do you..
Kasumi: I brought six bottles! ^___^
Akane: *roar*
Random steward: .. *pokes limp man laying on cart warily* Erm, sir? .. You're drinking all of my ramune!
Ryoga: Throw him off the plane.
Ranma: ..... *wakes up with a burp* Eh? *blink*
Soun: ... Hurry, Kasumi. Hand me a couple dozen pills.
Kasumi: *hands over three bottles* I'm not sure if that's enough. But I have more if she needs them. ^___^
Random steward: *sweatdrop* Please, sir. Return to your seat.
Soun: Ah, there's a good girl. *empties out one bottle in bottle of mineral water*
Soun: AKANE, are you thirsty? >>
Ranma: *hops back into seat, without bothering to buckle seat belt, and stretches* We almost there yet??
Ryoga: HOPEFULLY. I'm starting to feel sick because I've been forced to be near you for so long. *kicks him again just for the hell of it*
Nabiki: Easy boys. *unlucky one stuck sitting on other side of Ryoga, hence has to deal with the two of them* Don't want you blowing a hole in the airplane, huh?
Ranma: *makes a face at Ryoga* No one else wanted to sit by you, so shut up.
Ryoga: There are PLENTY of other seats. *looks at the one spare seat by Genma-panda* It's not like I needed company. *lowers his voice* AKANE might have sat there.
Ranma: *rolls eyes* Yeah, and she would'a biten your head off. I'm putting up with ya, at least. Besides, pop hasn't bathed in a while. Think I wanna deal with his stink all the way to Goza? *kicks Genma panda's seat boredly*
Soun: *shakes mineral water bottle at Akane hopefully* Drink?
Akane: .... no.
Genma-panda: *whacks Ranma with one of his signs*
Soun: *big weepy puppy eyes* You refuse your beloved honorable father?
Ranma: OW, HEY! *rubs head and pelts Genma panda with empty ramune bottles*
Akane: *clearly annoyed* Can everyone please shut up already?
Nabiki: Better listen to her. She's PMSing.
Ryoga: *bops Ranma on the head* YEAH, shut up, Ranma!
Ranma: *looks at Akane like deer caught in headlights* ..... Fine. 'S'all Ryoga's fault, anyway. I WAS sleepin'. *shoots him evil glare of doom*
Soun: Akane, please. Have a drink of this water.. *nudges with bottle*
Akane: What is WRONG with you all? Can't you see how clearly embarrassing this all is? And Ranma would you just stop blaming other people for your OWN faults?
Akane: NO.
Akane: I don't want to drink it.
Soun: *sweatdrop*
Kasumi: ^___^
Ryoga: *stares at Akane in awe*
Soun: Eh? Embarrassing? *EYES FILL WITH TEARS* Am I embarrassing you, daughter???
Ranma: *shrinks away, eyes huge* Uhh...
Akane: ....... Not you! UGH. Stupid Ranma. EVERYTHING is your fault. God, my vacation is so ABNORMAL.
Ranma: Sure sure, yeah yeah. Whatever you say, Akane? *shields face, expecting blow*
Nabiki: ....... She really needs that midol.
Kasumi: I have more! *rummages in her bag* ^___^
Akane: *GLARES*
Akane: NO.
Soun: *sticks bottle in Akane's mouth* DRINK UP.
Akane: *SPLUTTERS* Gross! NO! Make Ranma drink it! *thrashes, knocks the bottle in Ranma's direction*
Ranma: .. *soaked with the chilled water, OF COURSE.*
Ryoga: ... *snickers*
Akane: >///////////////
Ranma: *clenches fists tightly and turns to Ryoga* HEY, YOU WANT SOME WATER ON YOUR HEAD, HUH?
Ryoga: .......No.
Ranma: *magically has another bottle, dangles it over Ryoga's head* You HOT? This plane isn't AIR CONDITIONED.
Ryoga: I AM PERFECTLY FINE THANK YOU GET THAT AWAY FROM ME YOU JERK!!
Akane: Would you stop bullying Ryoga! Just because he is sweeter than you are!
Akane: You are SUCH a jerk!
Akane: Ugh!
Akane: I CAN'T STAND YOU.
Akane: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Ranma: ... *lowers bottle and sulks*
Akane: *crosses arms and harrumphs, growling*
Soun: *practically dead in his seat*
Ryoga: *smiles STARRY-EYED at Akane* *turns to Ranma* She deserves so much better than you.
Ranma: Take her. I don't want her. *STILL SULKING very 12 year old girl-ishly*
Ryoga: *smacks Ranma* Don't treat her like that!
Ranma: *smacks back* Treat her like WHAT?
Ranma: The annoying stupid cow that she is?!
Akane: It's not like I want YOU either! *gives a sniff* You are such a jerk... Ranma... YOU JERK! *randomly kicks a seat*
Ranma: *jerks forward in seat* QUIT IT. Yer' not exactly acting like a LADY either.
Kasumi: Mind your temper, Akane. ^___^
Soun: Love is in the air..... Ahh. Do you feel it, Saotome?
Nabiki: Never a dull moment.
Genma-panda sign: 'INDEED, TENDO.'
Soun: WHAT STRONG MINDED CHILDREN THEY WILL NO DOUBT MAKE. *waterfall tears*
Akane: *GROWLS* ... ............................. >:||||||||||||||||||||
Ranma: *twitches at the mention of 'children'* No way THAT'S gonna happen.
Ryoga: SERIOUSLY. It's not happening. EVER.
Akane: Gross. I'm not having babies with a half man half woman.
Akane: *hmph*
Akane: Ryoga would make a wonderful father.
Soun: *conveniently ignoring them all* YES, strong, healthy, beautiful children!
Akane: I would rather have kids with him.
Ranma: *CHOKES WITH LAUGHTER* Yeah, half-pig babies.
Akane: Not like. *scoffs* Ranma.
Ryoga: ....
Ryoga: *KICKS RANMA*
Akane: Just because your babies would be neither male or female, you don't have to go around insulting Ryoga's babies!
Ranma: *is srsly getting abused on this trip* *snerks and kicks back* ... What? THEY WOULD.
Ryoga: They would NOT.
Ranma: Half pig. Fat with ugly pig noses.
Nabiki: *thankful to not be sitting BETWEEN Ranma and Ryoga* .. I REALLY hope we're almost there.
Ryoga: Akane and I would have BEAUTIFUL chil- childre- k-k-kids. O.O *pauses* *___*
Akane: Ranma, you are so gross. UGH. WHY am I marrying you?
Ranma: *rolls eyes again and crosses arms* Ugliest kids ever. They'd look like half ape half pig and keep getting lost.
Ryoga: Shut UP.
Soun: Because you're obligated to, Akane! ^____^
Genma-panda: *nod nod*
Soun: RANMA WILL BE THE PERFECT HEIR TO THE TENDO DOJO. *DRAMATIC FIST CLENCH*
Genma-panda: *NOD NOD* *mirrors the DRAMATIC FIST CLENCH*
Ranma: *grabs the random steward as he walks by* Hey, can'ya get me some hot water please? *bats lashes at*
Soun: *LAUGHS JOVIALLY*
Akane: RANMA WOULD BE THE WORST HEIR EVER. >:| He'll ruin your dojo and run it to the grounds! His attitude is so foul, he'll scare away all the students!
Akane: UGH.
Ryoga: I agree with Akane.
Akane: Hitting on guys again.
Akane: Ranma, you sicken me so much!
Ranma: *throws another ramune bottle at Akane's HEAD*
Akane: *PUNCHES THROUGH THE WATER BOTTLE* >:||||||||||||||||||||
Nabiki: C'mon, Akane. Lighten up. We're going on vacation, remember?
Ranma: o______o
Ryoga: O.O
Random steward: 0_0
Kasumi: ^___^
Soun: 0_0;;;
Akane: This isn't a vacation with him around.
Random steward: AHEM.. HEH.. *comes back with hot water*
Akane: *gives him a sweet smile*
Ranma: *snatches it and ignores Akane, immediately dumping it on himself* Who cares about you ANYWAY.
