ahh, so yesterday was awesome beyond awesome, and i thought it was going to be incredibly boring.
Had to go to my grandparent's 50th anniversary, we got there around 4:30ish and had to take pictures for about 2 and a half hours. That was the boring part.
Then came the dining hall and actual party. My family, and i have no idea who decided to do this, put me at the table with all of my older cousins, brandon (22), chris (19), nathan (22), cassie (21), and her husband dave (24). Well, being the older cousins they are, they told me that it was time i started drinking.
Soon enough, they were handing me all sorts of drinks; the champagne that they didn't want, a couple sex on the beaches, a martini, and some other stuff. And so here i am, guzzling down drinks, and my mom walks by, and she didn't care at all, she just said i would be paying for it if i drank too much. The drinks themselves were pretty weak due to the places rules though, but chris handled that. He flirted with the bartender and got her to make some stronger things.
After dinner and everything, chris, brandon, and nathan were all starting to get bored. So, they decided that we would try to get into the party next door, wedding crashers style. I was the "wingman", so i had to go do some "recon". Normally i wouldnt have done this, but the drinks seemed to have a weird effect on me, so i gladly did so. Brandon said he'd come with me too.
We went out of the hall and started talking to the girls out there, and were shortly joined by chris. One was 18, the other about 15. The party they were at was some asian guys 18th birthday. After a while, my cousin nathan came over. He's not the smoothest person in the world apparently, and when we asked the girl her name she said "Pam" and nathan said "oh, that's my mom's name, no lie." This more or less drove them off, so brandon and chris started yelling at nathan while i sat by laughing. So we continued to be bored.
A half hour later or so, i walked out of our hall to get a drink and throw something away. The girls were out there again and asked me if i would go get chris and brandon and come talk with them again. When I told them the girls were out there again, they didn't believe me, until i pointed out in the hall that they were standing there again. So chris and brandon followed me out again.
They invited us into the party next door to come dance. Chris doesn't dance, so he slipped away while brandon and i went over. So we went in, and nobody was out there dancing but me, brandon, and these two girls. After about maybe no more than 5 minutes, the asian kid came over and said "hey, you guys are going to have to leave. I'm serious, leave now." So the girls walked us out and told us they were sorry, me and brandon were just laughing and said it was no problem. So we talked with them a little more and brandon invited the 18 year old to his room there, i cant remember what she said exactly, but she sounded like she wouldnt have minded.
Brandon and i walked away, and we agreed that the asian was one jealous bastard. And so the rest of the night we kind of just hung around doing nothing, and we didnt end up leaving until around 1, so i came home and fell straight asleep.