Ryoga: ...*coughs*
Soun: ...... SO. WHAT DOES EVERYONE PLAN ON DOING ONCE WE GET THERE?
Akane: *a moment of a hurt!gaze toward Ranma before hardening* You... UGH.
Soun: Shall we see the beach right away, or explore the town?
Kasumi: I want to go to the beach. I think being in the sun would be nice. ^___^
Nabiki: I want to start on my tan. *nods*
Ryoga: *frowns* I want to go into town.
Soun: WELL. Let's see here.. *looks in the pamphlet on Goza, scanning the information* IT SAYS HERE that the beach is open fr--- *face falls*
Akane: Wherever that loser Ranma isn't going to be.
Ranma: *shoots Akane a dirty look*
Akane: *GLARES BACK*
Ryoga: *stupidly big grin* We should go into town together and completely ignore Ranma, Akane. *grabs the armrest, holding it tightly and kinda sorta maybe crushing it* I mean - IF YOU WANT. *NERVOUS LAUGHTER* HAHAHAHA!
Genma-panda sign: 'SOMETHING WRONG, TENDO?'
Soun: AHAHA, nothing at all, Saotome! Except.. the beach doesn't open until mid june..........
Nabiki: ...... What?!
Kasumi: Oh dear. ^___^
Ranma: ............................
Akane: *leans closer to Ryoga* Yes. Anywhere away from stupid Ranma. *hmph*
Ranma: *annoyed look* Yanno, I sit between you. I can hear what you say.
Ryoga: *lakjdshflaksdf*
Ryoga: *absently punches Ranma*
Ranma: *is knocked onto other side of plane, conveniently in Kasumi's lap*
Kasumi: Everything alright, Ranma? ^___^
Ranma: *sweatdrop* Er... yeah..
Kasumi: Oh good. ^___^
Ryoga: *scoots over into Ranma's empty seat so he's next to Akane*
Ryoga: *starts poking holes in the cushion of the seat* Ehehehehe. ^^;
Soun: RANMA! I think you've got the wrong Tendo sister.. *reaches over and knocks him into Akane's lap* ^__^
Nabiki: ... Finally. *stretches out and puts feet in Ryoga's abandoned chair*
Ranma: 0_0
Ranma: *just sits there, staring at Akane like an idiot*
Ryoga: *notices where Ranma is now* ...Ranmaaa. >:\
Ranma: .......... buh?
Akane: ... *still sulking* *thinking about STUPID RANMA AND WHAT A JERK HE IS*
Akane: UGH. Can't stand him! *mutters*
Ranma: *fumbles and falls out of her lap, crawling over to the empty seat next to Genma panda*
Akane: *punches the 'seat' in front of her several times, denting it* >:||||||| I'll KICK YOUR ASS. I'll show him that I don't need HIM to inherit the dojo.
Genma-panda: *throws Ranma back at Akane*
Ranma: KLSFGMGNJFABKLMS *FLIES AT HER*
Soun: NICE MOVE, Saotome! *hearty laugh*
Genma-panda: *nod nod* *FIST PUMP*
Ryoga: *JUMPS IN THE WAY TO PROTECT HIS BELOVED*
Ranma: *smacks into Ryoga at full speed*
Akane: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PERVERT!
Ryoga: *lands with a loud SMACK on the ground all tangled up with Ranma* OW. WHAT THE HELL, RANMA?!
Akane: ........... *stares at their position* *ears red* W-what are you two doing?!
Ranma: *is basically unconscious due to Ryoga's thick thick skull*
Nabiki: .. *snaps a quick picture, then returns to staring out window*
Ryoga: *lying there awkwardly* RANMA. GET OFF. RANMA!
Kasumi: *titters* ^___^
Akane: Ranma... you... IDIOT! *ELBOWS HIM IN THE FACE HARD*
Ranma: *slowly* .... muh...???
Ryoga: *pokes Ranma's shoulder* *GLARES*
Akane: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
Ranma: *lifts head from where it was buried in Ryoga's.. stomach?* *blinks hard* Ramen?
Soun: .. Mighty throwing arm you have there, Saotome.
Genma-panda sign: 'DUH.'
Random steward: *rolls by with food cart* What were your orders?? *OBLIVIOUS*
Ryoga: *pokes Ranma again* WHY are you still on top of me?!
Ranma: *blank look*
Ranma: *looks down at Ryoga* ... Ma?
Ryoga: ....*shifts*
Akane: ... *FLUSHING HARD* UUUUUUUUGH. *PUNCHES RANMA IN THE FACE*
Ranma: *PUNCHED IN THE FACE, aaannnd blacks out again*
Ryoga: ........
Soun: *cries out* AKANE, YOU'VE MURDERED YOUR FIANCE!
Ryoga: *grumbles* Wake up you STUPID JERK!
Akane: *GRABS RANMA BY THE COLLAR* .... *glares* ... *seats him back down rather gently and straps him to his seat*
Kasumi: *to the random steward* Can I get the chicken salad please? ^___^
Ranma: *head lolling to side* x___x
Ryoga: *still lying on the ground* *blinks* ....Thanks.
Random steward: Ur.... of course, miss! *pulls out chicken salad dish, hands it to her* And you, ma'am? *speaking to Akane*
Soun: *overdramatic as usual* KILLED HIM, AKANE. KILLED HIM!
Genma-panda sign: 'PORK PLZ.'
Random steward: *weird look at panda* ... Bamboo, yes?!! I don't think we have any on the plane...
Genma-panda: -______-
Random steward: HERE, HAVE A SALAD. ^____^ *GIVES*
Genma-panda: *stares at the RABBIT FOOD* ;__;
Akane: >:||||||||||| DEAD. HE SHOULD STAY THAT WAY.
Random steward: GOOD PANDA. *pats it*
Ryoga: *pushes himself off the floor* Got anything that's NOT from a pig? I ask only out of curiosity.
Soun: *almost hysterical* .... *sees random steward* I'LL HAVE THE SEAFOOD PLATTER!
Random steward: *hands out dishes* Plenty, sir! Seafood, chicken, pork, beef, salad... *pats Panda again jovially*
Genma-panda: RAWR. *swipes at*
Random steward: *flesh from half of face is gone* 0_
Random steward: VERY GOOD, SIR. *wheels cart back down the aisle*
Akane: *pats seat* Sit here, Ryoga. <3 *thinking: BETWEEN ME AND RANMA*
Ranma: *still pretty much passed out, but is NEXT TO GENMA, NOT AKANE*
Ryoga: *__*
Ranma: .. *then suddenly wakes up* Hey, where'd the food go? *TT__TT face*
Ryoga: *sits stiffly next to Akane* *to Ranma* You don't get any.
Ranma: *steals Soun's seafood* Awright!
Ranma: *throws some sushi at Ryoga's head*
Akane: *GLARES AT RANMA* *smiles TOO sweetly at Ryoga* Say 'ahhh--'...
Ranma: *watches the two of them, miffed*
Ryoga: o____o *alkjsdhfasd* Ahahahaha- *shuts himself up* *opens his mouth*
Ranma: *GLARES DAGGERS AT RYOGA*
Soun: ... *just noticed food is missing*
Ryoga: *sticks his tongue out at Ranma*
Akane: *feeds Ryoga* ^________________^
Ranma: *scowl*
Genma-panda: *pokes sadly at his salad*
Ryoga: *_______*
Ranma: *SCOWLS MORE*
Ryoga: *chokes because he's too busy being STARRY-EYED at Akane to chew properly*
Ranma: *steals a pork bun from Nabiki and chucks it into Ryoga's open mouth*
Nabiki: *is used to this*
Ryoga: *CHOKES SOME MORE*
Kasumi: Oh dear. ^___^
Ranma: *LAUGHS LOUDLY* HA HA HA!
Ranma: *flicks some sushi at Genma* Here, pop. Cause I know you were gonna steal it anyway.
Ryoga: *red-faced and hacking* WILL...KILL...YOU.
Akane: *rubbing Ryoga's back* Aww. You poor thing... *GLARES AT RANMA* *wipes at Ryoga's mouth*
Ranma: *raspberry* You can TRY.
Genma-panda: *tears streaming down his face*
Genma-panda sign: 'YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, RANMA.'
Ryoga: *has a spazz attack*
Ranma: Uh huh.
Ranma: Ryoga's ugly face made me lose my appetite anyway.
Nabiki: Oh boy, here we go again..
Ryoga: ...*GLAAAARES*
Ryoga: You're just JEALOUS.
Akane: *SMIRKS AT RANMA*
Ranma: JEALOUS? Of what. You can have Akane. She's not much of a girl anyway.
Genma-panda: *eats SUSHI*
Ranma: *TRIUMPHANT Ha HA!*
Nabiki: *amused, but silently hoping they land soon*
Ryoga: I don't- What?! I can't - have her-- She's not something to be...OWNED.
Akane: .....................................................................
Akane: Ranma...
Akane: YOU.................
Ranma: ..........???!!
Ryoga: ......*backs away*
Ranma: *shields self with Genma*
Akane: *grips onto the arm rest of her seat* *gives a crack* ^___________^+
Genma-panda: O.O
Kasumi: Akane. I have more midol. ^___^
Ranma: *slowly sticks head out from behind giant panda*
Soun: HURRY, KASUMI.
Kasumi: *pulls out two more bottles* This should be enough. ^___^ Maybe.
Soun: *grabs the midol and jams it forcefully down Akane's throat* LET ME, DAUGHTER!
Akane: *SPLUTTER. CHOKES*
Akane: ARGH
Akane: STOP I-- URK!
Soun: *slipped some sleeping pills in there too*
Akane: *dosed in water and wet* UGH...
Akane: WHAT IS.. WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE..............
Akane: ...... ugh. Just.
Soun: We only want to help you, Akane. ^___^?
Akane: *slumps against Ryoga*
Ryoga: *ALKJDFHLSKDJFHLSKDJFHSDF*
Ranma: *ACCIDENTALLY flings bottle of water at Ryoga, uncapped*
Ryoga: *sees it coming in slow motion* RANMA- NOOOooo--
P-chan: ......>.<
Ranma: *turns around in seat, looking smug*
P-chan: *LOOKS AT AKANE IN PANIC OMG* O.O!!!!
P-chan: *visibly relaxes when Akane snores like a chainsaw*
Ranma: ... Geez, GAG her or something, Ryoga. .. Oh, wait. *snerks and looks back again* Pchan.
P-chan: BWEEE!!!! *JUMPS OVER AND ATTACKS!!!!*
P-chan: *AKA scratches him in the FACE*
Ranma: LKFMSKFGMSLFGMSLK *SMACKS HIM WITH FOOD TRAY*
P-chan: *goes flying and bounces off the opposite wall*
P-chan: *dazed* Bweee... ;_;
Ranma: .. *hurls tray at for good measure*
P-chan: *dodges like a pro*
Ranma: WHY YOU...
P-chan: Bweehehehehe. *VICTORY POSE*
Nabiki: OH LOOK, I THINK WE'RE GOING TO LAND SOON.
Kasumi: Yay! ^___^
ANNOUNCER GUY: Ladies and gentlemen, please buckle up. The plane will be landing very shortly. THANK YOU. And thanks for flying RYOGASUX Airlines!
P-chan: ........
Ranma: I knew I liked the name of this Airline.
Other passengers: *ALL VERY QUIET BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED OF THE PEOPLE IN FRONT*
Soun: EXCELLENT. SOON WE WILL BE IN GOZA. *dramatic fist clench, AGAIN* ... After we land and take the train there, of course....
Nabiki: Groooaaan.
P-chan: *wondering where he can find some hot water* ;__;
Random Girl: That funny man with the pigtail is hot.
Ranma: *makes 0_0 face at random girl*
P-chan: *decides to try the bathroom and wanders off*
Nabiki: *scoops up Pchan before he gets too far*
Akane: *SNORES*
P-chan: !!!! >:\
Nabiki: You heard the guy. You've gotta buckle up. *MAKES SURE HE'S SECURELY FASTENED IN THE SEAT*
Nabiki: You're welcome.
P-chan: Bweee. >.>
Nabiki: Besides, if Akane wakes up before we land.... *snerk*
P-chan: O.O!!!
Soun: DOUBTFUL! I gave her enough pills to knock out a grown elephant for days!
Kasumi: *tries to flag down a steward*
Ranma: ... But Akane's bigger than an elephant.
P-chan: BWEEE!! >O
Ranma: *snickers*
Random steward missing half his face: *warily approaches Kasumi* Yes ma'am?
Kasumi: Do you think I could get a cup of tea? It helps soothe my nerves for the landing. ^___^
Akane: *twitches in her sleep*
Random steward: Ah, I'm afraid we're just about to land, and beverages shouldn't be served..
Ranma: *has taken to pelting Akane with small bits of trash*
Kasumi: You could make an exception for me. ^___^
Random steward: *GOES TOFU MODE* AH.. Yes of course ma'am! *runs off, and slams into a couple of people in the way*
Kasumi: So nice, that man. Bit funny looking. ^___^
Akane: *twitchtwitch* -- Would... YOU STOP THAT... *mumbles in sleep, swats*
Random steward, still missing half his face: *scurries back, carrying cup of hot water and assortment of tea bags* A grand selection, ma'am.
Kasumi: Actually, just the water is fine. ^___^
Random steward: .. Eh?
Kasumi: ^___^
Random steward: *scratches part of head, where skull is visible* *hurries off again*
Ranma: ... Kasumi, yer' not gonna...
Kasumi: Not going to what? *dumps the cup of hot water on P-chan* ^___^
Ranma: ....... Do that.
Ryoga: *is nekkid*
Ryoga: ..............
Nabiki: *holds up clothes*
Nabiki: Before we're all blinded.
Ryoga: *GOES COMPLETELY RED* *mumbles* ...Thanks. >.>
Kasumi: ^___^
Ryoga: *gets dressed*
Ranma: .. *resumes pelting Akane with bits of trash*
Ryoga: LEAVE HER ALONE!
Ranma: *flicks bits of trash at Ryoga instead*
Ryoga: *scowls* Stop that!
Ranma: *continues flicking*
Nabiki: ........ *reads some trashy romance novel*
Ryoga: *grabs the cup Kasumi had and whips it at Ranma*
Ranma: *dodges effortlessly and continues flicking*
Ryoga: *lunges out of his seat* DIE, RANMA!!!
Ranma: *deflects him with Genma's food tray*
Ryoga: *stumbles into Soun's lap*
Ryoga: Er...
Soun: *arches a brow*
Ryoga: ...Sorry. *stands up, brushing himself off*
Ranma: *bursts out laughing* BAHAHAHAHAA.
Plane: *DOES SUDDEN NOSEDIVE OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE IT'S STARTING TO LAND. YEAH!*
Ryoga: *loses his balance and falls on Ranma* alsjdflasd.
Ranma: *unamused look* .... *beat* ..... GET OFFA ME!!
Ryoga: What, like I WANT to be here?! *stands up again* ... *kicks Ranma*
Ranma: WHY YOU-- *chucks Genma's food tray at Ryoga's face*
Plane: *lurches again*
Soun: *gets tray in face instead*
Genma-panda: .....*sadface*
Ryoga: You have such good aim, Ranma. *smirks*
Ranma: FSJKNGSKJFGN *GRABS AT FUTILELY DUE TO SEATBELT*
Soun: *brushes bits of seafood out of mustache*
Ryoga: *sticks his tongue out and then plops back down in his own seat*
Ranma: .. *is all out of things to throw. sadface mirroring Genma's*
Soun: Now now, everyone buckle up! The plane is landing!!!
Genma-panda sign: 'GET YOUR OWN SADFACE, BOY.'
Ranma: ..... Thanks, pops. *snatches sign, smacks Genma with it, then chucks at Ryoga*
Ryoga: HEY! *tries to stand up but forgot he buckled himself in* ...I'll get you LATER.
Ranma: Hahahaa. Is that a promise, Pchan? *bats eyelashes at*
Ryoga: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
Plane: *LANDZ LIKE WHOAH*
Ranma: *pokes Akane with another one of Genma's signs*
Akane: *drools* Oh, not right there, Romeo... *mumblemumble*
Ranma: 0_o
Ryoga: ...
Ranma: ...
Ranma: *jabs at her with the sign, hard.* WAKE UP.
Ranma: Wait, what am I doin'.
Ranma: STAY ASLEEP.
Akane: *jerks!* ..........
Soun: .. ALRIGHT, EVERYONE OFF THE PLANE! We have a train to catch in fifteen minutes! *TAKEZ CHARGE*
Ranma: *casually tosses sign over shoulder, hitting some dude in the head* Yeah, whatever.
Dude: *knocked out and his destination becomes Las Vegas where he finds lots of hookers*
Ryoga: *follows off the plane, looking around*
Soun: *lugging Akane, carrying princess style*
Ryoga: *starts to wander off because he's not paying attention*
Ranma: *watches for a second, amused*
Ranma: ... OI, RYOGA. *yells at* WHERE YA GOIN'?
Akane: *dangles from Soun's arms* *giggles* Oh, [censored!]. You're so cute.
Ryoga: *blinks* *turns around* ...Nowhere. >.>
Ryoga: *trudges back to the group looking sheepish*
Nabiki: *sweetly* Want me to hold your hand, Ryoga?
Ranma: Like a mother and her two year old?
Ryoga: *HORRIFIED* No! I can walk on my OWN, thanks!
Akane: *giggling creepily in her dreams*
Soun: *looks down at her, weirded out* A.. Akane?
Nabiki: *fakes offense, QUITE DRAMATICALLY* Am I that repulsive? ;_;
Nabiki: *begins to cry into hands*
Ryoga: YES- er. I mean. No, wait! *aljsdhfasd*
Kasumi: There, there, Nabiki. ^___^
Ranma: Way to go. You make girls cry a lot, Ryoga?
Nabiki: *weeping*
Ryoga: I don't- I didn't MEAN to! *completely flustered*
Ryoga: I'm sorry??!?
Akane: *STIRS AT ALL THE COMMOTION*
Nabiki: ... *between sobs* I'll stop crying for 500 yen.
Ryoga: *fumbles around in his pockets* I have 500 yen! Somewhere. I'll find it. No worries. Um.
Nabiki: *resumes crying and sniffling* I'm repulsive!
Ranma: *silently wondering how Ryoga could be such a complete retard*
Ryoga: HERE, FOUND IT. *shoves the money at her*
Akane: *rubs eyes* ... Wha...?
Nabiki: *stops immediately, snatching the money and counting it* Thanks! *brightly*
Soun: Eh? Akane?! Awake already?
Ranma: Oh great.
Akane: *staring deeply into Soun's eyes*
Akane: Where have you been all my life.
Akane: *grips onto his shoulders tightly*
Akane: *ATTEMPTS TO KISS*
Akane: Oh, my Romeo!
Soun: 0_0
Soun: *struggles with her* AKANE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
Genma-panda sign: 'SHOULD I KNOCK HER OUT AGAIN?'
Ranma: .... Go for it.
Akane: Muuuuuu... *PUCKERED LIPS*
Soun: *pushes her away violently, enough to send her flying at Genma* AHHH.
Genma-panda: O.O! *steps out of the way so she goes toward Ranma instead*
Ranma: 0_0 *too stupid to dodge*
*WHAM*
Ranma: *knocked over, with Akane on top of him*
Ryoga: >O
Akane: -- OW! WHAT THE HELL-- *peers down* .............. *BLUSHES* ............... *SLAPS RANMA IN THE FACE* YOU PERVERT.
Ryoga: Hey! HOW DARE YOU VIOLATE AKANE LIKE THAT.
Ranma: ... !! WHAT THE HELL DID I DO??
Ryoga: EVERYTHING!!
Ranma: *shoves her off*
Akane: Is this how you treat a lady? -- oof! UGH. I am SO fed up with you! Always wanting me to go down on you!
Ryoga: ......O.O
Ranma: 0_0
Ranma: ....... HUH????!!
Akane: *talking about her dreams* YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER. UUUUUUUUGH. *STOMPS OFF* *footsteps sink into cement*
Ranma: *IS VERY CONFUSED*
Nabiki: What the heck just happened?
Kasumi: I haven't a clue. ^___^
Soun: *making a TT__TT face*
Soun: AKANE! Come back! We have to get our luggage and take a bus to the train station...!
Akane: *kicking things and knocking things over like the bulldozer she is*
Soun: ... Ranma, go get her.
Ranma: *points at self?* ...... NO WAY.
Akane: UUUUUUUUGH. So pissed off! >|||||||||||| *punching a light pole and denting it*
Ryoga: I'LL go get her!
Ranma: ... Yeah, if we never wanna see you OR Akane again...
Ranma: ..... GO FOR IT, RYOGA. *thumbs up*
Ryoga: ...I won't get lost. *stomps off to find Akane*
Ryoga: *predictably goes in the wrong direction*
Ranma: *grabs him by the back of his shirt, throws him in the right direction*
Ryoga: *doesn't make it very far because now he's DISTRACTED BY RANMA* Oy! *lowers into a fighting stance* Don't make me kill you while we're on vacation.
Ranma: *ROLLS EYES FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME THAT DAY* JUST GO GET AKANE.
Ryoga: *blinks* Oh yeah. *looks around* Which way did she go?
Ranma: *drags hand down face in frustration* FORGET IT. I'll go get her. *stalks off*
Ryoga: ...Well FINE.
Ryoga: Geez.
Soun: *waterfall tears again* What a FINE boy!
Genma-panda sign: 'THAT'S M'BOY!'
Akane: *calms down after a while, wiping her brow*
Ranma: Yo, Akane. Where are y-- *sees dented pole* Eep.
Akane: *sweet smile at Ranma* Yes?
Akane: *slinks out from dented pole*
Akane: *knuckles bruised*
Ranma: *on edge* C'mon, we gotta go get our bags and stuff....
Akane: ^___^ Splendid idea. *twitch, sort of... godzillas back to the group*
Ranma: *watches her from SAFE DISTANCE, mildly freaked out* Uh, yeah.
END. FOR NOW.
SO. Behold part 1 of The Log. Part 2's coming...eventually. w00t.
Soun: *looks merrily to Kasumi, who is seated to his left in the window seat* Ahhh, isn't this exciting, Kasumi? *makes ^____^ face* It's so NICE to get out of TOKYO, ISN'T IT?
Kasumi: *makes ^____^ face back at him* It IS nice!
Ranma: *is predictably asleep in his seat, drooling somewhat on the person seated next to him*
Soun: I've heard nothing but good things about Goza! *busts out handy pamphlet* The beaches are said to be second to none!
Kasumi: I'm sure they'll be lovely this time of year. *^___^'s some more*
Nabiki: *staring blankly out window, watching the clouds go by* Isn't it a little early to be going to the beach?
Akane: *emits evil* I eat your soul.
Soun: Eh! Of course not! *waves hand dismissively* The weather is perfect for sunbathing and swi-- *stares oddly at Akane????* Daughter, are you alright?!!
Ryoga: *sitting next to Ranma trying to resist the urge to kick him in the shin* *gives Akane a wide-eyed look like O.o!!!*
Ryoga's arm: *collecting a mini drool puddle from Ranma's gaping mouth*
Akane: Akane hungry.
Soun: ........
Ryoga: .......
Soun: HEY, STEWARD! My beautiful young daughter Akane, who is NOT possessed by some kind of devil, WOULD LIKE SOME PEANUTS!
Ryoga: *kicks Ranma in the shin*
Akane: Dad, this is ridiculous! I have exams to study for!
Ranma: *doesn't wake up*
Soun: There there. *pats her on the shoulder, because yeah she's sitting on Soun's other side, AWAY from Ranma* We will only be there for a week!
Soun: We all need the break!
Kasumi: Mhmm! ^___^
Akane: How can this be my family?
Soun: See? Kasumi agrees with me. Hohoho! ^____^
Ryoga: *kicks Ranma again*
Ranma: *Smacks Ryoga in his sleep* Mhfnkvngjk.
Ryoga: *growls* *smacks Ranma back*
Random steward: Here you go, ma'am! *hands bag of airline peanuts to Akane* ... Please don't eat my soul.
Akane: *growls*
Random steward: 0_0
Kasumi: Have you taken your meds today, Akane? ^___^
Soun: ......... Akane, you should try to be more ladylike! Just like your older sister.
Akane: Bite me, dad.
Ranma: *grumbles in sleep, beats Ryoga with random giant mallet he presumably ganked from Akane* mrphblrghm
Soun: ..... *DRAMATIC WATERFALL TEARS*
Soun: YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
Ryoga: .....*shoves Ranma out of his seat*
Akane: If I didn't mean it, I wouldnt've said it.
Ranma: *flies out of seat and onto the passing drink cart. AMAZINGLY STILL ASLEEP.*
Soun: Oh, future son-in-law. Get me mineral water, will you? THERE'S A GOOD LAD.
Genma-panda sign: 'ME TOO, BOY.'
Nabiki: *peers over at Akane, brow raised* Monthly cycle again, Akane? I thought that was last week.
Akane: *roar*
Soun: 0_0 *edges away*
Soun: Kasumi, you don't happen to have any of that midol I asked you to bring for Akane's PMS, do you..
Kasumi: I brought six bottles! ^___^
Akane: *roar*
Random steward: .. *pokes limp man laying on cart warily* Erm, sir? .. You're drinking all of my ramune!
Ryoga: Throw him off the plane.
Ranma: ..... *wakes up with a burp* Eh? *blink*
Soun: ... Hurry, Kasumi. Hand me a couple dozen pills.
Kasumi: *hands over three bottles* I'm not sure if that's enough. But I have more if she needs them. ^___^
Random steward: *sweatdrop* Please, sir. Return to your seat.
Soun: Ah, there's a good girl. *empties out one bottle in bottle of mineral water*
Soun: AKANE, are you thirsty? >>
Ranma: *hops back into seat, without bothering to buckle seat belt, and stretches* We almost there yet??
Ryoga: HOPEFULLY. I'm starting to feel sick because I've been forced to be near you for so long. *kicks him again just for the hell of it*
Nabiki: Easy boys. *unlucky one stuck sitting on other side of Ryoga, hence has to deal with the two of them* Don't want you blowing a hole in the airplane, huh?
Ranma: *makes a face at Ryoga* No one else wanted to sit by you, so shut up.
Ryoga: There are PLENTY of other seats. *looks at the one spare seat by Genma-panda* It's not like I needed company. *lowers his voice* AKANE might have sat there.
Ranma: *rolls eyes* Yeah, and she would'a biten your head off. I'm putting up with ya, at least. Besides, pop hasn't bathed in a while. Think I wanna deal with his stink all the way to Goza? *kicks Genma panda's seat boredly*
Soun: *shakes mineral water bottle at Akane hopefully* Drink?
Akane: .... no.
Genma-panda: *whacks Ranma with one of his signs*
Soun: *big weepy puppy eyes* You refuse your beloved honorable father?
Ranma: OW, HEY! *rubs head and pelts Genma panda with empty ramune bottles*
Akane: *clearly annoyed* Can everyone please shut up already?
Nabiki: Better listen to her. She's PMSing.
Ryoga: *bops Ranma on the head* YEAH, shut up, Ranma!
Ranma: *looks at Akane like deer caught in headlights* ..... Fine. 'S'all Ryoga's fault, anyway. I WAS sleepin'. *shoots him evil glare of doom*
Soun: Akane, please. Have a drink of this water.. *nudges with bottle*
Akane: What is WRONG with you all? Can't you see how clearly embarrassing this all is? And Ranma would you just stop blaming other people for your OWN faults?
Akane: NO.
Akane: I don't want to drink it.
Soun: *sweatdrop*
Kasumi: ^___^
Ryoga: *stares at Akane in awe*
Soun: Eh? Embarrassing? *EYES FILL WITH TEARS* Am I embarrassing you, daughter???
Ranma: *shrinks away, eyes huge* Uhh...
Akane: ....... Not you! UGH. Stupid Ranma. EVERYTHING is your fault. God, my vacation is so ABNORMAL.
Ranma: Sure sure, yeah yeah. Whatever you say, Akane? *shields face, expecting blow*
Nabiki: ....... She really needs that midol.
Kasumi: I have more! *rummages in her bag* ^___^
Akane: *GLARES*
Akane: NO.
Soun: *sticks bottle in Akane's mouth* DRINK UP.
Akane: *SPLUTTERS* Gross! NO! Make Ranma drink it! *thrashes, knocks the bottle in Ranma's direction*
Ranma: .. *soaked with the chilled water, OF COURSE.*
Ryoga: ... *snickers*
Akane: >///////////////
Ranma: *clenches fists tightly and turns to Ryoga* HEY, YOU WANT SOME WATER ON YOUR HEAD, HUH?
Ryoga: .......No.
Ranma: *magically has another bottle, dangles it over Ryoga's head* You HOT? This plane isn't AIR CONDITIONED.
Ryoga: I AM PERFECTLY FINE THANK YOU GET THAT AWAY FROM ME YOU JERK!!
Akane: Would you stop bullying Ryoga! Just because he is sweeter than you are!
Akane: You are SUCH a jerk!
Akane: Ugh!
Akane: I CAN'T STAND YOU.
Akane: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Ranma: ... *lowers bottle and sulks*
Akane: *crosses arms and harrumphs, growling*
Soun: *practically dead in his seat*
Ryoga: *smiles STARRY-EYED at Akane* *turns to Ranma* She deserves so much better than you.
Ranma: Take her. I don't want her. *STILL SULKING very 12 year old girl-ishly*
Ryoga: *smacks Ranma* Don't treat her like that!
Ranma: *smacks back* Treat her like WHAT?
Ranma: The annoying stupid cow that she is?!
Akane: It's not like I want YOU either! *gives a sniff* You are such a jerk... Ranma... YOU JERK! *randomly kicks a seat*
Ranma: *jerks forward in seat* QUIT IT. Yer' not exactly acting like a LADY either.
Kasumi: Mind your temper, Akane. ^___^
Soun: Love is in the air..... Ahh. Do you feel it, Saotome?
Nabiki: Never a dull moment.
Genma-panda sign: 'INDEED, TENDO.'
Soun: WHAT STRONG MINDED CHILDREN THEY WILL NO DOUBT MAKE. *waterfall tears*
Akane: *GROWLS* ... ............................. >:||||||||||||||||||||
Ranma: *twitches at the mention of 'children'* No way THAT'S gonna happen.
Ryoga: SERIOUSLY. It's not happening. EVER.
Akane: Gross. I'm not having babies with a half man half woman.
Akane: *hmph*
Akane: Ryoga would make a wonderful father.
Soun: *conveniently ignoring them all* YES, strong, healthy, beautiful children!
Akane: I would rather have kids with him.
Ranma: *CHOKES WITH LAUGHTER* Yeah, half-pig babies.
Akane: Not like. *scoffs* Ranma.
Ryoga: ....
Ryoga: *KICKS RANMA*
Akane: Just because your babies would be neither male or female, you don't have to go around insulting Ryoga's babies!
Ranma: *is srsly getting abused on this trip* *snerks and kicks back* ... What? THEY WOULD.
Ryoga: They would NOT.
Ranma: Half pig. Fat with ugly pig noses.
Nabiki: *thankful to not be sitting BETWEEN Ranma and Ryoga* .. I REALLY hope we're almost there.
Ryoga: Akane and I would have BEAUTIFUL chil- childre- k-k-kids. O.O *pauses* *___*
Akane: Ranma, you are so gross. UGH. WHY am I marrying you?
Ranma: *rolls eyes again and crosses arms* Ugliest kids ever. They'd look like half ape half pig and keep getting lost.
Ryoga: Shut UP.
Soun: Because you're obligated to, Akane! ^____^
Genma-panda: *nod nod*
Soun: RANMA WILL BE THE PERFECT HEIR TO THE TENDO DOJO. *DRAMATIC FIST CLENCH*
Genma-panda: *NOD NOD* *mirrors the DRAMATIC FIST CLENCH*
Ranma: *grabs the random steward as he walks by* Hey, can'ya get me some hot water please? *bats lashes at*
Soun: *LAUGHS JOVIALLY*
Akane: RANMA WOULD BE THE WORST HEIR EVER. >:| He'll ruin your dojo and run it to the grounds! His attitude is so foul, he'll scare away all the students!
Akane: UGH.
Ryoga: I agree with Akane.
Akane: Hitting on guys again.
Akane: Ranma, you sicken me so much!
Ranma: *throws another ramune bottle at Akane's HEAD*
Akane: *PUNCHES THROUGH THE WATER BOTTLE* >:||||||||||||||||||||
Nabiki: C'mon, Akane. Lighten up. We're going on vacation, remember?
Ranma: o______o
Ryoga: O.O
Random steward: 0_0
Kasumi: ^___^
Soun: 0_0;;;
Akane: This isn't a vacation with him around.
Random steward: AHEM.. HEH.. *comes back with hot water*
Akane: *gives him a sweet smile*
Ranma: *snatches it and ignores Akane, immediately dumping it on himself* Who cares about you ANYWAY.
Ryoga: ...*coughs*
Soun: ...... SO. WHAT DOES EVERYONE PLAN ON DOING ONCE WE GET THERE?
Akane: *a moment of a hurt!gaze toward Ranma before hardening* You... UGH.
Soun: Shall we see the beach right away, or explore the town?
Kasumi: I want to go to the beach. I think being in the sun would be nice. ^___^
Nabiki: I want to start on my tan. *nods*
Ryoga: *frowns* I want to go into town.
Soun: WELL. Let's see here.. *looks in the pamphlet on Goza, scanning the information* IT SAYS HERE that the beach is open fr--- *face falls*
Akane: Wherever that loser Ranma isn't going to be.
Ranma: *shoots Akane a dirty look*
Akane: *GLARES BACK*
Ryoga: *stupidly big grin* We should go into town together and completely ignore Ranma, Akane. *grabs the armrest, holding it tightly and kinda sorta maybe crushing it* I mean - IF YOU WANT. *NERVOUS LAUGHTER* HAHAHAHA!
Genma-panda sign: 'SOMETHING WRONG, TENDO?'
Soun: AHAHA, nothing at all, Saotome! Except.. the beach doesn't open until mid june..........
Nabiki: ...... What?!
Kasumi: Oh dear. ^___^
Ranma: ............................
Akane: *leans closer to Ryoga* Yes. Anywhere away from stupid Ranma. *hmph*
Ranma: *annoyed look* Yanno, I sit between you. I can hear what you say.
Ryoga: *lakjdshflaksdf*
Ryoga: *absently punches Ranma*
Ranma: *is knocked onto other side of plane, conveniently in Kasumi's lap*
Kasumi: Everything alright, Ranma? ^___^
Ranma: *sweatdrop* Er... yeah..
Kasumi: Oh good. ^___^
Ryoga: *scoots over into Ranma's empty seat so he's next to Akane*
Ryoga: *starts poking holes in the cushion of the seat* Ehehehehe. ^^;
Soun: RANMA! I think you've got the wrong Tendo sister.. *reaches over and knocks him into Akane's lap* ^__^
Nabiki: ... Finally. *stretches out and puts feet in Ryoga's abandoned chair*
Ranma: 0_0
Ranma: *just sits there, staring at Akane like an idiot*
Ryoga: *notices where Ranma is now* ...Ranmaaa. >:\
Ranma: .......... buh?
Akane: ... *still sulking* *thinking about STUPID RANMA AND WHAT A JERK HE IS*
Akane: UGH. Can't stand him! *mutters*
Ranma: *fumbles and falls out of her lap, crawling over to the empty seat next to Genma panda*
Akane: *punches the 'seat' in front of her several times, denting it* >:||||||| I'll KICK YOUR ASS. I'll show him that I don't need HIM to inherit the dojo.
Genma-panda: *throws Ranma back at Akane*
Ranma: KLSFGMGNJFABKLMS *FLIES AT HER*
Soun: NICE MOVE, Saotome! *hearty laugh*
Genma-panda: *nod nod* *FIST PUMP*
Ryoga: *JUMPS IN THE WAY TO PROTECT HIS BELOVED*
Ranma: *smacks into Ryoga at full speed*
Akane: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PERVERT!
Ryoga: *lands with a loud SMACK on the ground all tangled up with Ranma* OW. WHAT THE HELL, RANMA?!
Akane: ........... *stares at their position* *ears red* W-what are you two doing?!
Ranma: *is basically unconscious due to Ryoga's thick thick skull*
Nabiki: .. *snaps a quick picture, then returns to staring out window*
Ryoga: *lying there awkwardly* RANMA. GET OFF. RANMA!
Kasumi: *titters* ^___^
Akane: Ranma... you... IDIOT! *ELBOWS HIM IN THE FACE HARD*
Ranma: *slowly* .... muh...???
Ryoga: *pokes Ranma's shoulder* *GLARES*
Akane: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
Ranma: *lifts head from where it was buried in Ryoga's.. stomach?* *blinks hard* Ramen?
Soun: .. Mighty throwing arm you have there, Saotome.
Genma-panda sign: 'DUH.'
Random steward: *rolls by with food cart* What were your orders?? *OBLIVIOUS*
Ryoga: *pokes Ranma again* WHY are you still on top of me?!
Ranma: *blank look*
Ranma: *looks down at Ryoga* ... Ma?
Ryoga: ....*shifts*
Akane: ... *FLUSHING HARD* UUUUUUUUGH. *PUNCHES RANMA IN THE FACE*
Ranma: *PUNCHED IN THE FACE, aaannnd blacks out again*
Ryoga: ........
Soun: *cries out* AKANE, YOU'VE MURDERED YOUR FIANCE!
Ryoga: *grumbles* Wake up you STUPID JERK!
Akane: *GRABS RANMA BY THE COLLAR* .... *glares* ... *seats him back down rather gently and straps him to his seat*
Kasumi: *to the random steward* Can I get the chicken salad please? ^___^
Ranma: *head lolling to side* x___x
Ryoga: *still lying on the ground* *blinks* ....Thanks.
Random steward: Ur.... of course, miss! *pulls out chicken salad dish, hands it to her* And you, ma'am? *speaking to Akane*
Soun: *overdramatic as usual* KILLED HIM, AKANE. KILLED HIM!
Genma-panda sign: 'PORK PLZ.'
Random steward: *weird look at panda* ... Bamboo, yes?!! I don't think we have any on the plane...
Genma-panda: -______-
Random steward: HERE, HAVE A SALAD. ^____^ *GIVES*
Genma-panda: *stares at the RABBIT FOOD* ;__;
Akane: >:||||||||||| DEAD. HE SHOULD STAY THAT WAY.
Random steward: GOOD PANDA. *pats it*
Ryoga: *pushes himself off the floor* Got anything that's NOT from a pig? I ask only out of curiosity.
Soun: *almost hysterical* .... *sees random steward* I'LL HAVE THE SEAFOOD PLATTER!
Random steward: *hands out dishes* Plenty, sir! Seafood, chicken, pork, beef, salad... *pats Panda again jovially*
Genma-panda: RAWR. *swipes at*
Random steward: *flesh from half of face is gone* 0_
Random steward: VERY GOOD, SIR. *wheels cart back down the aisle*
Akane: *pats seat* Sit here, Ryoga. <3 *thinking: BETWEEN ME AND RANMA*
Ranma: *still pretty much passed out, but is NEXT TO GENMA, NOT AKANE*
Ryoga: *__*
Ranma: .. *then suddenly wakes up* Hey, where'd the food go? *TT__TT face*
Ryoga: *sits stiffly next to Akane* *to Ranma* You don't get any.
Ranma: *steals Soun's seafood* Awright!
Ranma: *throws some sushi at Ryoga's head*
Akane: *GLARES AT RANMA* *smiles TOO sweetly at Ryoga* Say 'ahhh--'...
Ranma: *watches the two of them, miffed*
Ryoga: o____o *alkjsdhfasd* Ahahahaha- *shuts himself up* *opens his mouth*
Ranma: *GLARES DAGGERS AT RYOGA*
Soun: ... *just noticed food is missing*
Ryoga: *sticks his tongue out at Ranma*
Akane: *feeds Ryoga* ^________________^
Ranma: *scowl*
Genma-panda: *pokes sadly at his salad*
Ryoga: *_______*
Ranma: *SCOWLS MORE*
Ryoga: *chokes because he's too busy being STARRY-EYED at Akane to chew properly*
Ranma: *steals a pork bun from Nabiki and chucks it into Ryoga's open mouth*
Nabiki: *is used to this*
Ryoga: *CHOKES SOME MORE*
Kasumi: Oh dear. ^___^
Ranma: *LAUGHS LOUDLY* HA HA HA!
Ranma: *flicks some sushi at Genma* Here, pop. Cause I know you were gonna steal it anyway.
Ryoga: *red-faced and hacking* WILL...KILL...YOU.
Akane: *rubbing Ryoga's back* Aww. You poor thing... *GLARES AT RANMA* *wipes at Ryoga's mouth*
Ranma: *raspberry* You can TRY.
Genma-panda: *tears streaming down his face*
Genma-panda sign: 'YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, RANMA.'
Ryoga: *has a spazz attack*
Ranma: Uh huh.
Ranma: Ryoga's ugly face made me lose my appetite anyway.
Nabiki: Oh boy, here we go again..
Ryoga: ...*GLAAAARES*
Ryoga: You're just JEALOUS.
Akane: *SMIRKS AT RANMA*
Ranma: JEALOUS? Of what. You can have Akane. She's not much of a girl anyway.
Genma-panda: *eats SUSHI*
Ranma: *TRIUMPHANT Ha HA!*
Nabiki: *amused, but silently hoping they land soon*
Ryoga: I don't- What?! I can't - have her-- She's not something to be...OWNED.
Akane: .....................................................................
Akane: Ranma...
Akane: YOU.................
Ranma: ..........???!!
Ryoga: ......*backs away*
Ranma: *shields self with Genma*
Akane: *grips onto the arm rest of her seat* *gives a crack* ^___________^+
Genma-panda: O.O
Kasumi: Akane. I have more midol. ^___^
Ranma: *slowly sticks head out from behind giant panda*
Soun: HURRY, KASUMI.
Kasumi: *pulls out two more bottles* This should be enough. ^___^ Maybe.
Soun: *grabs the midol and jams it forcefully down Akane's throat* LET ME, DAUGHTER!
Akane: *SPLUTTER. CHOKES*
Akane: ARGH
Akane: STOP I-- URK!
Soun: *slipped some sleeping pills in there too*
Akane: *dosed in water and wet* UGH...
Akane: WHAT IS.. WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE..............
Akane: ...... ugh. Just.
Soun: We only want to help you, Akane. ^___^?
Akane: *slumps against Ryoga*
Ryoga: *ALKJDFHLSKDJFHLSKDJFHSDF*
Ranma: *ACCIDENTALLY flings bottle of water at Ryoga, uncapped*
Ryoga: *sees it coming in slow motion* RANMA- NOOOooo--
P-chan: ......>.<
Ranma: *turns around in seat, looking smug*
P-chan: *LOOKS AT AKANE IN PANIC OMG* O.O!!!!
P-chan: *visibly relaxes when Akane snores like a chainsaw*
Ranma: ... Geez, GAG her or something, Ryoga. .. Oh, wait. *snerks and looks back again* Pchan.
P-chan: BWEEE!!!! *JUMPS OVER AND ATTACKS!!!!*
P-chan: *AKA scratches him in the FACE*
Ranma: LKFMSKFGMSLFGMSLK *SMACKS HIM WITH FOOD TRAY*
P-chan: *goes flying and bounces off the opposite wall*
P-chan: *dazed* Bweee... ;_;
Ranma: .. *hurls tray at for good measure*
P-chan: *dodges like a pro*
Ranma: WHY YOU...
P-chan: Bweehehehehe. *VICTORY POSE*
Nabiki: OH LOOK, I THINK WE'RE GOING TO LAND SOON.
Kasumi: Yay! ^___^
ANNOUNCER GUY: Ladies and gentlemen, please buckle up. The plane will be landing very shortly. THANK YOU. And thanks for flying RYOGASUX Airlines!
P-chan: ........
Ranma: I knew I liked the name of this Airline.
Other passengers: *ALL VERY QUIET BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED OF THE PEOPLE IN FRONT*
Soun: EXCELLENT. SOON WE WILL BE IN GOZA. *dramatic fist clench, AGAIN* ... After we land and take the train there, of course....
Nabiki: Groooaaan.
P-chan: *wondering where he can find some hot water* ;__;
Random Girl: That funny man with the pigtail is hot.
Ranma: *makes 0_0 face at random girl*
P-chan: *decides to try the bathroom and wanders off*
Nabiki: *scoops up Pchan before he gets too far*
Akane: *SNORES*
P-chan: !!!! >:\
Nabiki: You heard the guy. You've gotta buckle up. *MAKES SURE HE'S SECURELY FASTENED IN THE SEAT*
Nabiki: You're welcome.
P-chan: Bweee. >.>
Nabiki: Besides, if Akane wakes up before we land.... *snerk*
P-chan: O.O!!!
Soun: DOUBTFUL! I gave her enough pills to knock out a grown elephant for days!
Kasumi: *tries to flag down a steward*
Ranma: ... But Akane's bigger than an elephant.
P-chan: BWEEE!! >O
Ranma: *snickers*
Random steward missing half his face: *warily approaches Kasumi* Yes ma'am?
Kasumi: Do you think I could get a cup of tea? It helps soothe my nerves for the landing. ^___^
Akane: *twitches in her sleep*
Random steward: Ah, I'm afraid we're just about to land, and beverages shouldn't be served..
Ranma: *has taken to pelting Akane with small bits of trash*
Kasumi: You could make an exception for me. ^___^
Random steward: *GOES TOFU MODE* AH.. Yes of course ma'am! *runs off, and slams into a couple of people in the way*
Kasumi: So nice, that man. Bit funny looking. ^___^
Akane: *twitchtwitch* -- Would... YOU STOP THAT... *mumbles in sleep, swats*
Random steward, still missing half his face: *scurries back, carrying cup of hot water and assortment of tea bags* A grand selection, ma'am.
Kasumi: Actually, just the water is fine. ^___^
Random steward: .. Eh?
Kasumi: ^___^
Random steward: *scratches part of head, where skull is visible* *hurries off again*
Ranma: ... Kasumi, yer' not gonna...
Kasumi: Not going to what? *dumps the cup of hot water on P-chan* ^___^
Ranma: ....... Do that.
Ryoga: *is nekkid*
Ryoga: ..............
Nabiki: *holds up clothes*
Nabiki: Before we're all blinded.
Ryoga: *GOES COMPLETELY RED* *mumbles* ...Thanks. >.>
Kasumi: ^___^
Ryoga: *gets dressed*
Ranma: .. *resumes pelting Akane with bits of trash*
Ryoga: LEAVE HER ALONE!
Ranma: *flicks bits of trash at Ryoga instead*
Ryoga: *scowls* Stop that!
Ranma: *continues flicking*
Nabiki: ........ *reads some trashy romance novel*
Ryoga: *grabs the cup Kasumi had and whips it at Ranma*
Ranma: *dodges effortlessly and continues flicking*
Ryoga: *lunges out of his seat* DIE, RANMA!!!
Ranma: *deflects him with Genma's food tray*
Ryoga: *stumbles into Soun's lap*
Ryoga: Er...
Soun: *arches a brow*
Ryoga: ...Sorry. *stands up, brushing himself off*
Ranma: *bursts out laughing* BAHAHAHAHAA.
Plane: *DOES SUDDEN NOSEDIVE OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE IT'S STARTING TO LAND. YEAH!*
Ryoga: *loses his balance and falls on Ranma* alsjdflasd.
Ranma: *unamused look* .... *beat* ..... GET OFFA ME!!
Ryoga: What, like I WANT to be here?! *stands up again* ... *kicks Ranma*
Ranma: WHY YOU-- *chucks Genma's food tray at Ryoga's face*
Plane: *lurches again*
Soun: *gets tray in face instead*
Genma-panda: .....*sadface*
Ryoga: You have such good aim, Ranma. *smirks*
Ranma: FSJKNGSKJFGN *GRABS AT FUTILELY DUE TO SEATBELT*
Soun: *brushes bits of seafood out of mustache*
Ryoga: *sticks his tongue out and then plops back down in his own seat*
Ranma: .. *is all out of things to throw. sadface mirroring Genma's*
Soun: Now now, everyone buckle up! The plane is landing!!!
Genma-panda sign: 'GET YOUR OWN SADFACE, BOY.'
Ranma: ..... Thanks, pops. *snatches sign, smacks Genma with it, then chucks at Ryoga*
Ryoga: HEY! *tries to stand up but forgot he buckled himself in* ...I'll get you LATER.
Ranma: Hahahaa. Is that a promise, Pchan? *bats eyelashes at*
Ryoga: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
Plane: *LANDZ LIKE WHOAH*
Ranma: *pokes Akane with another one of Genma's signs*
Akane: *drools* Oh, not right there, Romeo... *mumblemumble*
Ranma: 0_o
Ryoga: ...
Ranma: ...
Ranma: *jabs at her with the sign, hard.* WAKE UP.
Ranma: Wait, what am I doin'.
Ranma: STAY ASLEEP.
Akane: *jerks!* ..........
Soun: .. ALRIGHT, EVERYONE OFF THE PLANE! We have a train to catch in fifteen minutes! *TAKEZ CHARGE*
Ranma: *casually tosses sign over shoulder, hitting some dude in the head* Yeah, whatever.
Dude: *knocked out and his destination becomes Las Vegas where he finds lots of hookers*
Ryoga: *follows off the plane, looking around*
Soun: *lugging Akane, carrying princess style*
Ryoga: *starts to wander off because he's not paying attention*
Ranma: *watches for a second, amused*
Ranma: ... OI, RYOGA. *yells at* WHERE YA GOIN'?
Akane: *dangles from Soun's arms* *giggles* Oh, [censored!]. You're so cute.
Ryoga: *blinks* *turns around* ...Nowhere. >.>
Ryoga: *trudges back to the group looking sheepish*
Nabiki: *sweetly* Want me to hold your hand, Ryoga?
Ranma: Like a mother and her two year old?
Ryoga: *HORRIFIED* No! I can walk on my OWN, thanks!
Akane: *giggling creepily in her dreams*
Soun: *looks down at her, weirded out* A.. Akane?
Nabiki: *fakes offense, QUITE DRAMATICALLY* Am I that repulsive? ;_;
Nabiki: *begins to cry into hands*
Ryoga: YES- er. I mean. No, wait! *aljsdhfasd*
Kasumi: There, there, Nabiki. ^___^
Ranma: Way to go. You make girls cry a lot, Ryoga?
Nabiki: *weeping*
Ryoga: I don't- I didn't MEAN to! *completely flustered*
Ryoga: I'm sorry??!?
Akane: *STIRS AT ALL THE COMMOTION*
Nabiki: ... *between sobs* I'll stop crying for 500 yen.
Ryoga: *fumbles around in his pockets* I have 500 yen! Somewhere. I'll find it. No worries. Um.
Nabiki: *resumes crying and sniffling* I'm repulsive!
Ranma: *silently wondering how Ryoga could be such a complete retard*
Ryoga: HERE, FOUND IT. *shoves the money at her*
Akane: *rubs eyes* ... Wha...?
Nabiki: *stops immediately, snatching the money and counting it* Thanks! *brightly*
Soun: Eh? Akane?! Awake already?
Ranma: Oh great.
Akane: *staring deeply into Soun's eyes*
Akane: Where have you been all my life.
Akane: *grips onto his shoulders tightly*
Akane: *ATTEMPTS TO KISS*
Akane: Oh, my Romeo!
Soun: 0_0
Soun: *struggles with her* AKANE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.
Genma-panda sign: 'SHOULD I KNOCK HER OUT AGAIN?'
Ranma: .... Go for it.
Akane: Muuuuuu... *PUCKERED LIPS*
Soun: *pushes her away violently, enough to send her flying at Genma* AHHH.
Genma-panda: O.O! *steps out of the way so she goes toward Ranma instead*
Ranma: 0_0 *too stupid to dodge*
*WHAM*
Ranma: *knocked over, with Akane on top of him*
Ryoga: >O
Akane: -- OW! WHAT THE HELL-- *peers down* .............. *BLUSHES* ............... *SLAPS RANMA IN THE FACE* YOU PERVERT.
Ryoga: Hey! HOW DARE YOU VIOLATE AKANE LIKE THAT.
Ranma: ... !! WHAT THE HELL DID I DO??
Ryoga: EVERYTHING!!
Ranma: *shoves her off*
Akane: Is this how you treat a lady? -- oof! UGH. I am SO fed up with you! Always wanting me to go down on you!
Ryoga: ......O.O
Ranma: 0_0
Ranma: ....... HUH????!!
Akane: *talking about her dreams* YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER. UUUUUUUUGH. *STOMPS OFF* *footsteps sink into cement*
Ranma: *IS VERY CONFUSED*
Nabiki: What the heck just happened?
Kasumi: I haven't a clue. ^___^
Soun: *making a TT__TT face*
Soun: AKANE! Come back! We have to get our luggage and take a bus to the train station...!
Akane: *kicking things and knocking things over like the bulldozer she is*
Soun: ... Ranma, go get her.
Ranma: *points at self?* ...... NO WAY.
Akane: UUUUUUUUGH. So pissed off! >|||||||||||| *punching a light pole and denting it*
Ryoga: I'LL go get her!
Ranma: ... Yeah, if we never wanna see you OR Akane again...
Ranma: ..... GO FOR IT, RYOGA. *thumbs up*
Ryoga: ...I won't get lost. *stomps off to find Akane*
Ryoga: *predictably goes in the wrong direction*
Ranma: *grabs him by the back of his shirt, throws him in the right direction*
Ryoga: *doesn't make it very far because now he's DISTRACTED BY RANMA* Oy! *lowers into a fighting stance* Don't make me kill you while we're on vacation.
Ranma: *ROLLS EYES FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME THAT DAY* JUST GO GET AKANE.
Ryoga: *blinks* Oh yeah. *looks around* Which way did she go?
Ranma: *drags hand down face in frustration* FORGET IT. I'll go get her. *stalks off*
Ryoga: ...Well FINE.
Ryoga: Geez.
Soun: *waterfall tears again* What a FINE boy!
Genma-panda sign: 'THAT'S M'BOY!'
Akane: *calms down after a while, wiping her brow*
Ranma: Yo, Akane. Where are y-- *sees dented pole* Eep.
Akane: *sweet smile at Ranma* Yes?
Akane: *slinks out from dented pole*
Akane: *knuckles bruised*
Ranma: *on edge* C'mon, we gotta go get our bags and stuff....
Akane: ^___^ Splendid idea. *twitch, sort of... godzillas back to the group*
Ranma: *watches her from SAFE DISTANCE, mildly freaked out* Uh, yeah.
END. FOR NOW.